November 11, 2006 (Post Election, Amerika)

Dear Diary

The man who operates the blog beneath us has been bringing my family food and bits of news about the outside world. He is very kind for letting us hide in his attic, but he is also very brave. If the Neocon storm troopers knew he was harboring Liberals he would be shot as a traitor.

Lately, the news has been confusing. The Allied-Democratic-Force-for-Freedom has been rumored to have dealt the Asses-of-Evil a severe setback in what has come to be known as The Battle of Election Hill.

The propaganda broadcasts’ of Herr Buchannan, Herr Falwell and Herr Limbaugh have been claiming a Republican victory. It is hard to tell if the reports are true, especially since everyone knows the A. M. radio and Fox Nuz are controlled by the Asses-Of-Evil. Personally, I don’t believe any of them after the attacks on Michael J. Fox. Everyone knows he is a heroic and brave member of the stem cell underground resistance.

I think the Democrats are coming to free us from the Republican oppression which has covered the political landscape of our country for many years. I have a dream that workers will return to work on Amerikan soil. There will be health care for all of the people and not just for the rich. I believe that milk and honey will feed all of God’s people, not just the fundamentalists’. I think a new dawn of hope is coming...

* Editors note: This is the final entry in the journal of Anne Dirk. Two days after this declaration of hope, her family was discovered in the attic hideout above the blog in which they had been living for two years. Anne, her family and the blog’s owner were executed in the village square as a warning to future voters.

Do not cry for Anne, I don’t think she’d have wanted our tears. (A smile upon your face would be a more fitting memorial.) As I have come to learn during the translation of her diaries, there is no victory here for the Republicans.

Yes, they shattered the physical vessel that carried the beautiful flower she was. They took her life, but they did not, yea they could not, extinguish her spirit. Anne lives on in the heart of us all. She has had the final word...

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