Wait for another shoe to drop

President Barack Obama's administration is stressing out knowledgeable Americans
when you consider the clumsiness of his operational skills. It's like putting him in the
cockpit of a sophisticated fighter jet when all the previous experiences he had was
running a lawn mower.

I don't know where to begin, because he and his chosen cabinet and staff have made
too many gaffs to list or remember.

Backing green energy financial failures like bankrupt Solyndra. The blunder of arms deals
 known as "Fast and Furious." Untethered NSA (National Security Agency).

Illegal targeting conservative organizations and companies to deny them tax exemptions.
Stonewalling the attempt to get answers about mishandling the Benghazi tragedy, or the
where about of lead principals of responsibility...the President and Secretary of State.
A five year pending promise to fix the problems with the Veterans Administration.
The legal prison break of 36000 illegal criminal immigrants by Obama's Department of
Homeland Security, to direct Immigration and Customs Enforcement to open the gates.
Obama's benevolence toward the Muslim Brotherhood.

And playing second banana to Vladimir Putin on the world stage.

Some of the above might not have happened, or occurring to a lesser degree, if the President
wasn't so detached, and exert so much effort and resources on his "Affordable Care Act."
It was put together by politicos who dismantled the medical profession in order to overhaul
it;  but it turns out they knew little about how to put it back into working order. Millions
 added to our over seventeen and a half trillion dollar debt have been wasted with cost
over-runs, by engaging foreign technologists in its chaotic implementation.

Wait for another shoe to drop is only a matter of time.

Postscript to the above:
No sooner ending my column when three more shoes were dropped.

Carelessly leaking the name of the CIA station chief in Kabul, Afghanistan. Bypassing
Congress and required 30 day notification law, releasing five of the most notorious
terrorists from Guantanamo, in a swap to free alleged deserter Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl.

By George Giftos

THE HOMICIDE OF TRADITION

The emergence of vitriolic radical liberalism has created uncivil, hostile reaction toward legitimate disagreements.
To mute anyone in opposition against them, their ploy is to accuse them of racism.

Many prominent members of their ilk are the real racists, because they choose to divide instead of unite, to promote
their ideology with the scent of socialism. In 2008 and 2012, without the white vote, Barack Obama could not be elected;
yet their argument is, he is losing favorability because of the color of his skin. It is not the color, it's the ply. He
is too thin skinned to accept criticism and his followers instinctively circle the wagons to protect his many weaknesses
and blunders. Among his critics are many prominent black conservatives of distinction. Are they to be labeled racists?

Standing in the way of implementing his and their agendas is tradition. It must be destroyed to move ahead. The
methods are visible in the form of legalizing marijuana, same sex marriage, invading individuals privacy, giving
in to foreign influence by following instead of leading, using the IRS against conservative enterprise, recognizing
undisciplined, pervasive, unattractive lifestyle individuals as friends of Barack and his administration who infringe
on the rights of others, using political correctness.

Through his illustrations, Norman Rockwell portrayed Traditional America with warmth of family and the perseverance
of the less fortunate to become a part of the American dream they knew can come with honest labor. Being a traditionalist
I partook in the opportunities that my country offered, up to my capabilities and ambition. It was up to me how much
I was willing to give that governed the heights I could reach. I could have exerted more effort to reach beyond my
present state. The responsibility was mine and not somebody else or the state to provide me with the style I would
have liked.

Tradition is the foundation of conservatism. To be a conservative means, you want to conserve the things our forefathers
fought for. Decency, tolerance, respect, morality, a father, mother family, Judeo-Christian values that transcends
into other legitimate, peaceful religions.

Copying Norman Rockwell, their version would depict a different portrait of America, lacking in the warmth of family
and the perseverance of the down trodden. Instead it will look like a page out of People Magazine, Starbucks, porn
movies passing as artistic endeavor, immodest freaks called celebrities, dirt bag athletes offered as role models,
fatherless households, teenage pregnancies, and the same sex marriage mockery. These are the hues in the liberal
picture.

Not all the blame can be laid on the President's door step. We are in an era of Tech Toys. There are miraculous
happenings in the technological world when used properly, but dangerous when improperly used, in the hands of morons.

