Compliance with the law

Law-making process

"... therefore, I introduce this bill to allow brain parasites from HD 225299 to decide about the surgical removal of brain parasites from HD 225299."

"My party supports this initiative."

Laws

Evangelizing

"Part of our evangelizing mission is to make the world see that happiness is only possible in the bosom of the Catholic Church?"

"How do you do that?"

"We pressure for legislation that makes Catholics happy and everyone else miserable."

Cassocks

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Colors

"People are whatever color they feel like! This is chromatic licentiousness!" "You are absolutely right. As competent authority, we'll take step conducive to rein in this chaos." MANDATORY COLOR "LIBERTICIDE!"

Litter

Veil

Rights

"Objection, Your Honor! My defendant is entitled to a fair trial and this court is clearly biased in favor of human rights."

Solution

DRUG USAGE BY THE YOUNG GROWS

"We have a problem."

"Let's ban them!"

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"We have two problems"

Freedom

"My religion compels me to worship God. Law, on the other hand, states that I have the freedom to do so. That implies that I am also free to not do so. That is to say that, legally, worship is not a duty, but only a right. The law is imposing something on me that outright contradicts my beliefs! Therefore... FREEDOM OF RELIGION CURTAILS FREEDOM OF RELIGION!"

"My God..."

Drink ye all

"You're in big trouble, buddy. Your blood alcohol content is way over the legal limit."

The law

"For I have designed thee, thou shalt abide by these laws which I shall give thee..."

"Sixth law: no man shall kill another man, except when this would conflict with laws number one to five. Seventh law..."

Legal dilemma

"I can't tell how long you'll be here. You clearly crossed the border irregularly, but they still can't decide whether to press charges for illegal immigration or cattle smuggling."