This morning I got a bath. Mommy made me really angry. I screamed and turned bright red and she still didn't seem to understand that I didn't like her yanking on my arms and dumping water over my head and in my ears. Finally she quit and warmed me up. But then she thought it would be fun to put cold, slimey, smelly stuff all over me. Does she know I'm a boy?
But then she put warm clothes on me and I was happy again.

But she kept putting me down and leaving me there, and I didn't want that. I wanted to talk to her all day. Finally we both gave up at trying to accomplish anything and fell asleep on the couch together for a really long time. It was a nice day.

I don't know why I'm upside down in this picture. Mommy has a hard time with some things.