Congratulations to the Lesser of Two Evils!

One thing I can say about the 2009 World Series Champion New York Yankees:

They're better than Hitler.

See, Yankees fans. I'm meeting you halfway!

Original Hitler Punching art courtesy of Neil, who adds "Something for both the Jeter haters and lovers. And people who laugh at Hitler for being too dumb to go to Jeter's left."

If you would like to contribute your own original Hitler Punching art, please submit to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. You'll be glad you did. And so will I - after 7 months of nonstop Hitler abuse, my reserve pile of Hitler pics is finally shrinking.

Apparently Today is Baseball Day...

As friend of HGP Ionas the Baron recently submitted this gem:



Bonus HGP bucks for using my own Solomon Stone drawing as an element. I've never cared too much about the Jays, but I suspect this new "Hitler Punching" strategy will certainly pay off this year.

Even More Satisfying Than A.J.

As a Cubs fan, I was never truly in love with Michael Barrett. His offense was often decent, even good. But his defense and game calling was sub-par at best. Really, there was never a moment that he was my favorite player...

...UNTIL THAT ONE TIME HE TOTALLY SUCKER-PUNCHED HITLER.

Yes, I made this. And yes, I'm aware that the blue sunburst looks a little like the Japanese flag. But it gives it a nifty "Pop Art meets Op Art" feel, dammit. And if you click it, it gets slightly larger.

The Kid Tears the Cover Off of Hitler

In honor of the Red Sox (dirty truth: 1/2 of this operation is comprised of Red Sox fans) sweeping the New York Yankees over the weekend, here's one of the all time greats doing his part:

I maintain that for Teddy Ballgame hitting came so naturally the bat was just an extension of his harm. Which makes this really a picture of Hitler getting punched in the back of the head.

Of course, in "Real Life" Ted Williams also did his part.

Big tip of the hat to Dr. Medulla for the bang-up photoshoppin'