Ellen seems unaffected by the storm.

It’s been a couple of rough weeks and I’m not just talking about the weather. My Pregnant wife has been suffering from terrible back pains and neither one of us has been getting much sleep. So, I don’t know if it’s a lack of sleep that’s making me see things or if someone at my local television station has a very odd sense of humor.

Now, I don’t know what the weather has been like in your neck of the woods, but I’m a little worried about what might be coming to Ohio. Take a look at the weather map in the lower right hand side of the television screen. It appears as if some sort of masculine storm front is moving into the area. Judging from the erect nature of the system I’d guess it is accompanied by stiff winds.

If the phallic shape of the storm is any indication at all, I certainly do not wish to be caught outside during the flooding; after all it looks like it could be a real pisser. Yes, if this thing doesn’t ease up soon we could be in for a real pounding.

This is the kind of day you’ll probably want to put on your rubbers and a slicker before headed out of doors.

Sorry, I guess that was a bit of a stretch.

And that’s a look at the weather; now let’s get back to the news.

(Is there any way this could be related to global warming?)