My Man Is Ripped!

After working on the truck, Eddie comes back to the hotel room looking like this.

I said, "What happened to your pants???"

"What?"

"Your pants. What happened? There's a huge hole."

So he turns around and looks at himself in the mirror and says, "I can't believe it. That old lady stood out there talking to me for like, twenty minutes. And she didn't even say anything."

"Well, maybe that's WHY."