Operation: "I Have a Massive Correction."

Last night, I was reading through my older blogs only to find my grammatical errors were more extensive than I thought. The errors were especially bad in my graveyard shift days. It's not that I don't know how to write. I just hate editing my blogs because I'm lazy. Most of my mistakes are missing words. My typing often can't keep up with the words in my mind. I'm usually excited to just get my ideas written out. I've always been against editing old material as I have always believed that it takes away from the original moment of the writing. However, my errors of missing words have taken away more from my writing rather than helping.

I'm rather fond of backhanded remarks and comments. But those beloved backhanded remarks are sometimes lost in my laziness to correct broken sentence structure. Therefore, it is my duty as the author of these terrible blogs, to right which is wrong in my writing. My blogs will be more readable and thusly more enjoyable once corrected. English is actually my best subject. It may not show due to my laziness. But fear not loyal reader, errors will be corrected and your faith in my abilities to properly contstruct a sentence will not be for nothing.

Starting today,  I will be reading through old blogs and correcting these errors from the past couple of years. My older blogs from 2005-2007 will not be touched. They will be left in their entirety on purpose. My more recent works will be modified for better readability and clarity.



Operation: "I Have a Massive Correction," has now begun.


In case you haven't got the joke by now, the title of this blog is supposed to sound very close to "I Have a Massive Erection." A little play on words that makes this operation that much sweeter.