SHE did it AGAIN!!!

Yea you read it right, I'M MOVING OUT with MY Georgie!!!!! I packed Georgie's pellets, MY RING, MY special rockies, MY pine cones, and some Turkey Parme Biscotties.


We are ready, now we just need to know where to go!

You must be wondering WHY I would want to leave my seemingly wonderful home and my seemingly not so EVIL mum. Well, this is why!

SHE DID IT AGAIN!

She left with ONE STINKY,


Came back with TWO STINKIES! (Just look at their leashes, that's enough to make you go nutty....)


I was *almost* gonna forgive her when I saw she had bought me HUGE new bed, a bag of Innova EVO (the grain free kibble), some treats, some new toys, and the best of all - a huge container of COOKED shepherd's pie (minus the mashed potatoes).


But guess what she told me??

Those aren't for you Sunshade, those are Stella's.

WHAA.....WHAT!!

To make things worse, the STINKIES (original STINKY + STINKY # 2) completely ignored my presence,


HELLLLLLOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO!!


How dare they ignore the QUEEN in HER own castle???

Here I was trying to tell them how rude it was for them to ignore ME, and well, did they look like they paid any attention to the low growl I was giving??

Not only that, they STUNK up my bed, so I had to sleep on the floor while they slept on their comfy beds. Where is the justice in that??


I found it hard even to sleep with their presence.... they stink! Now, did they look like they care their poor Aunt was having a hard time breathing??


Even when they saw me dying, their tails were wagging non-stop, no remorse whatsoever. (the reason you don't see either of their tails in this picture is because they were waggging too fast...)


Did they care when I finally succumbed to their stinkiness??


Just look at them, not only were they totally oblivious of their poor Aunt, STINKY #2 even mocked me by copying my dying position!

Now, do you blame me for wanting to LEAVE???


I'm taking MY Georgie because I love him and I don't want him to get stinkified if I left him behind.

Here is the application form if you like us, (click on the picture to enlarge it)

Only qualified homes will get to have us!

(Mum: Stella is only here with us for 10 days while her family goes on vacation. I don't think I would ever get her back even if I wanted to. Her family is too in love with her!!)