Fourteen presidents were real time during my life span, so what I say has backing in offering my assessment of Barack
Obama and his administration. It is incompetency, deceit, blundering and hypocrisy. The media's evaluation differs
from mine, because their bias is part of the problem. Too many in the media with positions to air opinion, are products
of the sixties when nontraditional became fashionable and normal, and the nation's morals started to decline and decay.

I'm witnessing the President's favorability numbers plummeting and wonder why it took five years for academia, media
pundits and others so enamored with him to realize how unfit he is for the office. People like me, whom publishers,
editors, programmers and other so called experts in their tight knit club are ignored because, for them we don't
posses the right credentials they think is criteria for credibility.

Conservative article from George Giftos

FREEDOM

If we don't accept responsibility for our freedoms and not discipline libertarian
tendencies,we the people will no longer be a government of the people.

Questions about our freedoms and security has arisen because the present
administration and its leader cannot be trusted. It has been proven by their
handling of the economy, the chaos in their meddling of health care, the divide
of classes and rise of racism under their watch; deterioration of our prestige
throughout the world and scandal ridden happenings. The NSA is under scrutiny
because of suspicion in how it is used.

Disrespect in utilizing freedom was the demise of great empires, collapsing
from within and laying prey to hostile, adversaries waiting to take their
place in history's cycles.

It is human nature to become complacent and take things for granted, thinking
as is will never end. Anything worth while saving needs maintenance.

To keep the nation safe it is necessary to have a sort of NSA, but with strict
over-sight from none political sources. Here is where responsibility and
discipline kick in, because prevention of subversity against the state supersedes
total privacy of the individual. Complete privacy is not one of the freedom in our
Constitution when it becomes a danger to our survival.

It is a menacing world that at times demands compromise in order to preserve
the complete picture of the idea of America.

Anyone abusing this preservation by miss using our options must be dealt with
severely, as well as those exposing our security to our adversaries under pretext
of doing service

George Giftos

POLITICAL CARTOONS

Hat to George Giftos, a Real Patriot!

Hang your hat on another scandal

Taking time out from his visit to Goree Island, Senegal,

where Islamic Arab slave traders boarded human flesh in

slave houses, until they could be loaded in chains on slave

ships, to be shipped out to America and the Caribbean from

1593, President Obama took time out during the phony

business trip to Africa, to defray his one hundred million

dollar vacation, to comment on Edward Snowden. 

He said he won't be scrambling military jets for a 29 

year old hacker!

We shouldn't expect him to do so if he didn't to save four

American lives in Benghazi.....or am I wrong?

The President never does what he should, but always does

what he shouldn't!

Conservative commentary by George Giftos

Get the picture?

We know what makes a clock tick, but it's a mystery to know what makes some
people tick. What we thought freakish in the past is now considered the norm.
There was always the Walmart type of poor taste, dim intelligence, and gaud is
beautiful, and in some cases caused by poverty, creating the I don't give a
mouse's rear end about what you think of looks and behavior.

As a case in point, before the airlines picked our pockets; when they offered in
cabin service and comfort, it was a special occasion to fly. Women wore Sunday
dresses with white gloves and men wore suit jackets. Boarding passengers today
is a freak show. Watching them walk the aisle, looking for their assigned seat;
males with five o'clock shadow in baggy cargo shorts worn close to the plumber's
crack with tank tops and five pound gold chains around their neck, while females
don cheek showing pants, two sizes too small, with skimpy tops to show off spider
web ink on their neck, and blue chain links around biceps, lugging baggage that
would give a longshoreman a hernia, trying to defy the law of physics by stuffing
their over sized bags in a smaller overhead compartment, with ear buds dangling
from their ears, not to miss a beat from the latest rapper not in jail.

Yes, I guess you can equate the check in counter at the airport with the checkout
line at Walmart.

Civility has fallen by the wayside when we see freedom has a dark side without its
responsibility. It's the price we pay with the advancement of technology. Anything
not used properly can be lethal physically and mentally.....e.i. texting and cell
phone calls while driving, computer chips invading our privacy. In the hands of
the unscrupulous, the ignorant, the self interest and greedy manifests adversity
with collateral effect, contaminating family values, traditional marriage,
altruism and decency.

