My Pledge Program

What's wrong with this picture??


Yes, that's right, there is NOTHING IN MY TREAT MACHINE!!

I pulled down the lever, and NOTHING CAME OUT!!



I turned it upside down, and STILL NOTHING!


I pushed it around, and NOOOOOOOTHINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!


WHY was there nothing in MY treat machine you might ask?

Well maybe you should go ask STINKY on his stinky blog, HMMMMMPH!

The pooooooooooor pooooooooooor me had to resort to a second class treat dispenser,


Note: The only reason I was smiling was for the pledge program


This second class treat dispenser is nothing like MY treat machine,


Not only is it weird looking,


It is horrible at dispensing treats (which is what its suppose to do!!!),


It HOGS treats terribly!!!

MY PLEDGE PROGRAM

Every dog in the world is born with the right to use a first class treat machine (WITH treats in it).

Take this SuperDALE as an example,


She did not have the opportunity to use a first class treat machine.

Look at that sweet smile on her face.

Can you sleep at night knowing that she was denied of something so simple?

Can you sleep at night knowing that her little SuperSTOMACH was starving?




For just 10 lbs of treats/kibbles a day (foodies that don't fit in the machine are accepted as well), you can:

• help fill the treat machine with nutritious treats
• help bring a SuperSMILE onto the SuperDALE's face
• help ensure the muscle tone on the one and only MUSCLE BUTT
• help warm the SuperDALE's SuperHEART knowing that she is loved
  

For just 10 lbs of treats/kibbles/foodies a day, you will never have to see a sad SuperDALE with a second class treat dispenser. The picture below will be non-existent.

(yes, that's the SuperTONGUE you see)

If you sign up for the pledge now, every month, you will receive a picture of the world renowned MUSCLE BUTT, so you see the result of your pledge foodie.

Below is a sample of a picture that could be yours,


So pick up your phone now, and call 1800-SAV-DALE to sign up for your once in a life time pledge.

Alternatives for MY Treat Machine

Since I have a 200% accuracy at using my treat machine, mum has been trying to find other healthy alternatives to use instead of the grain-free kibbles that was used in the beginning. She said she didn't want me to eat a bunch of kibbles on top of my normal raw diet.

So she came home with the following,


Two boxes of wheat-free/gluten free cereals (I got SuperWHEAT-ALLERGY), and some raw nuts!


I've never had those cereals before because mum tries to give me food/treats that are low in grains/carbs.

Will they be good?


Since mum was taking too long being trigger happy (as usual), I decided to find out by my SuperSELF if those new treats were good!


But mum said I had to WAIIIIIIIIT!


Because she wanted to do this first,


Every item was laid out on the plate,


STINKY got a plate too,


Mum wanted to see if I would eat everything.

The item list included: almonds, walnuts, pecans, pumpkin seeds, and the two kinds of cereals.


Finally, I was set free to EAT!



The Verdict: everything can go in the treat machine, EXCEPT pumpkin seeds, thank you!


They're so small you can barely taste them, so why eat them right??

Read my lips: Who-eats-pumpkin-seeeeeds?


The rest of the ingredients were bagged and mixed,


And poured into MY treat machine (with a little bit of the yummy Orijen kibbles)!


Now hopefully I can have more than just a couple pulls at a time!!

AND I DID!!!

My "other" treat machine

So if I paw at the lever of the Treat Machine I got for my birfday,


It drops treats for me,


Now I want to show you my "other" treat machines. These are the original ones and they are a lot tougher and stingier......

That was like 20+ pulls down on the lever for just ONE or TWO at the most pieces of meat! HMMMMMPH!

STINKY, he didn't even have to work and he got a freeeeeee piece!

HMMMMPH X 2!!!

No Treat Machine face

This is the face I make, the position I sit in when MY treat machine is taken away from me......


(mum: She seriously sat there like that for at least 20 mins after I took her treat machine away. Since she has mastered it well, I have limit her to only 10 pumps per day until I can find something less fattening to replace the kibbles.)

A few of my friends have asked me where mum got my treat machine from. My "Yuppy Puppy Treat Machine" was purchased online from from ValleyVet. Mum froogled it and it had the best price + shipping.

Wow, maybe we can have like a Treat Machine Club or something???

Progress on the Treat Machine

Before you watch the video in this post, you might want to watch the video from my "10th B-Day Pressies" post to see the progression.

So now only 2 days after receiving MY cooooooolest birfday pressie, I have mastered it!!

(mum: I have only been giving Sunshade about 10 mins on the treat machine for the last two days. Can't have her eating too much..... But she does now know that it is the lever that dispenses the treats, not just hitting the machine randomly. Now that she has mastered it, I need to look for other things in placement of the kibbles. She can't eat her regular raw food, and a bunch of kibbles everyday!!)

10th B-Day Pressies

Here are my pressies for turning 10!!


Now this is a funny pig stuffie I tell ya... HAHA!


It has a BOTTLE inside,


It can be refilled with other bottles so it continues to be annoying. Funny mum got me this, as I recall it was my b-day pressie to STINKY on his most recent birfday!

He got one too, a Mr. Buffalo,


Now look at THIS!!

A TREAT MACHINE!!!!

It is a machine I have to work MY SuperSELF to get treats out. More fooooooood for ME!

Mum filled the treat machine with Orijen 6 Fish kibble,


(mum: Sunshade has been on a raw, grain-free diet since she was 2. Jaffa was raised on raw since he was 8 weeks old. I do prefer raw over any other types of food for them, but Jaffa has become very picky that I have had to alternate between raw and the Orijen grain free kibble.)

The D-Guy said he was a Dog Whisperer, so he could teach me how to use my new treat machine,


This was his attempt,

BTW, I wasn't lazy! I'm never lazy when it comes to food. I was just a little..toooo fullllll from MY buffet and MY cake earlier!

Then the D-Guy felt I could do it myself, and he abandoned me....


So I practiced on my own, again and again, try after try,


(mum: she really worked so hard for a few minutes!)

Finally, I think I'm getting it!!!



Watch me in action!

(mum: This video was taken less than 10 minutes after the initial introduction to the treat machine. Sunshade got frustrated from time to time as you will see, but she did start to associate "paw hitting the machine" with "treats being dispensed". She has yet to figure out that pressing down the end of the lever is what releases the kibbles. So you see her in this video randomly hitting the treat machine with her paw, and looking down to see if treats came out (around 1:13 to 1:30 mark). I don't think it will take too long before the smart girl figures out the lever.)

(mum: This is a great tool for dogs that love to inhale their kibbles!! They would have to work for it.)