So here is my card
I hope you'll keep it handy
And when you call my number
Just ask for Love
Don't as for Robert
Don't ask for Bill
Don't ask for Andy
Don't ask for Phil
Don't ask for services
They can't fulfill
When you call my number
Just ask for Love
Don't ask for the doctor
He'll just give you drugs
Get them cheaper on the corner
From your neighborhood thugs
Don't ask for Ms. Anthony
Cuz she's too busy lying
Don't ask for Obama
Cuz he's too busy crying
Don't ask for no truffles
Or them fancy dishes
Don't ask for Osama
Cuz he sleeps with the fishes
Don't ask for Mr. Gibson
Cuz he's been black-listed
Don't ask for Mr. Cheney
He's too sick and twisted
I'll make you squirm
and squeal with delight
the neighbors will hear us
all through the night
So don't ask for Rhonda
Don't ask for Kathleen
Don't ask for Shlomo
Or for Mr. Clean
Don't ask for rainy day people
They only love you when it's raining
Don't ask for the plumber
You know it's too draining
Don't ask for sex tapes
No classy or trashy 'uns
What more do you need
To see of the Kardashians?
Don't ask for Yoda
Don't ask for the Klingons
Don't be that person
My dog wants to pee on
When you call my number
Be ready to get your freak on
I guarantee you
we will fit like a glove
When you call my number
Just ask for LOVE !
