Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Chickentown and Clutches

Into Reggie and the phone leads me to Evidently Chickentown.

Monst calls me. Chickentown calls me. Monst is upset as I fling a blogging gig Tracy's way and apparently ignore her down the phone. Scab a tenner off the poor unfortunate Nicola because I haven't a bean on me and the wallet is at home. I'm told it's down to fog in Brizzle, and the arm flapping ain't happening. I arrive marginally early following a stressed up drive. Fog has lifted by curtain up. I return towards the Mersey, scab a free parking situation as the machine refuses to eat the money borrowed from Nicola (makes it easy to give it back mind!) and get to the Rocket and conduct an experiment in non-laxative, laxative impact as I break down at the Rocket. Not a good spot to be in, with a huge artic right behind you (I'd say up the jacksie but despite the fact I'm often called to vocalise with it, it ain't that big - honest!). Call the RAC. They come, looks like my clutch is going, 'Ooh! Er...Missus'. Dysfuntional in the afternoon as a result. Ring garages an relieved that the some demanded is not as bad as I imagine!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Hello

I'm still alive - just!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Weekend

Saturday Airport, curry (bizarre pint as I wait, during which strange patriotism is exhibited around me). Call from the airport to celebrate free scran. Rugby World Cup Final is wallpaper and brings memories of Tom. Early to bed. Sunday 'Control' at FACT. An interesting venue, an interesting film. I see it in the box and wasn't prepared for the array of two seater sofa type things in there. Very bohemian, reminded me of something I think I read in the Godfather. OK the movie was a cheery exercise in the life and death of Ian Curtis, 'er maybe not. Mind you that doesn't make it a bad film and the fact that at no point didn't I want the hanging to happen earlier has to be a good sign. The lack of rustling sweet wrappers was a good guide to the quality of the film. Sure it has great music but that is to be expected but on reflection I'm getting confused about Ian Curtis the real person and the screen versions. It's a bit like Tony Wilson, if I think of him at all, I see Steve Coogan mentally. Wierd. So unhappy in a joyous sort of way I head home. Cook a fine meal, watch shite TV, finish my news bash. Feed the cat. Open a bottle of beer. Sort an answering service.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Life Isn't All Ha Ha Hee Hee

Wednesday
JY visits me in the library to inform me I have a flat tyre. Blogger is playing up so I'm behind on the news. Aaargh! Shit day and it's only a coupla hours old. The new Mrs Hicks informs me of a venue for tyre repair. I go fetch a new bottle of tyre gunk from the garage, pump up the tyre, get alarmed as I hear the air escaping but it hold out for a fair while pre gunk. I finish the news. Gunk the tyre and head to the RR, NC and Mrs Hicks recommended Jetyres. They replace it with minimal fuss and just charge me an arm leaving out the leg.

Other than that the day consists of me learning more about waxing than I care to know about. Still if anyone knows what a Las Vegas Brazilian is that's beyond my informants knowledge. It all sounds like the sort of torture your local inquisitor might dish out.
Finally locate the Mark Gardener album 'These Beautiful Ghosts' for download over at United for Opportunity. Don't have time to listen to it as I eat a ruby as I download because the family need picking up from town from Beauty and the Beast. Don't even have time to transfer it to Johnny Notpod (I eventually get a listen on Friday and it's beautiful an instant fave).
Thursday
Day off to get Visas at the Consulate General down in Brum. I have a cunning plan, catch the first train out of South Parkway that heads that way. The alarm cat wakes me early, too early. I catch up with some stuff I'd recorded, reset the alarm cat and fall asleep. The alarm cat wakes me 20 minutes before I'm due at the station. No probs, tumble into the car and head off to my fave local station. Grab a coffee from the trolly dolly and the jobs a good 'un.
The great book disaster. I have on my person 'Jude: Level 1' which I finish before arrival. Curses, don't have time to buy another book before heading to the consulate so grab an Indie.
Have a Manchester experience on the way to the consulate that is rescued when I see an advertising hoarding that I recognise. Get up to the consulate to find myself at the back of a significant queue. The bloke ahead of me is back from the previous day, he tells me that they ran out of tokens. No probs, I think that'll have been sorted by today, they just need to nip to the local cheese counter and blag some. 9.30 and the queue starts to shift. Then this bloke comes down the queue after about 10 minutes to tell us that they've run out of tokens an unless you are travelling in two days it's time to go away. So I leave, ring home to a frosty reception from Monst. She isn't impressed - she hasn't wasted a days leave.
So mightily pissed off I go back to New Street via the Central Library (I need a bog, and am quite impressed by the Cafe Library in the gaff). Hungry I sort a ham and cheese toastie and coffee at New Street. Then discover I have around an hour to wait for a train so sort new books in terms of a biog of Joe Strummer, some low life sub-victorian sci-fi and another of the Conn Igguldon books that I've been enjoying but not certain why - if you want a list there in my current reading on the Fade Library Blog right now).
By the time I'm back at the station I still have time to wait. So off for a pint of the black stuff. Train home. I get a massive welcome at home, no note of apology for the wild goose chase just the comment that I was meant to stay in Birmingham to sort it the following day. Ring work, check I've nothing on. Fill the car with petrol head to bed early - in grouch mode I don't wash up, set the alarm cat. Transfer things to the Notpod and hit the sack at 9.00.
Friday
The alarm cat goes off early at 2.00 am. This despite a twenty minute session explaining to her I wanted waking at 3.00 am. Stoopid cat. Watch some more stuff I recorded and get in the car after it. The M6 to Brum is fine, full of lorries but no more and I make good time. I suprise myself at rolling into the jewelry quarter just gone 4.00 am. Park right outside the consulate. More suprised to find someone else queuing already. I'm second in the queue at 4.15 and the place don't open for another five and a quarter hours. From that point on people drift into the queue, by 6 other people needn't bother turning up. It's cold out. I've restricted my liquid and food intake to reduce the need for a lavatory, I even eschew the bloke selling coffee from a trolly when he pitches up. 8.30 they let us into the building which is at least a little warmer. 9.30 up the stairs and the application is in. Wander off and find a welcome breakfast at the Orange Cafe.
To fill some time take some photos of the jewelery quarter, a graveyard and St Paul's church. Wander into town, revisit the public library and visit the Equiano exhibition. Fascinating and moving. We are a horrid species.

