Jacksonisms

Last Night: (for those of you that don't know, I have a large keyloid on the side of my left, big toe from when they put a screw in my toe to try to straighten it)

Jackson: pointing to my keyloid, "Elbow?"
Me: laughing, "No, a keyloid."
Jackson: determined to convince us, "ELBOW!"

This Morning: Jackson was watching a new video, yes video cassette, that my mother-in-law brought to him yesterday. At the end of the tape he said he needed to fix it, which is what we typically tell him when we go to rewind the tapes. He pushed a few buttons but couldn't find the right one, so assuming it was messed up much like a DVD, he took out the tape, blew on it, rubbed it on his shirt, and then stuck it back in. Needless to say, it didn't rewind the tape but it sure was funny.