Wanyonya Ume wa Mchungaji Wao Ili Wapone Maradhi Yao!

Pastor Sobrino Valdeci Picanto wa Brazil

 
Mchungaji huko Brazil  Rev. Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, wa kanisa la pentecostal (walokole) aliwadanganya waumini wa kike kuwa wakinyonya ume wake (mboo) watafaidi maziwa maalum ambayo yatapona maradhi yao. Wengine aliwaambia watatajrika. Alisema kuwa ume wake unatoa maziwa enye nguvu na baraka kutoka kwa mwenyezi Mungu!  Alisema ni lazima dawa imwagwe mdomoni ndo iwe na nguvu.

Jamani, tangu lini maziwa ya baraka yanatoka kwenye ume? Sana sana utapata ugonjwa wa zinaa au mimba! Huyo jamaa alipenda anyonywe tu! Mchungaji Picanto yuko gerezani kwa kosa la ubakaji sasa.

Acheni kundangayika!

Kusoma habari kamili BOFYA HAPA!

Wanaume Wenye Mboo Ndogo Watafanya Sherehe Uingereza

Huko Uingereza kutakuwa na sherehe maalum kwa ajili ya wanaume wenye mboo ndogo.  Si utani, lakini wazungu wanajulikana kwa kuwa na mboo ndogo. Sherehe inaitwa, 'The Big Small Penis' party.  Ni kwa ajili ya kutiana motisha.  Sherehe itafanyika mwezi ujao mjini London.

Bwana Ant Smith (48) anaandaa sherehe hiyo. Anasema mboo yake ikisimama inakuwa na urefu wa inchi 4 tu (sentimita 9).   Anataka wakatao hudhuria hiyo sherehe kujiona kuwa ni watu wa maana wasio na kasoro. 

Sherehe inaitwa, 'The Big Small Penis' party.  Ni kwa ajili ya kutiana motisha.  Wanaume wote wenye mboo ndogo wanaalikwa kuhudhuria. Kiingilio ni dola moja kwa kila inchi ya saizi ya mboo. kwa hiyo kama wewe ni inchi nne dola $4.


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Kijana Mwenye Mboo Kubwa Afanyiwa Opresheni ya Kuipunguza

 Wadau, huko Florida kuna kijana, Mmarekani mweusi mwenye miaka 17 amefanyiwa opresheni ya kupunguza saizi ya mboo yake. Huo uboo ulikuwa na urefu wa inchi 7 na mzunguko wa inchi 10 ikiwa imelala!  Ikiamka ilikuwa inavuka futi na unene kama gogo! DUH! Madakatari walisema kuwa asingeweza kujamiana na mwanamke na mboo kubwa hivyo! Loh, wazungu wangepata habari zake mbona wangemlipa waijaribu! 

Madakatari wanasema kuwa kijana huyo aiomba ipunguzwe baada ya yeye kushindwa kuwmingia mpenzi wake. Pia, alikuwa anapata taabu akicheza michezo. Pia ilikuwa huo uboo kubwa ukisimama basi inasimama kwa masaa kadhaa! 

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X-ray za Mboo Iliyopungwa

 Kutoka New York Daily News:

Florida teen undergoes world’s first penis reduction surgery: Study

The unidentified 17-year-old’s 'massive' phallus was 'too large for intercourse,' according to a report published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. It was almost 7 inches long and had a circumference of 10 inches when flaccid.

 A Florida teenager has successfully undergone the world’s first penis reduction surgery, doctors at the University of South Florida claim.

The unidentified 17-year-old’s “massive” phallus was “too large for intercourse,” according to a report published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
Shaped like an American football, it was almost 7 inches long and had a circumference of 10 inches when flaccid.
“It sounds like a man’s dream — a tremendously inflated phallus — but unfortunately, although it was a generous length, its girth was just massive, especially around the middle,” Dr. Rafael Carrion, the urologist who treated the teen, told the Daily Mail.
The well-endowed patient, who “reported inability to penetrate his partner,” had asked for the operation after the shape of his penis also restricted his ability to play competitive sports, the study says.
“There comes a time in every urologist’s career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless,” Carrion reportedly said.
Since he was 10, the teen, who has a history of sickle cell disease, had three episodes of priapism — a medical condition in which the penis stays erect for hours — that “progressively” led to his penis deformity, surgeons said in the report.
Doctors were able to make it symmetrical.
USF did not return calls for comment, and Carrion could not immediately be reached.
The average length and circumference of a penis is about 13 and 9 centimeters, respectively, according to the study.

