Can anyone tell me what they do for a living?

If only humans were as cute as Mickey. These come close.

Here's someone below who has so many things wrong with him that it's hard to make it look like him. Imagine being this f-cked-up and still having girls toss their underpants at you.

Here he is again. I did this one for a science textbook about evolution. They needed a depiction of the missing link.
Don't forget-if you want me to draw your perfect head, or something else...write me at Cartoonmister@aol.com
Orders are pouring in!
(it costs money-but it's a good deal)