Return to the consulate for 1.20'ish prepared to queue in advance of the 3.00 pm opening. First in the queue as I hide from the sun. Sure enough I'm out by about 3.45 and on the road in time to catch the early dart to avoid the rush hour. The drive back is painfully slow as a result. Monst drops me a message to say that they are due to finish at Disney on Ice at the MEN in the land of Manc an hour before we expected. I head straight for the land of Manc. I'm knackered. Find the Pizza Hut they arranged to meet me by and go in for scran. It's off the Bagpuss diet but I'd eat the saggy old cloth cat himself right now. I'm just about finished when they appear. I ache, I'm dehydrated and knackered. Consequently not full of bonhomie.

Car demands oil on the way back so pull into the service station at Warrington. Home and bed to sleep the sleep of the righteously indignant.
Saturday
Lie in, sleep, read, sleep, cook, argue with Callum. Blog. Do no work. Listen to music. Watch some shite TV.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Odd Blog

Lace, corporate induction, groups are too large, the Bish Bunker has horrid acoustics. Helen plays a blinder. Lesson learnt, in future smaller groups and make the CG folk work for a living. Build a fair trade sugar inspired Zebra trap at Reggie. Any stray Zebra down by the Mersey will be lured into the library. Positive vibes in a direction that needs them right now.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered

SG ain't no Gibson but he brings some interesting Athens figures into sight. 06/07 we saw a 48% rise in sessions. Top of the shop as far as PCTs are concerned in the wacky old NW. Is this a result of the marketing? Is it a sign that it's working? I'm content to think so but it isn't something I can prove conclusively. This infuriates me. Back to banging the head against the nearest hard surface with the odd bit of pain relief from the folk around me.

LIHNN/HCLU briefing goes well. Meet a few new people. M gets a wotcha blogger. Usual mutual love in with L around H, TT joins in which is no suprise we have a frequent love in there. Gain a couple of blogging gigs out of the deal too. Cool. Hum a few mental bars of 'Black Crow' at one point. Nice to see Fran and nicer to hear her news... positive vibes in that direction just don't look at today's news, I'm sure a 17lb'er wouldn't be ideal.

Nip to the 'works to drop stuff on the way, yell at JY at some lights at his instigation. Afternoon closes on a bizarre high.

Bagpuss diet at home. Tempers are short in consequence. I'll benefit as a side effect. Come home from the supermarket with more fruit and veg than we usually have in the house. The veg isn't an issue but I'm deeply suspicious of the fruit, too many bones for my liking. I compensate with olde worlde englische apples (is that enough superfluous e's?) These have the archaic appeal advantage. Mind you I'm like Mack the Knife with the buggers, can't be doing with cores...... Round them of with a fruit that you can start spelling but can never stop....

Evening is filled with too much Wonder Stuff and way too much washing up. The former is entertaining the latter leaves me with dishpan hands.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Where ya been?

For the last couple of days I've been facilitating at a Citizen's Jury for the PCT. It's been interesting seeing real people and reminds me of several things:

  1. NHS - people instantly think Hospitals and find it hard to get out of that mind-set - but given some help will get there. This fits in nicely with the licensing models of e-journals suppliers who have this bizarre fascination with numbers of beds and buildings - just hope they're as intelligent as people.
  2. Presentation - always remember who your audience is and write your presentation accordingly - don't recycle what you already have - start afresh.
  3. Understanding is a journey - sometimes bumpy and rarely direct.
  4. This sort of thing is tiring.
Either way it was a fun thing to do.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Pieces of Eight

Stats are sorted, word gets out. I get alarmed at some stuff I hear. I wanna respond to it but am advised not to. Next time I speak to the person concerned I'll thank them for the stuff they did.

International Talk Like a Pirate Day - I celebrate and hurt my throat. Next year I'll have to dress up, I also send a mail out that prompts a few fun responses from the library folk locally.

Chat with G an S, fruitful good stuff and I enjoy the CF chat in the morning.

Home and discover the Romans are Cal's focus in history. Aaargh! I don't do ancient history.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Scream

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Stats...........................................................

Frustrations bubble away under the surface.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Spooks

So much delight at the derby win. Sunday the wi-fi in the house is a pig. Of course this is because I overlook the simple solution - the cat's been attacking the PC! Today I solve it with a huge Homer, Doh! AM news a pig. PM visit Christies for a presentation from Elsevier's. Interesting stuff, some of which may be of use. Home and fling the secret ingredient into the mince and tatties I'm cooking. I'll have to kill you if you ask what it is!

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Tscribble

Derby day today and I'm not to disappointed when the boy refuses to go out. It means I stand a chance of hearing the game. I do however have to head out to fetch some food and some of the materials required for the building of a dragon's nest. We are apparently due to go for a walk tomorrow to get the rest of the materials (sticks and leaves apparently!) Head over to Arseblog and beyond, it' kinda inevitable. Fade Library blog seems to be going OK. We've faded it up with some stuff about ourselves and nice touch from Helen in terms of what we all have as reading at the mo. Much laughter yesterday. Begin to look at FOAF.

Friday, September 14, 2007

And burst like leper sunset on the shore....

The light, the light, can't see a damn thing, theres too much light. Lordy that's better.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Er....

Tired, knackered, wanna sleep!

Monday, September 03, 2007

Salvador Dali's Garden Party

Chaos Engine

Early morning and my head is throbbing right now as a result. Aaaargh! and tomorrow I do it all again. Still not been a bad day, Tracy returns complete with new hairstyle, Shan is back and I seriously start the blog marketing with the new Library blog. This goes much better than I expected. D-day hits today and I enjoy.....

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Back to School

Cal starts full time at St Marks this week (Tuesday to be precise) so today is School Uniform try on day. All that stuff hoarded away at the start of the summer holidays etc. Meanwhile as usual I am chief suspect in the case of the missing St Mark's jumper (last year's edition). Naturally I am guilty of recklessly throwing it out. Truth be told not only did I place it in the bin but I did the complete Jimi Hendrix lighter fluid cremation thing - or not! Impressed, no! Surprised, only that it's gone missing but not for taking the blame! Showing my age I vote with Suzanne Ross on the whole school uniform thing. Mind you I'm equally convinced that school policy makers/uniform selectors in Liverpool have either no sense of colour or are regular users of acid/mushrooms given the colour clashes that abound in the city.

So back to the well appointed doghouse for me!