 

 

Mwanaume Ajifanya Mwanamke Ili Apate Kazi Dar

 Kutoka Facebook

 
LAHAULA UMEISIKIA HII??? Katika hali isiyo ya kawaida kijana mmoja mwenye jina la Naftaeli Mbowe ameibua mapya jijini Daresalam. Kijana huyu ambaye ni graduate wa sociology katika moja ya vyuo hapa nchini alimaliza chuo mwaka 2011 na kufaulu vizuri sana. Kutokana na maisha ya kuiga akiwa chuoni alijitumbukiza kwenye siasa na kujidai ni mwanaharakati wa chadema hivyo kutokana na uwezo wake darasani aliweza kujenga hoja zilizomfanya akajulikana na uongozi wa juu wa CDM.

Alipomaliza chuo kijana huyu alichukuliwa na viongozi hawa wa ufipani kwa ahadi kuwa aendelee kukisaidia chama ambapo alipangwa kwenye department ya matusi mtandaoni kwa ujira wa kulipiwa chumba jijini daresalam na kulipwa shilingi laki moja kama posho ya mwezi. Chakula na vinywaji walikuwa wanapata kwenye getho walilopangiwa mtaa wa kimara Bucha. Kijana huyu amekuwa akifanya kazi hiyo kwa muda mrefu na yupo humu humu kundini kwa jina bandia. Kutokana na chama kufilisika siku za hivi karibuni kwa kuendekeza kesi za kupinga kila jambo la serikali na safari za viongozi zisizokuwa na tija vijana hawa walitelekezwa.

Kijana huyu toka mwaka 2013 amekuwa akisota mtaani bila mafanikio yoyote ndipo alipoamua kujibadilisha jinsia kwa kuvaa nguo za kike na kusuka rasta ili aombe kazi za uhasegirl na azma yake hii ilitimia. Aliajiriwa na mama mmoja asiyekuwa na mume maeneo ya ubungo msewe na hakuweza kumshtukia kwa muda wa miezi miwili kwani aliishi kwa umakini mkubwa sana. Juzi ijumaa limemtokea la kumtokea baada ya mtoto wa kiume wa mwenye nyumba kwenda kumpiga chabo akioga ili afaidi kuona maumbile ya beki tatu huyo.

Alishangazwa na alichokiona ikabidi amkasirikie mama yake sana kwa kumleta mwanamme ndani ya nyumba yao huku akisingizia ni mwanamke. Gadhabu zilimpanda zaidi kwa kuwa njemba hilo lilikuwa likilala na dada yake ndipo njama za kumuumbua bila mama yake kujua ziliposukwa.Alipotumwa sokoni mtoto wa mama wa kazi ambaye ni wa kiume aliamua kufuatilia nyuma ili kumuumbua, huku akiwa na wenzanke walimsimamisha na kumshushia kipigo cha maana ndipo alipoelezea kisa kizima.

Vijana wa chadema mliopo kwenye magetho mbali mbali okokeni sasa njooni ccm. mtaumbuka mjini hapa.

Simu Za Mkononi Zinaua Mbegu za Kiume!

Haya nyie wanaume sikilizeni! Msiweke simu zenu mfukoni karibu na nyeti zenu, kumbe zile 'rays' zake zinaua mbegu (shahawa)!   Wataalamu walifanya utafiti ilikugundua sababu ya wanaume wengi kushindwa kumtia mimba mwanamke. Oh hoooooo!  Kumbe chanzo ni hizi simu za kisasa.

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Mashoga wa Kike Waambukizana UKIMWI

Wadau, hii mpya! Kwa kawaida ni wasenge, mashoga wa kiume wanaoambukizana virusi vya UKIMWI (HIV/AIDS) kwa vile wanapenda mchezo wa kufirana. Sasa leo kuna habari shoga wa kike amemwambukiza shoga mwenzake kwa kupenda mchezo wa kutumia  sex toy (mboo bandia)!  Walisema kuwa walikuwa wanafanya mabo yao hata wakati wakiwa kwenye siku zao! Jamani, damu si ndo ina virusi!  Hii kali!  Walikuwa wanasema kuwa wanawake wakifanya ngono wenyewe kwa wenyewe yaani ushoga hawawezi kuambukizana! Kumbe

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 Kutoka Yahoo.com

Washington (AFP) - A rare case of suspected HIV transmission from one woman to another was reported Thursday by US health authorities.

