Cosmetic

Mad scientist

"I built this death ray on a shoestring budgets and with no help. But does anyone acknowledge my achievement? No! They only care I'm using it to take over the world. This anti-intellectualism is sickening."

Jurassic Park

"What is this chicken?"

"It's a dinosaur, Mr. Hammond."

"With feathers? Ridiculous! I want them gone in the next batch."

Francis!

It's Francis! Blessed representative of the Kingdom of Heaven who brings us the word of Jesus! Francis! Who fights against exclusion!

"Who am I to judge them?"

Who rises up to economic power! And who, disguised as Jorge, judgmental cardinal from a Latin American country...

"Gay marriage is a move by the devil."

... fights a never-ending battle for submission, irrational belief and the Catholic way!"

2001

"Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Last time I opened them, some guys got in and asked me if I had found Jesus."

Blockbuster

"Stop! Don't you see violence leads nowhere? Come, let us work out our differences through dialog."

PACIFIST RIM

Hello...

Boa

"I told you! I told you I was not a hat!" "What? What just happened?"

Gratitude

"It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"

"Thank you, Lord, for bringing me back to life..."

Example

"When faced with a dilemma, ask yourself: What would Jesus do?"

"Oh!"

"Rise up and walk! HA HA HA HA HA"

A different culture

"The new crew member hails from a culture where they repress their emotions and their sex drive results in bouts of irrationality."

"Fascinating!"

"Hey, beauties! What's for dinner?"

Final defeat

It's not the first time they've run into trouble.

"ERROR: You have been permanently banned from this community."

"Well, it's a wonder they took this long."

The law

"For I have designed thee, thou shalt abide by these laws which I shall give thee..."

"Sixth law: no man shall kill another man, except when this would conflict with laws number one to five. Seventh law..."

Misunderstanding

"Freeze! Drop the fruit!"

"But—"

"Drop it! Now!"

Entering

"I told you to buy the 20 meg plan, dude."

"Shut up."

Watching movies

"The entertainment section is in my hand.

"It's March, 2009. The front page features upcoming movie releases.

"It's May, 2009. I'm at the theater watching Star Trek.

"It's July. I'm watching Harry Potter.

"It's October. I'm watching Astroboy.

"It's May. I'm watching Terminator Salvation.

"Non-linear perception of time should have a spoilers tag."

Saviors

"Commander, we are arriving."

"It was about time! This planet's situation is unsustainable!"

"—man is the only creature that kills for pleasure—"

"—another example of man's cruelty—"

"—man plunders the environment and drives species to extinction—"

"—this new catastrophe caused by man—"

"People of the Earth, you no longer need to be afraid! Tell us where we can find the one you call Man, and we will take care of him!"

Production

I hope human resistance is soon over and we can divert more resources to maintenance. Look! Units are leaving the assembly line older and in worse shape every passing day.

Deadly rage

"Hey, Bruce! We met your girlfriend yesterday."

"Dude, where did you find her? She's fine!"

"I'd like to get to 'know her better', if you know what I mean."

"I bet she's quite a tigress. Roar!

"I must warn you... Don't... make me... ANGRY!"

CSI

"We found this glass slipper at the end of the stairs."

"Take it to the lab and have it checked for toeprints. And tell the boys to give it top priority. The prince wants this case solved as soon as possible."

CSI: Cinderella's Shoe Investigation