Recent text messages I have received:
That is normal. All guys like it though.
Still awake?
What??
How about you sugar dumplings?
Doing well. Still watching the Twilight Zone.
Not yet. I am still hunting down perforated blades.
You will bail out the butt squeezer? No one will be your friend though. Are you sure you could live with that?
I think there is. In Indiana.
What if I get my picture taken and end up in the paper as a serial...
OK. But people will look at me funny.
The hand says "Hi"
Jack-0!!
Love U 2.
Better than cold tuna.
OK. Good night, baby.
It is cold here in the meat locker.
Yeah, well I guess you like weirdos then.
1 comment:
Those are definitely some odd messages. "Butt squeezer"??? That sounds like a pervert or an new kind of exercise.
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