Friday, August 31, 2007

Wary

A day of three steps forward and no steps back. Freaky.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

It's All a Load of Bollocks, and Bollocks to it All

Ill health abounds, Monst is feeling nauseous and suffering the other end (they sell this marriage lark with the promise of other things than information about vomiting and other habits!), Nicola is sick. A load of the marketing stuff is in for J over at Arthouse. I like J, marketing fascinates me in an agitprop fashion and so I pull some stops out there. Also I've kicked of a library blog having told the world and his wife to do so. It's here if you wanna goz! Break mid-day as I go and introduce Blinklist to F. fine GP of the parish. Talk RSS and it confirms to me it is land of geek still. Continue to chip away at that one but browsers in PCT land don't help. Roll out IE7 now I say!

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Idiot

I'm stressed - the tell tale signs are there. I don't do what I need to do - no that would be way too simple and I wouldn't be able to panic at the last minute - instead I do some cataloguing, finally sort out SED from the BL (mind you that really was worth doing, put in a request for an article in the morning it's with me by the afternoon), do a verbal reference with an employment agency and some shelving. The good news is that we have nothing to shelve, I'm on top of the ILLs, my pricing models for Friday are sorted, the news has flown out. The bad news, I still haven't done the stuff I need to do.

Meanwhile at home, things look like they do at work! Still haven't done the stuff I need to do here either!

Monday, August 20, 2007

Screwball Scramble

Day one of a series of solo days, K. over in St Halton giggles at me and welcomes me to her world when I call to grab a copy of the Beatle Stabbing Report. Fair call. Speak to several people throughout the day and Dave now in Tower Hamlet's makes me laugh with his latest item of cataloguing. Clearly taking AACRII seriously he measured it too!

Throw into the mix the need to nip to the poxy post office to send the Archos off for repair and a fairly mad day.

Appraisal generates some interest in RSS locally. Interesting.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Sc

FoI, DPA, searching, errors, slow network, RSS hassles, the whole shebang seems to be giving me grief right now. Fling in the dead Archos that requires a visit to Curry's where I witness bad A-level fallout (been there, done that, went to Northern Ireland - best thing I coulda done). Some side effects from yesterday's training session. Ring Katherine about that. Search issue is that acute I remember the thing in question and run it at home!

Home via supermarket, don't see any abominable snowmen down by the peas and carrots. Bit disappointed by that but I do gather the required ginger but avoid the beer.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Day

A day in the library on my tod in which I learn much goss that shall remain off blog. Couple of training sessions with both flavours of gender. Phone call from a confused Ken from Printing.com who I'll visit tomorrow. Couple of FoI resolutions. Heap of good sounds.

Home, Ying Wah then do battle with the cat's claws. Get scratched and bitten for my troubles. Poor Katie Cat ain't happy. Play with the excellent Tagcrowd. send a link to it to some coms and marketing folk I know and like. Check Arseblog and then relax.

Tags

TagCrowd what a cool tool.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Cheery Skull

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Start sorting the holiday photo's on flickr. Cheery Skull from Coba.

Flickr

This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Think National, Eat Local - Not

Oriental When in Mexico eat chinese. Hell why spoil the holiday traditions. We've eaten chinese all over the world, why change the habit of a lifetime! Food is OK but not spectacular. Retire to bed early.

Swimming, Golf and Plotting

In the Swim OK work invades my toughts. I've stuffed up on the stats. Send a hasty message to everyone via internet TV. Aaargh! but it's horrible and to blame for the posts right now, which I'll tidy up when I get near something sensible.

Fud, Jetlag and More Fud

Scran

Hit the buffet for dinner. It's western night! Food is more tha adequate and plentiful. Cracking Quesadillas. In the short time since arrival I've learnt to always accept a lime fr Mexican beer. It adds some sort of flavour! Having eaten, we collapse into deep sleep back at he room.

Jet Lag

How I hate thee! Wake at one in the morning local time and my head says go back to sleep, my circadian rhythm yells get up you lazy bastard. Head sort of wins but that old man rhythm won't be denied on an hourly basis. By 6. local time I'm on the hunt for coffee. I'm rewarded for my efforts with the sight of numerous bats flitting about before dawn stomps their nocturnal food scavenge.

Breakfast

Ths we take at the beach club. Very nice. I hit the odd mexican thing. Can't resist. Fried plantain interesting.

Reminds me of a song by the Who!

Cancun Airport

I like Mexican Immigration, relatively fast, effcient and the selection of people to search at customs has a touch of Las Vegas about it as you press a button on a set of traffic lights to randomly pick search or non-search. Red light bad, green light good! If you are very unlucky or particularly attractive a non-existent blue light leads to a strip search!

Recover the bags, find our rep and sort transport to the hotel. Straight there an hour all told and we've discovered where the combined expertise of the South Oxfordshire and North Lanarkshire road menders association come on holiday. The roads are concrete strips with pot holes and cunningly placed sleeping policemen. At this point I'm thanking my lucky stars that Monst forgot my licence and we can't hire a car!

We arrive at he Hotel, very posh. Manuel 3 the bell-boy grees us. I thought they they only exited in hollywood movies of the 40's.

Flying

Sunday Monst has a cunning plan, so good I've typed about it three times! She has upgraded the flights to something like Star Class Premier League Sandwich Spread Cup Class. Ether way it means that we cruise through the check-in queues an get into the security queues in double quick time. Breakfast and plane. It also means maximally attentive cabin crew. No shortage of liquid refreshment and an entertainment system that doesn't have me scurrying for a set of headphones, well for most of the trip. Does raise the question though 'Why does time disappear when you get into a thin metal tube?' Find myself with a tin of beer at an hour of the day that is patently ridiculous when I sit back and rationally think about it.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Preparation

Aaaargh! The yodelling hoover strikes back! Going away is apparently a cause for spring cleaning. OK it's late, but nobody has told the weather yet that summer has begun. Monst heads off to town with the boy. She sorted upstairs yesterday, I win downstairs today. Deep joy! Sort it but mentally whinge.

Packing is packed. Books are sorted. Need to sort the audio for the trip. Electrical devices are being charged.

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Packing

I hate socks, they come in pairs, or at least my socks start their lives off that way, I set them free, let them mingle, form new relationships, separate, get back together again. In short, my socks are swingers as far as hosiery goes. Mind you I don't investigate them too closely,what kind of a perve do you think I am? However a trip away means that Monst insists that I return them to their original relationships. Consequently I am no more familiar with the contents of my sock drawer than usual. No rough and fumble for a pair of things to keep my feet warm - no, for packing purposes the bloody things must match. Then she makes me pack a pair of brogues that hurt my feet. Apparently we have to tart ourselves up for evening scran etc.

Then there's the underwear, least said the better on that score - but the need to consider an check each item. It's indecent, thats what it is, my underwear should never be seen and certainly never heard. Everything is subject to scrutiny and approval. I'm not certain that my underwear meets the needs of either.

