Cosmetic

Batman

"To rule out any cultural bias, the experiment was repeated in several cities around the world. In every case, most people correctly identified the picture."

"What is the conclusion?"

"Batman is determined evolutionarily."

Transformation

"Mister Impressive, how do you keep the secret of your identity? Do you wear glasses?"

"Ha ha! Of course not. I am just very different in my civilian life. Look

"See?"

"Amazing! But why are you showing me this?"

"Because it's the only super power I've got, and if I keep it hidden I'm only a buffoon in a colorful costume."

Evangelman

"My parachute won't open! SAVE ME, EVANGELMAN!"

"To the rescue!"

"... and in the last seconds before hitting the ground, he accepted Jesus Christ in his heart and was saved!"

"You are a true hero, Evangelman!"

Watching movies

"The entertainment section is in my hand.

"It's March, 2009. The front page features upcoming movie releases.

"It's May, 2009. I'm at the theater watching Star Trek.

"It's July. I'm watching Harry Potter.

"It's October. I'm watching Astroboy.

"It's May. I'm watching Terminator Salvation.

"Non-linear perception of time should have a spoilers tag."

Secret identity

That's how Nonzero rolls!

"Hey! I know you! You are Nonzero, the implausible man. Look! I have your doll!"

"Ha ha! Naïve kid! Do you think I'd wear this pathetic disguise if I were Nonzero? People would recognize me!"

"Huh... Yeah. That makes sense. I guess..."

"Bye, kid! Be good!"

Deadly rage

"Hey, Bruce! We met your girlfriend yesterday."

"Dude, where did you find her? She's fine!"

"I'd like to get to 'know her better', if you know what I mean."

"I bet she's quite a tigress. Roar!

"I must warn you... Don't... make me... ANGRY!"

Nonzero, the implausible man

"Look! Up in the sky!"

"It's a bird!"

"It's a plane!"

"It's a meteorite!"

"It's a weather balloon!"

"It's swamp gas!"

No! Until proven otherwise, it is...

NONZERO
The implausible man!

Coming from a far away planet —you aren't so arrogant as to think humans are alone in the universe, are you?—, Nonzero fights crime with his superpowers.

SUPER STRENGTH

Trustworthy withesses have seen him lifting weights impossible for a normal human being. Will you doubt their word?

X-RAY VISION

In controlled tests he performed 1.26% over expected by chance.

... AND HE CAN FLY!

"Yes I can!"

It's up to you to prove that he can't!

NONZERO
The implausible man!

You'll believe a man can do whatever we tell you he can do!

Dark Knight

Somewhere in Gotham City, the caped crusader wages his battle against lawlessness...

"Okay, okay, I've learned my lesson! I'll never infringe on your intellectual property again!"