IN A GRAND ACT OF BIPARTISANSHIP THE U.S. HOUSE HAS JUST VOTED 398-1 TO BAN THE WORD "LUNATIC" FROM FEDERAL LAW. THEREBY CONFIRMING THAT OVER 99% OF ITS MEMBERS ARE INDEED "LUNATICS". THE ONE VOTE AGAINST THIS LUNACY WAS CAST BY REP. LOUIE GOHMENT (R-TX), THEREBY PROVING HIMSELF TO BE THE ONLY SANE MAN IN THE HOUSE.
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