See clothing to me is about comfort and warmth. It used to be about making a statement about bands and venues I like, but those days are long gone. To Monst there is another agenda.....

The rest of the packing is quite smooth, other than weight concerns. My concerns are about important things like holiday reading, making sure I have the right cables to ensure that music is available on request. On the reading front there is bound to be a dispute. I will panic that I don't have enough, Monst will insist I cut in half the amount I intend to take. I am under instructions to take books Monst might read. She likes death mayhem with a po face, I only do death mayhem that has the virtue of making me laugh. I like a historical novel or even the odd history book, Monst don't.

Still look on the positive side. Most of the trousers I'm taking are new. No hassles ironing them then. Monst decides she doesn't trust me flattening clothes (don't blame her!) so I get out of a detested chore.

Death, Socks and Miscallaneous Underwear

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

.... up in the sky (and if you need to ask you'll be sorry you did!)

Its been a while, but Ken nipped in the other day, said nice things and gently applied a boot to the backside. Just been frantic, hence the delay in getting stuff here. That said I've been playing with the other place in the interim and learning good Drupal things. So go there if the metrics of CAS interest you, pretty google maps pictures of geographic spread.

As for things I've been listening to, well The Tiger Lillies have loomed pretty large recently as current rave ons. Fine and funny stuff, if a little sick.

Manchester Airport, Town, Blackburn, Town are the venues for the day. It was educational in many ways and pleasant company along the way. No time to scream.... but may be a need to at some point.

Visit the dropouts from the McDonald's University on the way back to feed the five thousand as per the Kentucky Fried Dead thing ads (and to be fair to them they do....).

Beavers for Cal, Monst to work, I do the library thing for somebody at Faz on ITU. Turns out its a regional resource so a doddle. Point him in the right direction and at Michelle.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

E-Resources

Mugged in the nicest possible way today. Flattery and stitched up like a kipper. As Edwina would have told me, 'There was a fairy, her name was Nuff, Fairy Nuff, Fairy Nuff, Fairy Nuff'. Simpler times.

Good folk about though and that's enough for me. Meanwhile I hear that A. played a blinder on her tod. Cool. Naturally I think it's down to Tracy.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Hippy Bathday

Summer solstice approaches and begins to have an impact on my listening. Lots of Inner City Unit, bits of Gong and the Magic Mushroom Band. I've dusted off the white bed sheet, gonna borrow a false long straggly beard from somewhere, make up a scale model of the 'henge in the garden and generally see in the Solstice on Thursday might even sacrifice a goat.... er... maybe not, might see sun rise though.

Struggle of image and substance with the news at the moment. Wanted some metric and in a flash of enlightenment saw the Zookoda route open before me. So I now know it goes to a minimum 198 people. Interesting stuff and kinda makes it worthwhile I guess.

E-resources tomorrow up in Preston.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Internal Debates

Cal drags me to the dreadful Fantastic 4 and the Rise of the Silver Surfer. His type of movie, Monst's excuse for not being there is that she is sleeping having worked last night. Lucky cow! We go bowling afterwards and I trounce the boy!

Drop Monst at work and repair home via Ols Swan's Monster Big Tesco's. This on the basis I was expecting monster big beer selection, I was disappointed but bumped into Helen along the way. Nice to see her.

Back and Cal plays the Fifa 04 we grabbed at Morrison's earlier dead cheap (its so out of date). Brings the aforementioned internal dilemmas. Who's gonna be the Arsenal. I defer to the boy. He trounces Spurs (with a little help - they go two up and I can't bring myself to see them win so three quick own goals later and things are sorted!) and genuinly beats Reading. Daft!

Biere Blonde

The only blond that interests me. How sad is that!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

There's Dead Men in the South Atlantic, Doesn't it Warm Your Hearts?

Go in search of 'The Spirit of the Falklands' which you can hear at the start of the Speed Of History Radio Show 052 1 Year Anniversary Show Pt. 1 and mighty fine it is too for a relisten. Why? Well all the Falklands stuff that I'm recording to watch reminds me I'll need an antidote to what may be a tad too much jingoism. Asked Nicola if she remembered the war today, to be told she was a toddler at the time. Jeez....... I seem to remember Ian and myself not being too popular at the time as a result of a lack of Butchers Apron enthusiasm. My country right and wrong? Nah, it's always bloody wrong!

Monday

Family is home and an hour late. They bring me a new watch. Very nice.

Sunday

An early start to the day. Catch the 7.34 bus to town. Train to Manchester Picadilly, then Tram to Old Trafford. A day at the Test match. The cricket is absorbing as the West Indies fight back. Bit of the crowd get pissed, Mexican waves happen. Beer is supped by me. All good stuff. Highlight of the crowd for me is a geezer from Clitheroe called Boris who'd answered calls for Boris to give people a wave with elegantly pissed efforts collapses as a result of his drinking. Only to be greeted as he lives with a chorus of 'Where's Your Boris Gone?' Mind you the lads from Clitheroe had a sense of humour, I liked the geezer who on having 'You Fat Bastard' chanted at him who replied by singing 'I ate all the pies'.

Saturday

Hoover.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Ticking Over

I invest in a test ticket today. So weather willing etc. Sunday I'm off to Old Trafford.

Tracy brings good folk to the fold today. Nice to see folk. Calm cataloguing day for me!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

A Bit More Cheery

Beer, The Polyphonic Spree and The Mabels and my head is back together. It don't take much, well that and a reminder that unfortunate phraeseology is me!

Positive vibes Ken's way right now.

Accred report went in today. Linda's form was a massive help. Didn't feel nearly as difficult as last time so kudos her direction. Sometimes a structure really helps.

Fade 1.5 FoI 0.5, need to improve on that tomorrow. FoI should be scoring a big round nil.

Mo cheers me up during the day with a call. She's been in some training with Elaine who's been bigging us up. She claims I'm barking but no news there. Mo explained we're working together on KSF friendly reading lists and good for her. That's exactly how it is and should be. She does the best acute I know.

