Osama Live & Death? Nigerian version

From the country that brought you Blackberry Babes, White Hunters, Beyonce and Rihanna, and rumored CSI: Las Gidi, Nigeria presents to you "Dead At Last, Complete Season 1". I love Naija though. Under 72 hours of his demise, we already have a series on Osama.

I'm mad that they called it Season 1. Is there supposed to be a season 2? On Osama's after-life with his 70 virgins perhaps. SMH.

WILL YOU BE BUYING?

Bisous.

PS: My two-year blogaversary is coming up in June. For the two-year hall mark, I will accept 20 questions. So feel free to leave the question in the comment box or email me at yinkuslolo@gmail.com

My fine is $50.60?????

I took this off another site. Its kind of fun and thought I would share. Turns out my fine is just 50.60!!!! What is yours??
You don't have to let us know what your answers are, just the total amount of your fine..


Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Have a great rest of the weekend.

I dey house

and event no dey finish. I am quite used to 10 hrs + flight. But there was some eff-up in my system and I barfed up during my second flight. Damn! I was kinda happy. Like, I have barfed up less than 5 times in life. That may be weird tho. I don't know how some folks force themselves to recurgitate, them try.

As for my surprise home visit, my mumcee's face was friggin' classic plus my Afro is doing some wonders. Fam-bonding can never be overrated. It feels good, when your mum tells you to make Eba and Okro for dinner and you grumble tho u still do ur best to make the soup as tasty as ever. Mumcee called me old-fashioned but now that I'm here with my afro. She was using style to beg me not to show up at her office with my hair-do. I don't blame her cos I have been creating some stare-traffic, anywhere I go. One photographer even booked me for a photoshoot tomorrow lol. I will go sha. Europeans can look oh.

The part of Europe, where I live, has two competitve trends: Chain-smoking and PDA(Public Display of Affection). Chain-smoking is an over-flogged issue but PDA chai. You will sit in a tram innocently and may be uncomfortable to look in any direction cos there is always a couple doing some mushy stuff. I am not against PDAs but I have a preferred limit: e.g peck and smile. But living here has made used to seeing a couple neck, peck, smooch......some folks may call that making out sef. I don't think that is morally right cos even younger teens do such. You don't want your kid to see a guy groping his babe's akara-sized butt. Well, it's better to love than hate, right?

Mehn! my own summer has started to kick off for real. U no wan try European gbedu lol. This my 3mth internship wants to take the better part of me. But na lie!

On that note, bloggin', per se, resumes next week cos there are 5 pple, 5 laptops and only one ethernet cable in my house. Thus, only one person can browse at a time. Imagine 5 grown-ups targeting one ethernet cable lol. Mad fun, I swear. It's better than having 5 cables and no action. Funny stuff is why no one wants to even take time to buy extra cables.

You can comment now!

See me o, trying to pimp my blog and effing up my layout settings. Stupid, stupid pimping! Just becos I use a MAC, I have to edit the html of some jumbled code without instructions. Dude!

Sorry intended commenters, I am back jejely to my former simple layout. jeans template ko, lace template ni! *mtschewww*(I really hate the way pple hiss and write this down but Im in a bitter Italian mood) U can now go back to comment jare.

Fabulo-la, merci beaucoup! for pointing that out

What am I doing now:

Preparing to go squash some ball in the court