Every once in a while I post text messages that were sent and received on my phone. Often, as I go along, I erase certain messages and leave others, so when I go back and read them they either don't make sense or just plain crack me up. Here are some of my recent ones:
Or maybe rural West Virginia.
I love, love, LOVE Kentucky!
U can come back now.
Shit is everywhere. Do NOT come out.
Applebee's Oriental Chicken Salad.
How many years have you been a sheriff?
Is it against the law to call a cop an asshole?
Did you see the Jungle room?
I'm only home for 25 days before then which is soooo nuts.
Yes and FUCK YES!
We are having a blast but the Elvis/Graceland thing, eh!
We've wasted 30 minutes here. WTF???
3. Ouch. Headed to the city. TTYL. Ciao!
Hell yeah, they DO! I LOVE them.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.
OK, all done.
In front of Starbucks.
2 comments:
I think this is brilliant! I usually delete my messages as I go but I think I might keep them for a week see if I have any worth sharing!!
Have a great Christmas/New Year. Are you getting time off?
Sadly, I didn't think anyone else ever heard the rabbit jokes. People look at me like I'm a nut when I say them. lol.
Merry Christmas!
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