Overheard

Violet: Gravity loves me. That's why it is always tripping me so I can fall down and give it hugs.

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Lu: Snow? It's snowing??? It's supposed to be spring!
Violet: Utah is bi-polar.

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Violet: I'm a weird child, and I love it!

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Lu's uncle, naming off different makes of cars:

Uncle: Ferrari.
Lu: Ferrari.
Uncle: Porche.
Lu: (confused) Poor shit???

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During the Olympics, a commercial is playing about visiting British Columbia:

Commercial: It's Big.
Commercial: Beautiful.
Kayla: Are they talking about my butt?
Commercial: Sophisticated.
Kayla: Yup.

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When leaving an outdoor concert:

Little Boy: Is it finally over?
Mom: Yes.
Little Boy: Oh, good! My legs are SO bored!

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While shopping at Costco, near the cell phone kiosk:

Woman: I have had lots of problems with this particular phone.
Woman: (accidentally drops phone on floor)
Salesman: Seems that might be your problem right there.

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While getting my hair cut yesterday, a little boy (about 3 years old) was there with his daddy, getting his hair cut.

Boy: What's your name?
Hairdresser: Jane.
Boy: Why do you work here?
Hairdresser: I like cutting hair.
Boy: What's your phone number?
Hairdresser: 555-1212.
Boy: 1, 2, what again?
Daddy: Wow, you sure are a nosy boy today!
Boy: (indignant) I am NOT a pussy boy!

(all the adults burst out laughing in the salon)

Daddy: (embarrassed) I promise, he did not learn that at home!