Pure biology

Stronger sex, weaker sex

"I explained to you already this is a job for me. Women aren't strong enough for it."

"But..."

"Enough! I won't hire you and that's it."

"They have it easy, don't they?"

"Yeah. Why bother when they have us around to break our backs doing the hard work?"

Bias

"Generally speaking, men will believe other men more readily than women."

"Really? My wife told me that the other day, but I thought she was making it up."

Differences

"God created man and woman different and assigned each of them their own purpose. That's the natural order of things. It's no use to question it."

"No more dogma!"

"Booo!"

"Men and women don't have the same interests and occupations because they evolved differently. It's scientific."

"No, it isn't."

"Don't question science."

Sexism

"A charity foundation has been reported for discriminating against women."

"Sexist religionists!"

"It's a secular foundation run by atheists."

"Hysterical feminazis!"

Irrational

"We human beings like to consider ourselves as rational, yet psychology reveals we all have biases and other cognitive limitations we fall into without ever realizing it."

"Every human being? Both men and women?"

"Uh... Yes, of course."

SCIENCE CONFIRMS THAT WOMEN ARE IRRATIONAL

Priesthood

"Will you people ever accept female priests?"

"Are you out of your mind? What if they treat men the same way we male priests treat women?"

Burqa

"I made a placard to protest how oppressive the burqa is."

"Oh! Can I see it?"

RESPECT MY RIGHT TO SEE HER IN SKIMPY CLOTHES

"By the way, you are oppressing me too."

Job offer

(I barely need to remind you about Cook Jesus Day next week, right?)
"Female architect wanted for studio. Minimum height: 5 feet 6 inches. Pretty face, fit body. Preferably blonde, blue eyes. Older than 27 need not apply." "That's awful!" "Indeed! I meet all their requirements, but they don't want me because of my gender! We men are discriminated against in this feminazi society, I tell you!"

Mating rituals

"But... if Urk not club female and drag her to cave, then how perpetuate species? Huh? Femisaur want species extinct! Femisaur oppress Urk!

Empathy

"So you get hit on at conventions, huh? Poor thing! You must really envy the lot of women in Middle East."

"So, you have to endure the sight of Our Lord in public buildings? Those sentenced to death for apostasy in Middle East must pity you a lot."

"You're just minimizing the issue because it doesn't affect you!"

Sexist

"Intellectual activities are for men! Women are too emotional!"

"Booo!"

"Get out!"

"Geez! They get tougher every day."

"Leave them to me."

"Men are so cerebral, so cold... We women, on the other hand, are much closer to the heart's warmth!"

"Bravo!"

"Preach on!"

A different culture

"The new crew member hails from a culture where they repress their emotions and their sex drive results in bouts of irrationality."

"Fascinating!"

"Hey, beauties! What's for dinner?"

Romantic

"I like for you to be still: it is as though you were absent..."

"Hey, Arthur! I had no idea you liked poetry."

I love it! This Neruda guy is telling his woman to shut up so he can pretend she's not there. That's a real man!"

Sexist language

"... and if I am elected, I guarantee you this: My administration will listen to the women!"

"Hey! You're using the women as a sentence's object!"

"You're objectifying us!"

"You male chauvinist pig!"