It's getting harder to find...
someone who isn't twenty
has half a brain
has an attention span of more than 10 seconds
It's getting harder to find...
someone who can name one former president
besides George Lincoln and Abraham Washington
who won't call you "honey" at the checkout line
who remembers what I just said even if I can't
It's getting harder to find...
someone who can use
to
too
two
properly in a sentence
who hasn't been spotted at Wal-Mart
with a way too outrageous Brazilian butt lift
the cost of which has consigned them to
meander those aisles for the rest of eternity
who can write a line like
"I'm blessed and I didn't even sneeze"
if U can write a line like that then
me
a
line
or
too
otherwise Dumb and Dumber To
is playing down the street...
see U at the movies
