Eli: I need to talk to you guys about something very important.
You Guys: Ok . . . we're a little nervous. Are we in trouble?
Eli: Oh, gosh no! I could never be mad at you guys!
You Guys: Oh, thank heavens. Is it serious?
Eli: Well, kind of. First of all you know that I love you very very much, right?
You Guys: Really? Then why did you introduce the Queen of Colors to us?
Eli: That was out of love. You need to know what kind of evil exists in the world.
You Guys: And what about last week when you only blogged like two and a half times and we had nothing to do all day except for our jobs and/or raising our children?
Eli: I already apologized for that on Friday. I made a mistake. I got busy. I was young. I needed the money.