The 46-year-old woman "likely acquired" human immunodeficiency virus while in a monogamous relationship with an HIV-positive female partner in Texas, said the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The woman, whose name was not released, had engaged in heterosexual relationships in the past, but not in the 10 years prior to her HIV infection.

Her HIV-positive partner, a 43-year-old woman who first tested positive in 2008, was her only sexual partner in the six months leading up to the test that came back positive for HIV.

She did not report any other risk factors for acquiring the virus that causes AIDS, such as injection drug use, organ transplant, tattoos, acupuncture or unprotected sex with multiple partners.

The strain of HIV with which she was infected was a 98 percent genetic match to her partner's, said the CDC in its weekly report.

Authorities first learned of the case in August 2012 from the Houston Department of Health.

The couple said they had not received any counseling about safe sex practices, and reported that they routinely had sex without barrier methods.

"They described their sexual contact as at times rough to the point of inducing bleeding in either woman," said the CDC report.

"They also reported having unprotected sexual contact during the menses of either partner."
The partner who was infected since 2008 had been prescribed antiretroviral drugs in 2009 but stopped taking them in November 2010, and was lost to follow up in January 2011.

The CDC warned that although such cases are rare, "female-to-female transmission is possible because HIV can be found in vaginal fluid and menstrual blood."

People with HIV should be under the care of a doctor and take their prescribed medicines to keep their viral load down and reduce the risk of infecting a partner, the CDC said.

Very few cases of this kind have been documented, and confirmation "has been difficult because other risk factors almost always are present or cannot be ruled out," said the report.

One survey of 960,000 female blood donors found 144 who tested positive for HIV and were therefore blocked from donating.

Of 106 of those women who agreed to interviews, none described female-to-female sexual contact as their only risk factor.

The CDC also described one case of a woman in the Philippines who tested positive for HIV and said she had sex only with women and did not inject drugs, though no source of infection could be confirmed.

One other case is known of a 20-year-old woman who was diagnosed with HIV after a two-year monogamous relationship with a female partner who was HIV positive. While both women had the same drug-resistant HIV mutations, no tests were done to identify if their HIV strains were a genetic match.

Makufuli ya Mboo - Si Utani

Wakina mama watafurahia hizo makufuli ya mboo.  Ambaye atazaiingiza barani Afrika atatajrika. Ume unafungwa, na mwanamke/mpenzi wako anakaa na ufunguo! Hivyo unapata ruksa kufanya mambo ukifunguliwa!  Dume ataweza kujisaidia haja ndogo, lakini ngono hapana mpaka afunguliwe. Mambo si ndo hayo!

Dada atamwambia mchumba wake, "Kama kweli unanipenda kweli basi utavaa huo kufuli!'  Mke atamlazimisha mume wake avae akiwa safarini. Mwanamke anayejua mume/mpenzi wake nyege mwasho atahakikisha huo ume anafaidi yeye tu!

Makufuli ya Mboo Oyee!

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 Kusoma habari kamili BOFYA HAPA:

Afariki Baada ya Kuchomwa Sindano ya Kufanya Ume Uwe Mkubwa!

Huko New Jersey,  kijana wa miaka 22 amefariki dunia baada ya kuchomwa sindano ya 'silicone' kwenye ume wake (mboo)! Eti alitaka iwe kubwa zaidi! Jamani!  Hivi nyie wanaume hamridhiki na kile Mungu alichowapa?

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NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - A New Jersey woman who police say injected a man's penis with silicone, resulting in his death, has been charged with manslaughter.

  The Essex County prosecutor's office says 34-year-old Kasia Rivera gave 22-year-old Justin Street the injection on May 5. Such injections often are used to enlarge body parts, such as the buttocks.

   Street died the day after his injection. His death was ruled a homicide following an investigation and a medical examiner's determination he died of a silicone embolism.

   Rivera also faces charges for the unauthorized practice of medicine. She was arrested Friday and is being held on $75,000 bail. It's unclear if she has a lawyer. No telephone listing could be found for her home in East Orange.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/108693/woman-charged-in-penis-silicone-injection-death