Sometimes, for politeness sake
(or goodness sake)
I try to come up with a euphemism
for the "F" word
but nothing seems to fit
(pardon the pun)
I've tried fu*k
but that smacks too much
of the hand of a censor for my tastes
There's fugg
(as in "muddah fugga")
but that's a little too street
and I can't claim a lotta street cred
(though I've slept there a time or two)
Then there's fook
a bit too British, old chap
("put that fooking thing down
before you hurt yourself!")
And a myriad of old standbys
frig...frick...fock...
(Meet The Fockers--wink wink)
which have become so common
in the vernacular
they've lost all impact
(or should I say thrust?)
You could say it in French (baise)
and sound totally innocuous
on this side of the pond
(but not in the company of
anyone wearing a Rasberry Beret).
Yep, try as I may
I've not found a good one
seems it can't be polite
and totally effective at the same time
(a nugget for everyday living? )
So I guess I'll just say fuck it
and leave it at that
