Anne Dirk’s Liberal Holocaust Museum and All Night Diner....

Once again, thank you all for showing up this morning. I won’t take up your time with a long winded speech; I know you’re all eager to help yourselves to the buffet inside. Let me say just a few things about Anne Dirk.

(1.) She lived her life like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to turn to when the rain set in.

(2.) I would have liked to know her, but she was just a kid.

(3.) Her candle burned out long before, her legend ever did.

And with that said, I hereby declare the Anne Dirk’s Liberal Holocaust Museum and All Night Diner officially open to the public. Enjoy the buffet and please feel free to post a memorial comment on the placards provided courtesy of the Ladies Liberal Auxiliary.

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