Mah woman caught me lookin'
at another gal on the street
mah woman looked right up at me
and said in a voice so sweet:
YA GOTTA GO TO REHAB, REHAB,
YES YOU DO--
REHAB, REHAB,
OR I JUST CANNOT BE WITH YOU!
Rehab, rehab,
it's rehab for me and you--
rehab, rehab.
DON'T ASK--it's just the thing to do!
You'll deal with all those issues
of which your life is fraught
you'll deal with all those issues
you never had till you got caught
You'll have a bunch of counselors
they'll teach you everything
they'll teach you how to think
with something besides your ding-a-ling
Rehab, rehab,
it's rehab for me and you--
rehab, rehab,
DON'T ASK--it's just the thing to do!
You'll meet those famous philanderers
like Tiger and Jesse James
and all those other celebutards
whose lives went down in flames
They've been turned into robots
the kind of guys a gal can trust
they're caring and they're sensitive
and best of all--MONOGAMOUS!
It's the modern day equivalent
of a frontal lobotomy
gotta go to rehab
just to save me from bein' me!
Oops...ah farted...
gotta go to rehab for fartin'
Oops...I drooled right down mah shirt...
gotta go to rehab for droolin'
Oops...didn't use no deodorant...
gotta go to rehab for stinkin'
Now a man is gonna be a man
no matter what they try to say
if it feels good--DO IT--
just don't hurt no one along the way
Rehab, rehab,
it's rehab for me and you
rehab, rehab,
DON'T ASK--it's just the thing to do!
It's the modern day equivalent
of a frontal lobotomy
gotta go to rehab
just to save me from bein' me...
yeah, ah gotta go to rehab
just to save me from bein' me!