Getting it Out My Head

Being the idiot I am, I didn't stress when the folks told me the old fella had been for a biopsy as a result of odd skin tings happening. No diagnosis so just something that might happen. Called home yesterday and they found cancerous cells and want to do more tests. Not in itself anything to majorly stress about, still don't really know what is to be faced yet. Except while I don't freak I do find the whole thing suddenly alarming. Which is stupid, and I know it's stupid but suddenly it's real. Poor Tracy cops the aftermath. I don't think it was to bad, I just mentioned it. Now usually when in normal mode, I'd have got it out into the open, done my bit of navel gazing here and maybe poured myself a beer and told myself to get over it. Thing is this place isn't in normal mode right now. I'm not in normal mode with it. I'm freaked about what I write and when I write it right now (I should be over this by now) not because of who could read it but more because of the fact that it's shut away. It's not me, I don't do this place behind closed doors. Mind you it maybe me just being freaked with the whole Dad situation to.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Witter

Not blogged here for a while, partly I think because I am mad busy right now and partly because I feel constrained, here. Totally inconsequential but less constrained and therefore more natural to me stuff is beginning to emerge over at Last FM.

Beginning to think I'm talking myself into a situation that isn't real at the moment too. Not good, slap my wrists!

Positive vibes Halton way right now.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Ugh!

Drop the family at the airport and return home. Begin the tidying, alternate it with news and a promised dissertation proof read. Manage not to sleep during the day which is a relief. Catch up with shite TV I've recorded.

Pirates yesterday was long, way too long. The monkey was the star.

Begin playing with Stikkit which apparently 'makes organizing your daily details as simple as jotting down a note or firing off email. Stikkit's "little yellow notes that think" talk to the productivity applications you already use, as well as to friends, coworkers and family, giving you a universal remote for your life.' Seems pretty cool so far. Predictably spend too much in the bath.

Phone home and speak to my little sis', who's over with the kids. Learn from the old drear that my Uncle has had a stroke. Nothing major.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

AM & Fings

News, Boots (to fetch earplugs for Monst and the Boy), drag lamb out of the freezer, changed plans of how to cook it so as it defrosts feed it lemon, chilli flakes, onion, bread crumbs, olive oil, smidge of salt and a smidge of pepper to marinade in.

Fail to check in the boy and Monst online so an early dart to the Land of Manc airport tomorrow morning. Plan to see the new Pirates of the Carribean at the Woolton Picture House, the first time we'll have been since its sale.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Ooops....

Aaaargh, running behind on blogging and lots else.

Today's highlight an email from Michelle which makes me howl with laughter, that and my badges arrive. Meeting up in Outer Siberia which was interesting, all the new and exciting things coming out of there seem to be stuff we were doing 2 years ago. Miss Ken being about the place, I don't think telling them to get on with stuff'd go down well. Much excitement on the use of Google Maps (and som iffy ethics there too) On the positive side they do seem to ahve sorted search.

Rest of the week, yesterday PCT librarians in Preston, good sesh with fine folk. Dash back way too fast and way to loud to Learning at Work Day. Usual standards apply there (make up your own mind).

Monday, May 21, 2007

Telegraphic again

Fran induce site update complete. Not before time though.

Bizarre day, FoI going nowhere, DPA going somewhere, ILLs flying left right and centre, newsletters sorted. IT contacted about their Barracuda.

Monst dropped at work, boy bathed.....

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Dullsville UK

Sasha Day Welcome to the world of high finance as I finalise the dosh for the button badges. It involves a trip to Woolton where I enter the the office of the Postmaster General and apply for a postal order. This comes into play on Sunday - but more of that later. While there I also retrieve food for the day from Sainsbury's. The plan is to marinade some chicken to manufacture some chicken tikka.

Home, chop the chicken, fling it into a delicate blend of yoghurt and spices and introduce it to the fridge. All in time to take Monst to the No Mercy where I escape to Smiths and grab 'The Damned United'.

Then fall asleep in front of the cup final. Chelski and Manure were that dull. Drag Monst to work and sleep.

Sunday Polly

Bicycles, news, sleep. Helen comes round. Post badge dosh. Avoid the BAFTAs.

The Syrup of Bruce Forsythe

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The chairman of the British Medical Association, James Johnson, resigned suddenly last night over accusations that he was siding with the government in the debacle over training jobs for junior doctors. Mr Johnson said the criticism of him had "got very nasty" and he felt he had lost the confidence of some of his colleagues. His decision to quit made him the highest profile casualty so far in the increasingly heated row between ministers and doctors, which has seen white-coat protest marches in Whitehall and an apology for the fiasco by the health secretary, Patricia Hewitt.

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BMA chief quits over botched job system - The Independent 21st May 2007

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BMA chief quits after ‘damaging’ defence of failed training system - The Times 21st May 2007

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BMA chief forced out by online crisis - The Telegraph 21st May 2007

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BMA chairman quits over jobs row - BBC Health News 20th May 2007
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Four of the world's biggest pharmaceutical companies are proposing to launch a television station to tell the public about their drugs, amid strenuous lobbying across Europe by the industry for an end to restrictions aimed at protecting patients. Pharma TV would be a dedicated interactive digital channel funded by the industry with health news and features but, at its heart, would be detailed information from drug companies about their medicines.

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The 4 million Labour activists who have a vote in the deputy leadership election were offered their first real choice by candidates yesterday when Jon Cruddas, the former Downing Street aide financially backed by the union Unite, called for a halt to privatisation in the NHS.

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'I don't understand what's happening,' a senior doctor confided to me after hearing Gordon Brown pledge to make the NHS his priority. 'Why does everyone think things are so terrible? Seven years ago, we had patients waiting two years for a heart operation; now it's two weeks. Things are incomparably better than they were. Not just a bit better, an awful lot better.' This doctor is a moderniser, an optimist. He isn't deluded and he isn't a member of the Labour party. But his view of things from the inside is not one that will be represented by the British Medical Association, the doctors' union which likes to warn the public about cash shortages and rationing of medicines, but doesn't like to admit that hospitals may, indeed, be safer and more efficient than they were.

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The NHS needs an injection of common sense - The Sunday Times 20th May 2007
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In remission? Try telling your insurers that - The Observer 20th May 2007

Cancer recovery rates are better than ever, but many ex-patients are still refused medical cover.

It's now clear privatisation and marketisation will only be challenged effectively from outside parliament
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A working life The histopathologist Dr Mary Sheppard may spend her days examining human tissue but, as Melissa Viney finds out, that doesn't stop her from being terrified of death
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Brief therapy claims to produce results to rival conventional career counselling, but without the time or expense. Alex Benady takes a crash course
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Soaring obesity rates have lumbered Britain with a "cancer time bomb" which, combined with an ageing population, will cause a massive increase in cases unless urgent action is taken, an expert has warned. Research has shown up to 40 per cent of cancers, particularly hormone-sensitive types such as breast and endometrial cancer (affecting the womb lining), can be prevented by adopting a healthy diet and taking regular exercise, said Dr Greg Martin, science and research manager at the World Cancer Research Fund. Obesity was also associated with cancer of the oesophagus and bowel, said Dr Martin.

