Muscles dumped the psycho-hose-beast. I told you about the psycho-hose-beast, right?
Oh. I didn't?
Well.
He's been dating a total whack-job on and off for nine months. She breaks up with him a couple times a week just to torture him. Poor guy. He's just ridiculously sweet, and she treats the dirt on her shoe better than she treats him!
It's finally, FINALLY over. She picked up all her stuff at his house, and they're done.
I was patting him on the back, feeling all proud.....
...when he started telling me about a new girl that he likes.
Ohhhhhhhh god.
That man.....
He has the worst taste in women I have ever seen. EVER!!!!!!!
(Well, apart from ME of course, but I'm taken.)
This new chick he is sniffing around....
*blink*
She has a four foot long Alligator.
As a pet.
IN HER HOUSE.
And don't you dare ask me what she feeds it!!!!
EEEK!
If ever a man needed a keeper....
2 comments:
I think you and I could take him. We'll pin him down and spank some sense into him! And then he'll thank us and want more spankings. haha
He was giving me grief the other day big time. I sorta play-yelled at him, and he turned around, bent over, and slapped his ass.
So uhm.....yeah. He loves spankings.
LOL
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