"Well, that was the style. Look at how they're all dressed." I said.
"They look so gay." she said. "I wonder if they were down-under men?"
"You mean you wonder if they were on the down-low, or if they were from Australia?"
"What??" she said confused, in her uh-oh-I-must-have-said-the-wrong-thing-when-I-actually-meant-something-else voice.
"Mom. I'm pretty sure they were not on the down-low. First, they're not black. Second, everyone dressed like that back then."
Leave it to my mother to question the unmistakable virility of the man she'd spent the last thirty-one years with. I blame Law & Order.
Before that, she never even knew Australia existed.
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1 YEAR AGO: Everyone Is NOT A Winner
2 YEARS AGO: Text Me
3 YEARS AGO: Going The Way Of Astatine*
4 YEARS AGO: Picture Perfect Pilot
5 YEARS AGO: Not Falling For Winter Yet
6 YEARS AGO: I Miss You Already
1 YEAR AGO: Everyone Is NOT A Winner
2 YEARS AGO: Text Me
3 YEARS AGO: Going The Way Of Astatine*
4 YEARS AGO: Picture Perfect Pilot
5 YEARS AGO: Not Falling For Winter Yet
6 YEARS AGO: I Miss You Already
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