It turns out there is one piece of London property with affordable rents

There's cutting a deal, and there's cutting a deal:

#NowReading some unbelievable stuff about The Brixton Academy. pic.twitter.com/pmwE6dpZaU

— Karen McDermott (@Karen_S_McD) June 3, 2016

The annual rent on the Brixton Academy was set in 1929, and won't be reviewed until 2029. £8,0002,600 a year.

Placebo launch mildly different album with London gig

Having only done an ordinary version, a Limited Edition, and a Deluxe Edition, Placebo are convinced there's still a market for slightly rejigged versions of Battle For The Sun. So prepare yourself for the Redux Version.

No, I'm not sure either. "New and re-worked tracks" it says here.

Anyway, in a bid to pick the interest in the record, there's going to be a one-off headline gig at the Brixton Academy on September 27th. Tickets on sale to "fans" from Wednesday; if few enough fans snap them up, non-fans will be able to buy them from Friday. Although why a non-fan would want to go, I'm not clear. Perhaps it would be to boo?

Even the subs don't read Bizarre

Poor Victoria Newton - she had a big lovely scoop, revealing yet another "one-off" Sex Pistols reunion comeback at the Brixton Academy.

Unfortunately...