Where the symbols of benevolence, fellowship, humanism in legitimate religions
are now being frowned upon, they are being replaced with drugs, big government,
political correctness, pornography and profanity.

How nice it would be if life was a black board, where you can see everything before
you and pick up an eraser and wipe out all the mistakes and start all over again.
But alas, as history has shown, our vanity dooms us to repeat our mistakes and
choose leaders mirroring the depravity of those responsible for changing our culture
and working to altering the Constitution to accommodate their warped world.

Conservative article from George Giftos

The President's Two Left Feet

Our two party system is like a pair of shoes. There is a left and there
is a right. For government to move ahead, as with shoes, it is important
the fit is right to prevent blisters; but all too many times that's
sacrificed for looks, causing missteps.

The present administration sold us a pair of shoes solely on fancy design
of false promise and free stuff, but they hurt because they only fit
left feet.

The shoe store manager is Obama and his stock room is stocked with
styles like Obamacare, food stamps. free cell phones, unsecured borders,
Benghazi cover up, fast and furious, IRS tax scandal, freedom of the
press first amendment right violations, hanky-panky foreign service
sex shenanigans and who knows what else will be discovered in yet
unopened boxes, that has the country walking on sore feet



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Not even close to the BUSH League

Barack Obama's 'fouls' are coming home to roost!


This inexperienced minor leaguer thought he could play in the big leagues

and hit them out of the ball park, but he hasn't even been able to get even

one single. The umpire is the Media in the political game, giving him

walks, because it doesn't know where the strike zone is.


Aside from the numerous current scandals, his invest in America schemes

have all been failures, pouring money into cockamamie investments as stupid

as trying to find a cure for natural causes.


His collective obamazombies are manning the oars to the cadence of the

talking point drummers, through the murky socialist waters, on his galley of

promises, hoping to distribute additional free handouts.


Planning to launch more vessels for his change the face of America voyage,

he wants to recruit more zombies to crew the new ships he plans to launch

through immigration reform, because the wind is shifting, and it's being knocked

out of his sails.


Conservative commentary from George Giftos

Sgt. Schultz

First there was "Operation Fast and Furious," when the ATF, Justice department and
other agencies who might have had a hand in it, was responsible for the murders of
border patrol agent Brian Terry and U.S. immigration agent Jaimi Zapata, because of
a gun smuggling operation gone sour.

Then there was the terrorist attack on our consulate in Benghazi that killed Ambassador
Christopher Stevens, security personnel Sean Smith and Tyrone Woods and former navy
seal Glen Doherty, victims of the administration ignoring their call for more security and
help. As the attack was going down, President Obama devoted a fifteen minute conversa-
tion with defense secretary Leon Panetta before heading off to Las Vegas for a fund raiser,
with no follow up.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was AWOL and nobody knew where she was. Nobody
seems to know who sent out U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice to all the Sunday morning talk
shows, to blame Mark Basseley Youssef's amateur film, "Innocence of Muslims" for a mob
attack on the consulate.

At a congressional hearing to get answers for this screw-up, Hillary's remark about the four
dead Americans was, "What difference does it make at this point?" In other words, we're
shutting the barn now, why keep beating a dead horse?

The Obama administration's latest screw up, to put fear in the public, is what the consequences
of sequestration will have on the budget by having the Department of Homeland Security release
thousands of criminal illegals under federal custody. Both the White House and DHS head Janet
Napolitano deny they gave the order or knew about the release.. It certainly wasn't the governor
of Arizona, Janice Brewer.

Who is responsible for all this irresponsibility? There seems to be a lot of Sergeant Schultz
staffers in Obama's key positions, "I KNOW NOTHING, I HEAR OR SEE NOTHING!"

Does anyone in this administration know anything?

Without trying to sound redundant, the Obama government has to be the most disingenuous and
dishonest one in our life time, that we are destine endure for the next four years, and its re-
percussion far into the future.

Conservative commentary by George Giftos

Impeachment

On January 21st there was grounds for the House of Representatives to
start proceedings for the impeachment of Barack Hussein Obama from the
office of president. At that time, the president raised his right hand, with
left hand on the bible, and swore to uphold the Constitution of the United
States of America. This is an act of perjury, because he has ho intention
of honoring this oath.

Issuing a profusion of executive orders to bypass congress is to be considered
misconduct of his presidential powers.

