Giddy up, giddy up 409...

I’m not really sure what this new thing I just assembled is supposed to be. It looks like some sort of paramilitary-all-terrain-Mars-roving-Cadillac-land speeder. This thing looks so cool I just may have to start driving it around town instead of the P.T. Cruiser.

It has a cup holder in the tray up front so I’m guessing the mother pushes me around in this when I get tired from holding the baby? Or is she supposed to push me around in this while I’m holding the baby? Man oh man this is going to be so sweet.

Check out the basket doodad underneath the seat. Tell me that’s not the perfect size for an Igloo cooler and a six pack of the amber colored cold ones? If I’m any judge of storage space I think there’s even room for a large bag of Doritos.

Wait until the ladies see me cruising around in this primo ride. Once I get the stereo system installed, and replace the stock rims with some spinners, this ride will be totally pimped.

D.N.R. eat your heart out!

Well, I’m awfully tired and I think it is time for me to head off to bed. I can hardly wait to wake the wife up tomorrow morning and have her take me out for the inaugural ride. Won’t she be so proud to be seen with her man riding around in this vehicle?

Labels: Coupe, cruising, Duece, vehicle