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Eat less to cut risk of cancer - Daily Mail 21st May 2007

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Nurses, those caring people who have pulled many a patient back from the brink with their expertise, brow-wiping and tender words, are likely to be replaced soon by yards of wiring, transistors, hydraulics, a motherboard and light-emitting diodes. Enter the Robo-nurse. Scientists have been developing robots to treat patients and ease staff shortages. This week ministers will announce plans to develop robotic "medical assistants". In trials, robots that check patients' ID tags and give them their drugs have cut down dispensing errors. Experts believe they could soon be taking patients' temperatures, helping to clean and even carrying out consultations with doctors via video-link. But no mutton-chop sleeves or upside-down fob watches. Or smiles.
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Baby monitors, bought by parents to keep their children safe, may instead be harming them, some scientists fear. They warn that the devices are bathing the infants in radiation at an age when they are most vulnerable to it. The radiation, similar to that given off by modern cordless phones, is part of the increasing electronic smog to which mobile phones, their masts and Wi-Fi systems also contribute. The monitors use the same digitally enhanced cordless telecommunication (Dect) technology as cordless phones.
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Doctors treating a seriously-ill patient at a hospital in West Bromwich discovered that oxygen cylinders had been sabotaged, raising fears of an attempt to harm patients (Helen Nugent writes). Police were called to Sandwell General Hospital after a “foreign substance” was apparently deliberately used to block a tubing connector port, which links the oxygen cylinders to a patient’s face mask or tube. Sandwell and West Birmingham NHS Hospitals Trust has issued an urgent warning to staff at its three hospitals, and hundreds of cylinders have been checked.

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Hospitals alert after oxygen supplies sabotage - The Telegraph 21st May 2007

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Maniac with a grudge could be sabotaging vital hospital equipment - Daily Mail 21st May 2007
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Secret plans to turn staff into police informers - The Times 21st May 2007

Council workers, charity staff and doctors will be required to tip off police about anyone whom they believe could commit a violent crime, under secret Home Office plans. Civil liberties campaigners last night said that the proposal raised the prospect of people being placed under surveillance and detained even though they have committed no offence.

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The health secretary, Patricia Hewitt, is almost certain to be sacked by Gordon Brown when he forms his first cabinet in July. The prime minister-in-waiting has respect for Hewitt and may still offer her another job in the cabinet but health is such an important issue for Brown that he wants to start with a fresh face in charge.
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Doctors are requesting a police investigation into an abortion of a pregnant woman’s healthy baby at 28 weeks, four weeks after the British legal limit. A GP raised the alarm after a 22-year-old woman demanded a termination when more than six months’ pregnant. He refused and a colleague referred her for counselling to the British Pregnancy Advisory Service (BPAS), a charity which runs a chain of private abortion clinics.

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Doctors urged to call police over 'illegal abortion' - The Telegraph 21st May 2007

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I am worried about my A-level exams, which start soon. I feel immense tension, coupled with exhaustion from studying for long periods. Are there any natural alternatives that might give me a quick boost?
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The symptoms of Jayne Harrison’s endometriosis crept up on her slowly. They started in her late thirties with a small niggling ache in her lower abdomen. By the time she was 40, the pain had almost crippled her. “I thought at one point that I might have to get a wheelchair,” says Harrison, a health visitor from Framfield, in East Sussex. “There were times when I could barely move and couldn’t even bend over to do the gardening. I was taking paracetamol every two hours throughout the day, but that did not get rid of the pain.”
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In 1971 a British person who had cancer diagnosed had a 23.6 per cent chance of being alive a decade later. That has now almost doubled to 46.2 per cent, according to new figures released this week. Better diagnosis and treatment have transformed the prospects of surviving. Medicine’s long-term goal of turning cancer into a chronic but manageable condition is on the way to being realised.
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Home, career, status, fitness, health, holidays, great food, clever kids, spiritual enlightenment and perfect friends . . . the ideal of modern middle-class life is exhausting. And sometimes, amid this frantic world of achievement-chasing, the temptation is simply to turn around and say “f*** it” to the whole thing. In fact, “f***it f***itf***itf***itf***itf***it”. Tee-hee, what naughty fun, but it’s hardly proper therapy, is it? John Parkin, 39, is convinced that it is. He believes that saying FI (let’s try to be polite from here on) both cured the debilitating allergies that had plagued his adult life and finally set him on a path to happiness. Now based on an idyllic hill in Italy, he runs retreats that have so far taught FI therapy to more than 150 people. He will run his first workshop in London on Friday.
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I’m a widower and over 90, but I still masturbate regularly. Could this be harmful to me in any way? Does it have any health benefits?
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Men should see the doctor more often WHO SAYS? Everyone. It’s a men’s health mantra. HOW WRONG IS IT? Related Links * Men’s health myths - No 4 * Men's health myths - No 3 Very; it’s based on the idea that men use the health service less than women. But a previous MHM revealed that much of this apparent difference between the sexes is an illusion.
Apples and fish could protect unborn children against allergic diseases, according to evidence published yesterday. Researchers found that children whose mothers enjoyed munching apples while pregnant were less likely to have been diagnosed with asthma by the age of five.

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Apples and fish protect unborn children - Daily Mail 21st May 2007

