All right
NATURE LOVERS--
When you get right down to it...
It is UNNATURAL to
trim one's hair
It is unnatural to
shave one's beard
Or to shave one's legs
(and I knew plenty of women in the 70's
who were fully cognizant of this!)
When you get right down to it...
It is unnatural to
get a bikini wax
Or to allow someone
to unceremoniously rip off
the hair
that is naturally growing
on one's back
with that sticky tape...
AAAAAGGGHHHH...son-of-a-BITCH !
When you get right down to it...
Were we to opt for the completely
NATURAL LOOK
we would all
(eventually)
be the spitting image of BIGFOOT
Just like the aggressive
chest-thumping
barely evolved past apehood
species that we are...
And wouldn't the Victoria's Secret fashion show look funny then?
