Ed and I were watching Satellite TV last night and saw a promo for a show called Disappeared. After watching the commercial I said, "That's got to be terrible, having a family member missing and having no idea where they are."
"It's never people like us." he said.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well, think about it....do you ever see some big burly guy missing? Or a girl your size?"
"Excuse me! Someone could abduct me, you know." I said.
"Yeah, but it's not likely."
"Not likely" because I rarely leave the truck to give them the opportunity to take me, not "not likely" because someone out there doesn't want a great find like me.
Big (no pun intended) difference.
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4 comments:
Not likely because the Big Burly Guy wouldn't let it happen.
The dangers of having television! :)
seriously, eddie....you gotta learn when to stay quiet!!....lololol....lmao....
I know Brad, it is one of those things that is true, but better left unsaid. I have never seen an abducted person who was visibly large enough to defend themselves. They always seem like young smallish people or frail, but I haven't seen everyone who has been abducted either. So who am I to talk. :)
-ED
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