The mainstream media has his back, slanting fact to sway public opinion, so it
will be difficult to get a lawful conclusion, unless we the people intervene and
shoot down the media bias. Lessons can be learned from history and the
propaganda machine used to bring tyrants into power, who prevent government
of the people, by the people and for the people.

Start stocking up on 'Chap Lip' because you can kiss your freedoms good by.
If impeachment doesn't work, maybe a federal court can nail him on the perjury
charge and have him cool his heels in a federal prison for the next four years.

Conservative commentary by George Giftos

Is the Sky Really Blue?

When water is continually being pump out of a well, the well will dry up, unless a miracle springs up new water out of the ground to refill it, or if it is stolen from a neighbor, by channeling water out of his well. Barack Obama's nanny state is draining the treasury well, and borrowing money from China to restock it is not the miracle, but a hazardous ploy of grave consequences, adding up to sixteen trillion dollars.

Channeling by redistribution from your neighbors' wells will bring on a national drought, unless measures are taken to curtail the careless consumption of our revenue resources.

What I just stated was summed up in a nut shell by former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher when she said, " The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money!"

Governor Mitt Romney was not entirely wrong about the non income tax payers. His 47% reference may not have been accurate in its entirety, but whatever the percentage, the portion he speaks of does have a big impact on the economy and anti feelings against him, because he dares to challenge those of their qualifications to sponge off government dole.

Unrelated commentary of pre second presidential debate stated, the President and first lady Michelle were going to dine on steak and potatoes that evening. My question to the twenty-three million unemployed Americans is, "What did you have for supper on that evening?"

The presidential debates have reveal the bias of mainstream media by their moderation and choice of questions in the town hall format. They paint President Obama as a great orator; but without teleprompters, his rhetoric is that of a stammering fool, with an annoying delivery. While Governor Romney has the phrasing, in music parlance, and sounding very presidential. Left wing pundits and yellow journalists want to convince us that what we see is not actually what we actually saw.

George Giftos

Last Ditch Resort

If President Obama had to rely only on intelligent, hard working, responsible individuals for his re-election, he would lose. Why you often see him on David Letterman, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart and The View, is to solicit the votes of the many idiots and morons who watch these shows.
They are easily manipulated and those types are often seen being inter- viewed by the shows mentioned above, clueless about current issues and unable to identify their elected officials when shown a photograph of them, but able to identify anyone on MTV, Dancing with the Stars and music award shows. Many can't even point out our country on a map.

This is Obama's future America of imbeciles, caring more about contraception devices, aborting their mistakes, getting something for nothing and screwing up tradition, especially same sex marriage, when they don't believe in marriage for themselves. The young misguided, feminist liberated woman wants the right to choose, but most of their choices are bad and they want the tax payer saddled with paying for their mistakes in the fictitious war against women. A real woman is too busy eking out a living or raising a family to participate in their nonsense.

President Obama's four years in office were padded with lies and he's run out of them. He needs his zombies and gimmicks to hood- wink the uninformed to give him another four years of the same. The mainstream media is his, abetting this endeavor.

George Giftos

What do I know?

When I was a youngster, I loved surprises. Now in my senior years, I find surprises very stressful. Especially when there's a bill in my mail box from my doctor, after having met my payment obligation via my HMO, because what once was included in Medicare, no longer is.

Is everyone aware of the significance of seven hundred sixteen billion dollars? That's the amount President Obama skimmed off Medicare to finance his budget busting health plan, known as ObamaCare. Some services are no longer provided under Medicare HMO providers, because the money is no longer there, so it can enable ObamaCare to cover those who are not qualified to reach any kind of criteria, including other than American citizens.

Because the President's first two years was concentrated on passing this budget busting health plan; everything else vital to the rest of the economy has suffered.

Adding to the astronomical debt in order to garner votes, is wanting to finance and protect the indiscretions of irresponsible bird brain co-eds.

There is a correlation between the deterioration of buying power. It's the President's policies that have caused a domino effect on lower income, job loss, higher food and gas prices, soaring health care premiums, bankruptcies, foreclosures, etc. President Obama's strategy is to instigate class, gender and racial divide. It has been a proven factor for tyrants to maintain power.

