You can rent Cheryl Baker

It's all for charity: To raise funds for a brain tumor charity, you can buy a date with Cheryl Baker (and others) online and enjoy a night with Cheryl. Ms Baker promises these delights:

Well, you'll be guaranteed to get wine spilt over you, crumbs sprayed in your face and have your shins kicked - and that's before we enter the restaurant!

So, if you're an 80s enthusiast with a taste for a spot of mild S&M, dig deep...

[via DigiCreamTimes]

Cheryl Baker's hair problem

Those ads for some sort of hair-regrowth moonshine that ran a while back featuring Cheryl Baker have been slapped by the Advertising Standards Authority. Why, they even claim that Baker's hair would have returned even if she hadn't lathered it with Nourkrin:

Our expert explained that the type of hair loss described in the Cheryl Baker story in the press ad would be described clinically as telogen effluvium; he said it was common in women after childbirth and largely reversible without intervention.

The advert might appear again, though; the ASA has merely told the company to "ammend" it. Perhaps by putting in a photo of David Van Day.