Shocking, growing number of Millennial's Not Sure The Earth Is Round!

What are progressive schools teaching Millennial's?  Apparently a growing number of so-called enlightened young adults are not sure the Earth is round.  A recent survey revealed these startling results:  Seventy-six percent of adults age 25-34 say they’ve always believed the Earth is round, compared to 82 percent of ages 35-44, 85 percent of ages 45-54, and 94 percent of adults 55 and over.  These stats are quite shocking when the term "Flat Earthers" is so loosely tossed by millennial's at those who dare disagree with their positions.  But then I suppose we should expect this from millennial's who have been taught to reject almost all traditional values and beliefs.  And lets not forget that those historical idiots who first advanced the round earth theory were almost all members of the world's most hated group---WHITE MEN!

BFF (Best F***ing Friend) of Millennials

Bet you can't find a millennial that's not clued to his electronic BFF, his smart phone.  A friend that never lets him down unless separated from that all important power port for too long.  A port that's powered by that awful fossil fuel, coal in most cases.  This device is also fitted with an all important camera---something the narcissistic youth of today cannot do without.  After all what self-respecting youthful Bernie Sander's supporter could live without that 'selfie'---the image that shows their friends just how important they are.  Oh, and let's we forget, this constant companion in the vast majority of cases, is paid for by loving parents who gladly pay that often absorbent cost of that miraculous wonder of science in hope their beloved child will be so thoughtful as to give them a least one call each month.    

Chicago Millennials shout fire in the Theater during a showing of "Let's make America Great Again"

Chicago millennials shout fire in the theater during a showing of Donald Trump's "Let's make America Great Again!"  As thousands gathered to watch the Oscar winning film "Lets Make America Great Again" millennial hordes swarmed the Red Carpet event over-running police lines.  When asked about this film's premiere, the producers were quick to point out that despite this temporary setback, this film will be shown at thousands of theaters across the United States.  

Free College for Millennials so workers can pay higher taxes

The American worker needs to wake up and realize they must work harder and pay higher taxes so that our young millennials can continue their indoctrination at our Institutions of Lower Learning and bacchanalian life style for free!  

Millennial Democratic Socialist at Sanders Rally

Never stoop so low as to ask a Millennial Democratic Socialist what he should do for his country, just be nice and ask him what his country should do for him!  And never, never suggest that if he wants free college tuition he should join the military.  Absolutely nothing could be more insulting.

The Millennials learn there is no "Free Stuff" (there is no Obama Claus)

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FINALLY MANY OF THE SO-CALLED MILLENNIALS ARE LEARNING A HARD TRUTH---THERE IS NO FREE STUFF AND CERTAINLY NO OBAMA CLAUS.  MOST WHO SUPPORTED THE ACA ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED TO FIND THEY WILL BE THE ONE PICKING UP THE TAB TO PAY FOR THE OLDER PEOPLE'S HEALTHCARE.  BUT THEN HONESTLY, THAT'S ONLY FITTING IN THAT THE OLDER FOLKS HAVE BEEN TAKING CARE OF THEM FOR ALL THEIR YEARS.  AS THE OLD SAYING GOES, "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND"!  JUST THE WAY IT IS KIDS.  WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!  CARTOON BY GLENN McCOY