Without concrete plans, or defense of his administration's, ineffective policies, to counter Governor Mitt Romney's spelled out agenda at the October 3rd debate, it appeared that if the President had a tail, it would have been between his legs. Contrary to liberal denial, lowering taxes will create jobs and with more people working, more spending will occur, creating consumer, not government stimulus, increasing revenue. Not to mention, with more people off unemployment payoffs and food stamps, millions of dollars will be saved. But, what do I know? I'm too busy living life, not like government Ph.D. task forces just studying it!

Conservative commentary by George Giftos

Do You Feel The Draft?

While William Jefferson Clinton was known as the "Blow Job In-chief" of the Oval Office, Barack Hussein Obama is the blow job in chief of the golf links.

He has blown the economy. He has blown our prestige around the world. He has blown individual enterprise. He has blown small business incentive. He has blown the housing market. He has blown the budget. Her has blown our foreign policy. He has blown private sector labor. He has blown health care. He has blown international respect. He blew it in his promise to close Guantanamo and he blew it on the first presidential debate.

Unlike Willie, he's taken it one step further by screwing America and our Judeo/Christian heritage, the fiber of our Constitution and traditions, which he means to destroy and replace with his world vision of equality by sparking a class war; distributing the wealth of the productive and spreading it to the non-contributors of society.

His blow jobs are more then a breeze, reaching hurricane force!

Conservative commentary form George Giftos

Fraternity House

President Obama is hitting the college circuit and making the late night comedy shows in order to reach the young voters, whose immaturity is ripe for the picking, from the influences of radical professors and outrageous entertainers; their source of political information.

If you don't appear to be cool, you will never reach them, so our president, in desperation, is taking that route to detract from his failures. A pitcher who should have been taken out in the first inning.

Although the lyric of an old song has nothing to do with my following dissertation, its title does, " I Know What It Is to Young, But You Don't Know What It Is To Be Old!" Young people don't know or will ever admit they are immature. The period of going through experimentation and vulnerability from radical sources. Especially in higher education from teachers an professors left- over from the Woodstock era.

It's cool to rebel against the system. It's part of growing pains; but if you don't grow out of it, too many end up wrapping them- selves, with a car load of friends, around a tree, or in rehab, or a hospital or the morgue. They are the ones President Obama hopes to dazzle with his charm being Mr. Cool while he hippity-hops on to the podium and hippity-hops down the stairs when deplaning Air Force One, looking like a light weight pug, hippity-hopping down the arena aisle to the ring.

Mr. Cool won't lower their tuition, nor keep their gas tanks full, or find them a decent job after graduation, or make it possible to leave the nest and afford to be on their own.

Will it be only a matter of time before you see him wearing a Che Rivera tee shirt?

Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, Harry Truman and Dwight Eisenhower didn't leave their mark on the nation by being cool, although Ronald Reagan did by being a different kind of cool. Mahmud Ahmadinejad, Bashar al-Assad, Kim Jong Il, Wen Jiabao, Vladimir Putin and the U.N. don't give a rat's ass whether the president is cool or not when they are screwing us!

I have a message for the young who are holding our future. If you want to do something really cool, ice his chance for another four years on November 6th and help write his political obituary. It will put an end to the perpetual vacation he's been on and the access to the taxpayers' ATM.

The White House is not a sorority or fraternity house!

Conservative commentary by George Giftos

Leader Liar Launches

Today's ( May 5, 2012) news is very confusing. It is reported President Obama is formally launching his re-election cam- paign. Isn't it redundant, when I thought listening to his endless media exposure, he launched it the day after he was sworn in in 2009.

Mr. Obama has to use teleprompters because his memory isn't that sharp to speak extemporaneously. It becomes evident when comparing the scads of contradictions in his rhetoric of more than three years. Being a liar requires a good memory. Pick any promise he made and compare it to reality. The truth makes no difference to his lemmings, because they are attracted to phonies, like his Hollywood friends.

Conservative Commentary by George Giftos

Don't Move the Rock, There are Snakes Under It

The liberal machine is at work trying to make Republicans
and Conservatives appear heartless and out of the loop.
The Fluke fiasco which her backers claim wrongfully, people
with moral fiber hate women. Also, because they are against the
mandate for another free entitlement.