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Pre-birth apples 'benefit babies' - BBC Health News 20th May 2007
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Healthcare giant AstraZeneca is to axe 300 full-time positions in a shake-up of its UK marketing division to realign itself with structural changes in the NHS. AstraZeneca UK marketing company president Chris Brinsmead said: "We have realigned our primary care sales organisations and our medical and regulatory affairs teams to match the Strategic Health Authority structure of the NHS.
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As the glamorous earth mother exhorts women to breastfeed their babies for at least six months, Christina Hopkinson talks to some mothers who, despite their most valiant efforts, just haven't managed it Last week, the vision that is Jemima Khan, speaking on behalf of the Breastfeeding Coalition pressure group, urged first-time mothers to breastfeed. "Sadly no babies in the UK are exclusively breastfed for six months," she lamented.
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James Le Fanu on the dangers of financing the NHS with 'smoke and mirrors' policies The Prime Minister-in-waiting has, by all accounts, a formidable intellect. But, as they used to say at the manse, "by their fruits shall ye know them", and the dizzying profligacy of his stewardship of the National Health Service augurs ill for the future.
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A consultant cardiologist has been sacked after saving the life of patient with an emergency procedure that had not been approved by his local primary care trust. The operation - understood to be a keyhole procedure to unblock arteries - is common in the NHS. Managers took disciplinary action against Robin Roberts, 48, when they discovered that the operation was not on a list of approved procedures.
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Food experts say it's all too easy to lose the medical benefits of vegetables by boiling or freezing their nutrients away. Bryony Gordon offers some tips on retaining their goodness If you thought that a bowl of boiled broccoli would count towards your hallowed five a day, think again. A study published last week by Warwick University found that boiling the vegetable can sap it of up to 80 per cent of its glucosinolates - the compounds believed to break down cancer-causing substances and stimulate the immune system. In short, boiling takes out a great deal of what is good about broccoli, with all the goodness ending up in the surrounding water.
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Parents are being demoralised by the growing number of child-rearing gurus interfering in family life, it was claimed yesterday. Mounting concern at the policing of parenthood has drawn together academics from around the world who will debate the phenomenon at a conference starting today at Kent University.
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I don't think I shall be availing myself of the cure for baldness which it was claimed last week is being developed by scientists from the University of Pennsylvania. I am always suspicious of miracle treatments that restore laboratory mice to perfect health, yet seem to work rather less well when humans start volunteering. But I do draw some comfort from last week's news. If baldness has a "cure", then presumably it must be a disease (indeed, in one report I even saw it described as "follicular disorder"). And if it is a disease, that means it is only a matter of time before it becomes recognised as such under the Disability Discrimination Act.
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The infrastructure scheme is proving astonishingly profitable for equity owners who sell on their stakes - and pressure is growing for the state to claw back a share. Liam Halligan and Jonathan Russell report Soon after New Labour took office in 1997, Alan Milburn, the then health secretary, declared that when it came to new hospitals, "it's PFI or bust".

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Hospitals across Britain have been ordered to review how drugs are given to patients after figures revealed that almost 10,000 injections are bungled each year. Mistakes led to the deaths of 25 patients and harmed more than 3,000 between January 2005 and June 2006, a study found.
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Patricia Hewitt, the Health Secretary, was accused last night of misleading Parliament by concealing the true scale of the problems that have crippled the online recruitment system for junior doctors. Patricia Hewitt has been accused of misleading Parliament on the junior doctor fiasco In an emergency statement to the Commons this week, Miss Hewitt said she had jettisoned the system in response to the concerns of junior doctors and recent security breaches.
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Where did it all go wrong, the spin doctors and civil servants were asking each other wearily, as the midnight oil burnt late at the Department of Health yet again. Billions of extra pounds invested in the NHS; more doctors, nurses, physios; local hospitals closed down, spanking new walk-in medical centres, help lines and even lessons in salsa dancing to get the nation fit. Why isn't the country singing our praises and demanding Hewitt for PM?
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Pride is one of those words that is used as a term of praise as much as one of condemnation. No one likes pride as it appears in 19th-century novels filled with arrogant dandies who are too swept up in their own world to care what others think. But many people could do with a bit more pride in themselves, expressed not in disdain for others but in a sense of their own worth.
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There is a serious, and little-known, consequence of adding folic acid to bread or flour ("Folic acid in bread 'will benefit health of babies' ", report, May 18). Taking extra folic acid can often mask the symptoms of pernicious anaemia, which, if left undiagnosed and untreated, can result in serious neurological damage to the central nervous condition - Sub-Acute Combined Degeneration of the Cord Secondary to Pernicious Anaemia.
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Three months ago Paul and Georgina Potter could not have been happier. Their first child Ellie had just been born and they were looking forward to one day giving her a brother or sister. But a hospital blunder has left them facing the likelihood that that will never happen. Mrs Potter discovered that staff had left a large swab inside her, which triggered a 'raging infection'.

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Steroid use may be more than twice as common as official figures suggest, a leading expert has told the BBC. According to the British Crime Survey there are 42,000 regular anabolic steroid users in the UK.

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Thousands of boys addicted to steroids - The Times 21st May 2007
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The conditions in which females are brought up could affect their fertility later in life, research suggests. Researchers at University College London monitored hormone levels in women who migrated to the UK from Bangladesh at different stages in life.
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The NHS is probably using too many expensive treatments, according to health economists and managers. New drugs are generally only used if they cost under £30,000 for each year of good health they provide.
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GPs and pharmacists do not know enough about allergies, putting patients lives at risk, campaigners say. Allergy UK said training on the subject was extremely limited and many people were going undiagnosed.

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Like many couples, Debby and Simon Cooper turned to fertility treatment in a bid to have their longed-for baby. But while many couples who opt for IVF want to have two, or even three, embryos implanted to increase their chances of expanding their family, the Coopers only wanted to have one embryo implanted.
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A study is being launched to investigate possible links between diet and Alzheimer's disease. Researchers at the Alzheimer's Society will look at the effects of fruit juice, red wine and oily fish on the incidence of mental illness.
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We hosted a dinner party recently at which we had fish for a starter. I assumed my husband had already checked with our guests that they liked fish - he had not.
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BBC News Online asked readers to send in any questions they had about cancer. Professor Mike Richards, National Cancer Director has answered a selection of them.
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Up to 25,000 people a year may have died needlessly as hospitals waited for advice on blood clots, says an expert. The National Institute of Health and Clinical Excellence published guidance last month - two years after a critical report by MPs.

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Incinerator raises fertility fear - BBC Health News 18th May 2007

A retired GP has raised objections to a proposed incinerator in Cornwall saying it could increase infertility, infant deaths, miscarriages and birth defects. Dr Dick Van Steenis has been investigating the health effects of incineration plants for 12 years.
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A simple blood test for aggressive forms of prostate cancer has moved a step closer with the discovery that a genetic marker is linked to the most serious forms of the disease. The marker, called 8q24, lies on chromosome 8 and was originally discovered by deCODE, a genetics company that made a deal with the Government of Iceland to use health data from the closely knit Icelandic population to search for genes that cause common diseases.
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Michael Moore's Sicko, which received its first-ever screening in front of a packed, early-morning audience in Cannes yesterday, is a far more thoughtful and measured piece of film making than his Palme d'Or winning rant, Farenheit 9/11 It is, however, unlikely to repeat the commercial success and global notoriety of its predecessor simply because its concerns are more parochial, focusing on the American health service and the system's iniquities compared with those of Cuba, Canada, France and the UK.

