This movie, for all of the mega-name cachet lent by the team of
Steven Spielberg and
Peter Jackson, is apparently finding it difficult to draw anything much beyond gnats at the American box office. It is a crying shame. Though it emphasizes frenetic action at the expense of subtlety and mashes together several of
Herge's
TINTIN albums in a somewhat cavalier manner that is sure to distress the more demanding of
Tintinologists,
The Adventures of Tintin is a marvelous distillation of many of the elements that have made
Herge's creation one of the most popular and easily recognized comics icons in the world. With or without the assistance of 3-D (Nicky and I chose to experience the film
sans glasses), the motion-capture technology that the film uses to create the look of
Herge's characters and "universe" does nothing less than bring the distinctive world of
Tintin to life. What the characters actually
do in said world is a
little more problematic... but only a little.
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In order to provide proper introductions to
Herge's main characters,
Adventures combines elements from
THE SECRET OF THE UNICORN (the quest to find a sunken treasure) and
THE CRAB WITH THE GOLDEN CLAWS (the introduction of Captain Haddock,
Tintin's perpetual partner in adventure). This is a natural pairing in that the sunken treasure was being carried on a ship
helmed by Haddock's equally blustery, equally bibulous ancestor, Sir Francis Haddock. The movie goes one step beyond this by turning the conniving antiques collector
Sakharine (
Daniel Craig) into an outright villain
and a descendant of the pirate Red
Rackham, who put a curse upon all Haddocks after Sir Francis blew his own ship to kingdom come rather than let the buccaneer get the treasure. This allows for a key element in the original UNICORN -- Captain Haddock's lengthy telling (and acting out) of the tale of Sir Francis and Red
Rackham to
Tintin -- to be integrated into the story proper in a more imaginative manner. Likewise, the decision to change the coordinates designated by the three scrolls hidden in the masts of the model
Unicorns from the location of the actual treasure to that of the ancestral Haddock estate,
Marlinspike Hall, allowed
Tintin and Haddock to finish what was originally part one of a two-album adventure (the second part being
RED RACKHAM'S TREASURE) on a satisfying "up note" (finding the small portion of the treasure that Sir Francis had managed to salvage)
and open wide the door for this movie's planned sequel. The purists may wince, but I thought that these changes made more sense than, say, some of the additions and deletions that Peter Jackson made in his version of the
Lord of the Rings trilogy.
As regards the sheer amount -- and the nature -- of the action packed into
Adventures, I'm inclined to side with the purists. To be sure,
Herge included plenty of
derring-do in his albums, but he never went so far as to feature a battle between a hero (Haddock) and a villain (
Sakharine) using ship's winches. (Spielberg is a well-known Carl Barks fan, so I wonder whether he might have had Donald and Scrooge's famous steam-shovel fight from
this story in mind.) Likewise, Spielberg isn't content to mount a mere "chase scene" during which heroes and villains scrap for the scrolls in the streets of the Moroccan port of
Bagghar; no, the sequence must include
Tintin literally flying through the air in hot pursuit of
Sakharine's pilfering pet falcon and a local hotel literally being dragged down to the dockside (whereupon the proprietor puckishly adds an extra star to the place's Michelin rating). Most disturbingly, the mania for action allows for the inclusion of wildly improbable stunts that
Herge, with his keen sense of the difference between the plausible and the implausible, would never have countenanced. Thus, the desert plane crash from THE CRAB WITH THE GOLDEN CLAWS is presented with computer-enhanced panache, but it ends with Haddock literally being whipped around and around by the propeller and an unconscious
Tintin lying directly on top of the plane's engine without having his face burned. Viewers who are encouraged to read the original albums may be surprised to learn that such
Perils of Pauline-style close shaves were the exception, rather than the rule, and that most of the actual physical danger was of the "someone knocks you out from behind with a blackjack" variety. (Not that we don't see some of
that in the movie, as well. Spielberg is nothing if not thorough in his overkill.)
I was originally dubious when I heard that
Adventures was going to rely on "mo-cap," with its inherent quotient of creepiness. But
Adventures is nowhere near as weird-looking as, say,
The Polar Express. Those unfamiliar with
Herge will need a bit of time to get used to the stylized looks of the characters, but the decision to "start slow" (with the flea-market scene from the beginning of THE SECRET OF THE UNICORN) allows "newbies" to settle in a bit. Thankfully, no attempt whatsoever is made to include any modern technology or slang -- the forbidding opera singer Bianca
Castafiore's reference to
Bagghar as part of "The Third World" is the only true misstep -- and, though the characters are made to sound British, the setting and atmosphere of
Tintin's home town are those of the somewhat generic "
Europeville" so familiar to
Herge's readers. The depictions of the main characters are also straightforward, eschewing cheap attempts to make them seem "relevant" or "cool" for the 21st-century audience.
Tintin (
Jamie Bell) remains his trademark bland, albeit courageous and admirable, self. Haddock (
Andy "Gollum" Serkis) gets a
noncanonical Scottish accent that, it must be admitted, seems to fit the character's bombastic nature quite well, and Haddock's trademark weakness for drink is, thankfully, not glossed over or eliminated. And
Tintin's faithful terrier Snowy is... well, simply adorable. One does miss the verbal asides that Snowy tossed to the audience (like a bone??) once in a while in the albums, but Snowy gets plenty of funny, character-building bits anyway, mostly relating to his loves of (1) food, (2) bones, and (once he is introduced to it) (3) whisky.
The Adventures of Tintin, on balance, fully justifies
Herge's wish (expressed shortly before the artist died in 1983) that Spielberg should someday get the chance to work with his characters. The failure to "prepare the groundwork" for the movie's American debut, however, is to be sincerely regretted. The movie is doing extremely well abroad, so we're bound to see the search for Red
Rackham's treasure reach American theaters at
some point. Perhaps by that time, positive word of mouth will have done the job that Paramount, Columbia, and other involved parties failed to do here.
