Stuff old people like: Whale pants

Old people like whale pants. Check out this octogenarian back in the day:



Stylin' and profilin'



Maybe the young people will get into it if we sexy it up a little?



Does this work for you?

I guess it doesn't have to be whales. Crabs would work too.

Buy them Here. Or if you find them cheaper elsewhere, holla at yo' boy.

Old man booze

I can't really afford whale pants, but I'm thinking that this summer I should try dressing like an old man. That means tucking my sleeveless button down shirts into my slacks, keeping them hitched up with suspenders, and wearing a wide brimmed fedora. I wonder if people would think that I am a senior? That would be great, because I would get the senior prices at Denny's. Take that, whippersnapper!