Mirror, Mirror on the Wall has been declared incompetent by a jury of his peers. Charges against the mirror were brought by Snow White after the mirror declared the Wicked Witch, "The fairest of them all."
The jury, made up of dwarfs, quickly rendered a guilty verdict.
Showing posts with label Wicked Witch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wicked Witch. Show all posts
Wicked Queen Promotes An Apple A Day Awareness
by j.a. kazimer
Health New Never News
An apple a day will keep the doctor away, says the Wicked Queen. She further demonstrated the fact by offering local girl, Snow White, a bite of a red delicious hand picked by the queen's semi-faithful woodsmen.
Snow White declared the apple, "Delicio...choke...cough...cough..." And fainted dead away with delight at her treat.
Wicked Witch Declares 'I'm Not a Witch'
By j.a. kazimer
Writer-with-a-Staff New Never News
In a surprising political move, the Wicked Witch, currently running for queen of West Cin City, declared 'I'm not a witch'.
She followed her statement up with 'Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo', and abruptly disappeared in a puff of smoke. Which ignited a blogger's buzz of suspicion about the Wicked Witch's stance on the legalization of medicinal spells.
Did the Wicked Witch inhale? Enquirering minds want to know?
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