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Coming soon, a pill that stops periods forever - The Telegraph 21st May 2007

A contraceptive pill that aims to halt indefinitely a woman's period is expected to receive full approval from US health officials this week, a move that could end discomfort and pain for many women. The US Food and Drug Administration is expected to give the green light to Lybrel tomorrow. Wyeth, the drug's manufacturer, has requested approval from British officials for the drug, which will be marketed here as Anya, but it is unlikely the pill will be available until next year.
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A gene thought to be crucial for chemotherapy to work may instead help cancer survive, US scientists fear. The p53 gene's job is to tell faulty cells to self destruct, and so experts assumed it helped in killing cancer cells that chemotherapy had injured.

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Telemedicine: the gift of time - BBC Health News 18th May 2007

Many of us take it for granted that we can up sticks and change the scenery. But not all of us are in a position to spontaneously snatch that weekend away. Most of those suffering from long-term illnesses view foreign travel as a distant dream.
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Steroid use may be more than twice as common as official figures suggest, a leading expert has told the BBC. According to the British Crime Survey there are 42,000 regular anabolic steroid users in the UK.
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WHEN Peter Cass was born he was so small he had to be wrapped in a sandwich bag to keep warm. Three months early, weighing just 1lb 1oz, and 9½ inches long, he was only given a 50-50 chance of survival.

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A “PETRIFIED” 55-year-old woman was discharged from Southport Hospital, days after severe fits and hours before being diagnosed with colonised MRSA. Maureen Meehan suffers from two conditions, Sclerderma and Reynauds, the latter of which affects circulation to the extremities.
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A NURSE who dishonestly received more than £6,000 in benefits reported herself to the authorities “because she couldn’t deal with the shame any longer”. Beauty Koworera had been forced from her job at Southport Hospital through illness, and under interview said she was motivated by financial problems, including the “threat of losing her home”, North Sefton Magistrates’ Court heard.
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SOUTHPORT and Formby Hospital Trust chairman Sir Ron Watson is the guest speaker at the Patient and Public Involvement Forum’s AGM next week. He will be giving an overview of acute care carried out on the Southport and Ormskirk hospital sites and is also expected to talk about the current financial position and latest developments.
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COUNTDOWN clocks have sprung up at both Southport and Bootle One Stop Shops informing residents when Sefton becomes smoke-free. From July 1, virtually all enclosed public places and workplaces in the borough and across England will have to comply with the new legislation.

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PCT needs to speak to GPs and nurses says MP - Warrington Guardian 18th May 2007

THE department of health was not consulted about the super surgeries' plan, MP Helen Jones confimed in a written parliamentary answer. She asked the secretary of state for health what communications there had been over the plan for five centres to eventually replace the 29 GPs surgeries. Answering for the Government, health minister, Rosie Winterton, said: "There has been no communication with the NHS North West or the Warrington Primary Care Trust (PCT) on the proposals to establish polyclinics."
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CUMBRIA County Council was yesterday accused to going for a “easy target” over its plan to save cash by charging pensioners for day care. The claim came as MP Eric Martlew met elderly users of the service at the Elizabeth Welsh care home in Harraby, Carlisle, where pensioners were outraged by the proposal to charge £10 for the service from October this year.
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WEST Cumbrians still waiting for NHS dental places will get seen quicker if they are willing to travel, say health bosses. Although the dental crisis has eased in the west of the county thanks to the appointment of new dentists, 7,000 people remain on the database.

NO SMOKING signs outside churches in Cumbria will be tacky and unnecessary, a leading churchman said this week. When legislation banning smoking in public places comes into force on July 1 even cathedrals must have signs at the door warning people smoking is forbidden inside.

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MP slams doctor training 'fiasco' - Lancashire Telegraph 19th May 2007

MP Nigel Evans has attacked the government for its handling of the online application system for junior doctors. The Ribble Valley Tory has welcomed the decision by the Secretary of State for Health, Patricia Hewitt, to shelve the Medical Training Application Service scheme.
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MORE than £25m was wasted by doctors prescribing too many expensive drugs in Greater Manchester last year, according to a government watchdog. GPs could make more use of cheaper, non-branded versions of the most common prescription drugs without harming care, the National Audit Office said.

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NEW mums in Bolton can get extra help learning to breast-feed, thanks to a new support group. The Breast Buddies group has been founded at the Royal Bolton Hospital and is run by local mums who have all breast-fed their babies.
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A BABY who weighed less than a bag of sugar when she was born has finally been allowed home - more than three months after being delivered at the Royal Bolton Hospital. Tiny Charlie Glover weighed only 1lb 4oz when she was born four months early in the special care baby unit in Bolton on February 6, and her parents, Janice Snalam and Mike Glover, believe the staff saved their daughter's life.

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Remploy jobs: Latest moves - The Bolton News 18th May 2007

UNIONS representing workers at manufacturer Remploy's under-threat plants have hit out after bosses announced consultation on the closure plans. More than 120 people work at the firm's Bolton and Radcliffe factories, which employ a large proportion of disabled people.
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Friday, May 18, 2007

Grey is the New Black

It started as a chance remark over the phone in celebration at locating an odd bit of grey lit that will now result in 100 button badges on a yellow background courtesy of the excellent folks at Buttonbadges.co.uk . The plan is to give them to anyone we think has supported Fade above and beyond the call of duty. It's all a bit of a thing to amuse myself, well worth the few notes it'l cost me.

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Why the Beetle? I just like it - Nicola caught the spirit of the whole deal and this could be a series of the things as she came out with some nice extensions to the theme. Helen came out with the 'Grey is the new black' line another collaborative effort - but unusually not at the pub!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Have Yourself a Shiny

Last FM is keeping me awake too long and is too interesting in terms of sounds. It's cool, why did I resist it for so long?

Lancaster via Reggie and CTC. Reggie sort stuff for Lancaster after a fashion. Need words with IT. Issues around mail marketing. I get where they're coming from but will they reciprocate? Doubt it'll be an issue.

Pick Mo up late, having dropped boxes in the car. Sartorially elegent in velveteen breaches and the rest of the page boy outfit (not really, but it was suggested and amused me!) Good folk drag away boxes of postcards. See Peekaboo along the way, how's that for a giggle? JC a fellow Sainsbury's user suprises me in a very pleasant way, I'm impressed. The Navigation Solution raises the bar again which is cool! Can't help but be impressed. Farewell Hilda.

Home and it's not until I realise that I don't have a Scooby where the family are do I realise they are at Scooby Doo. High tail it into town to pick them up.

 
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