Good vs. Evil Jello

From time to time, I pull up Google Analytics to see what keywords people google and end up on my blog.

This one made me blink a few times and wonder:

angels and demons jello

I am confuzzled. And do I *really* want to know?

This Totally Made My Day

Poindexter Award

I made this for Suldog, who can do the Timewarp. Again.

Rules: You can only give it to 42 other people.

Let us all now bow in reverence to his geekiness, Suldog!

Top Ten Reasons Why I Qualify For Geek Status

1. During my teenage years, my bedroom was plastered in Star Trek posters.
2. I attended science fiction conventions. And loved them.
3. I hold a degree in Computer Science.
4. Sudoku is relaxing.
5. I have a bunch of acronyms after my name.
6. I know the answer to Life, The Universe, And Everything.
7. I've used polyhedral dice to resolve random events.
8. I taught myself to program in BASIC when I was 11 years old. Over the summer. Because I was bored. And it was a Star Trek program.
9. I understand this joke (and it makes me laugh): There are 10 types of people-- those who understand binary, and those who don't.
10. Just ask my kids. They'll tell you.

Overheard

At my parent's yard sale:

Dad: (sitting in a chair looking down)
Older Man: So how do your hearing aids work?
Dad: (looking up) What's that?
Older Man: How do your hearing aids work?
Dad: Oh, really good!

From My E-Mail

Friend: My niece got a book about Sarah Palin for her birthday. I'm not sure, but I think it ended after two and a half chapters.

Heard At The Family Party Yesterday

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in there in the first place!

Speaking Of Warped Senses Of Humor

If you haven't seen this blog yet, you should go read:

My First Dictionary

Reason #32,566 I'm going to hell in a handbasket. I loooooooooove this blog!

I Probably Have A Warped Sense Of Humor

But I found this hilariously funny yesterday.

Today's Quote

Kayla: If people from Utah are called "Utahns", what are people from Tampa called?

R.I.P. Ed McMahon

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday

Huh?

Sign posted at an area hospital:

Heard Today

People used to say, "We'll get a black president when pigs fly."

Well, swine flu.

How Did the Swine Flu Start?

My Favorite Joke

A little old lady was cleaning up her attic. She picked up a lamp, and started to brush the dust off.

POOF! Out pops a genie. The genie tells her, "You can have any three wishes you want." Without hesitating, the old woman says, "I want to be young and beautiful, be surrounded by wealth, and want my cat over here to turn into a handsome young man!"

The genie immediately grants her wishes and disappears. The woman is young and beautiful again, she is surrounded by money and jewels, and her cat has transformed into the most breathtakingly handsome man.

As he wraps her in his arms, he whispers into her ear...

"Now... aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"

HoHoHo

Ron, commenting on a camouflage Santa hat someone was wearing:

"So, do you think he wears that for hunting reindeer?"

Just Say Cheese!

As I was making dinner last night, I took the bag of frozen peas out of the freezer. When I opened it, some of the peas scattered across the kitchen floor.

Ron looked at me and said (in best guy fashion), "Looks like you peed on the floor."

Sometimes, you just have to laugh at the cheesy moments life hands you. :)

Thanksgiving Comes First

Suldog, I've been saving this one just for you.