"C-P-A-C" (Sung to the tune of the Village People's "Y.M.C.A.") Wingnut! Do you feel out of place? I say, wingnut! Why that frown on your face? Are you sick of 'Bama, Hillary and Joe? There's gathering where you should go Wingnuts! Pundits giggling at you? Hey wingnut! You're rubber and they're glue Because wingnuts! Are Americans true So show them you're patriotic Bring yourself to the C-P-A-C Yes, you'll have fun at the C-P-A-C We will make you look sane! We will make you look hip! Believe us, it's worth the trip! C-P-A-C! You'll have fun at the C-P-A-C! Joe the Plumber is there! So are Coulter and Steele! So come over to cool your heels! Wingnuts, we've got teabags unused Our plans for a tea party fell through But we'll pretend that it was a success As we dig our way out of this mess Wingnuts! Where is Jindal? Here's Mitt! Where is Sarah? Our movement's in deep shit But they passed on our gathering this y