Repping Naija Jamz

Holla!

I am unapologetically big on Naija Pop. The 'Naija Jamz' Playlist on my iTouch is on shuffle/repeat, like right now at work. No matter where I am, ( I'm back to the US of A) I try my best to be current/critical/appreciative about what's popping in Naija. Scratch! I composed these stanzas after remixing MI and Naeto C's songs during my lunch break. Not remix per se, I added some jara and 'twisted' some lines, if you are familiar with MI's Safe, Teaser, Short Black Boy, Anoti and Naeto C's Ringtone and This is what I do.

PS: If you don't know MI, shegay!!! Something dey do that guy

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MI is not just chilling in my belly,
cos that is Naija Hip-Pop speaking.

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That short black boy

makes me go loko,

when I listen to his voco.

Isn't that the koko?

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Claiming to be looking for diva,

with some bakassi pennisula,

cos he is a cute bootay squeezer

Does he need someone's data?

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Who is cool like a freezer

and can make you perspire,
like you on fire.

Look at her he-re.

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Sit on her,

like you do on Naija's rap messiah,

and I dare you to delete her.


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Don't push my button,

Don't turn it on.

Cos I ain't got no ringtone.

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Should I check up on you?
and put it on you.

Wetin I go do?

This is what I do.
Naeto Chukwu.

My Bonus/Jara/Fisi.

Effing Amber posing for Complex

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