The argument has nothing to do with women's health or rights
and everything to do with separation of church from state.
As long as it's a liberal cause, it's OK with the ACLU!

In the few cases where health might be involved, contraception
products are readily available, free or at minimal cost.
It was disgusting to witness our President phone his Obamacare
shill, immediately after her put up appearance before Congress,
to praise this over sexed law student, Sandra Fluke for her
testimony and adding, how proud he'd be if his own daughters
emulated her.

The latest one to join this chorus of misguided feminists is
Hillary Clinton, appearing very matronly these days, with
the austere lib look. Real women avoid being associated with
feminist causes that reek with hypocrisies.

The so called liberated woman professes, it's her body and she
knows best how to care for it! Have you been in a Walmart lately?

I rest my case!

By George Giftos

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Define Crazy

I conclude radical Islamists are insane. Murder is not a
rational act. You have to believe the average jihadist's
intelligence is 20% below a moron's I.Q., when they
believe that by forfeiting their life performing evil will
give them 72 virgins in heaven can't possibly be all there
upstairs.

This has to be considered when dealing with terrorism. A
term the present administration refuses to recognize. They
prefer to view them as abused, misunderstood, suppressed
people with legitimate grievance.

Have you ever tried dealing with an irrational moron? It's
impossible! I've heard, "never argue with an ignorant
person, because you can never win!" This is why negotiating
with rogue middle east tyrants is futile.

We cannot afford to have another Neville Chamberlain like in
our President.

By George Giftos
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Potty training the President

When Barack Obama took office, it happened because he duped the vulnerable
by claiming he had the answer for everything. With his oratorical skills he was
able to mesmerize the gullible.
We now know it is his only skill!

On the job training hasn't cut it. It's like trying to teach your two year old potty
training and tying a shoe lace. The mess and stink is memorable and the tightly
knotted laces impossible to undo.

I don't know how many future administrations it will require to clean up Obama's
stinking mess and untie costly commitments attributed to the ineptness of the
arrogant, egotistical, braggart in office at the present time.

I respect the office of the presidency, but this leaves me open to criticism for being disrespectful to the man, and it's because he has no respect for the office.

On a recent TV interview he boasted he deserves another four years because
of his accomplishments; 16 trillion dollar debt and growing, the collapse of the real estate market, antagonizing Catholics and other Christians, blocking all attempts to curb our dependency of foreign oil, causing sky-rocketing gas prices and backing his election contributing greenie cronies on speculating schemes with taxpayer money, and insulting Israel to name a few.......four more years?
I don't think so!!!!!

By George Giftos
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IS BIRTH CONTAGIOUS?

I never realized pregnancy is a disease.
It must be, according to the President.
Apparently contraception is the preventative method and
the day after pill is a treatment, while abortion is the cure,
putting it in his perspective.

If I am assumed to be wrong, how come this new plan comes under
health insurance? I thought health insurance is supposed to defray
medical treatment when you are seriously ill.

The President assures us his plan will not cost the taxpayer a
anything. He said he will make the insurance companies absorb the
cost and distribute the above services for free. Really?
When the bottom line of any company suffers, the cost of
doing business with them comes with an increase in prices.

That's a fact!

President Obama has many different hidden taxes....'a rose by
any other name is still a rose.'
Speaking about money, the word 'free' should be struck out of
any monetary reference, because nothing is ever free! There
is always somebody who has to pay.

This administration has given the poor a distorted sense of
values, based on wealth distribution and entitlement.
Also, based on the damage President Obama is creating in the
community of religion, he lends credence to suspicions of him being
a pseudo Christian with radical Islamic leaning because, Christians
and other legitimate religions deem life sacred, where as radical
Islam does not. Neither does he or his proposals.

Not only is he antagonizing Christian tenets, he is instigating class conflict,
hoping it will gain him four more years, to finish the changes and destruction
of the America our founders envisioned, and the hope and dreams it fulfilled
for our legally immigrated ancestors.

By George Giftos
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STIMULUS CHECK

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again may receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:


Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


Q.. Where will the government get this money?

A. From taxpayers.


Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

A. Only a smidgen of it.


Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?

A. Shut up.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


Instead, keep the money in America by:


1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.


(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help


Hat Tip to George Giftos writer of Faulty Material