Showing posts with label Knock-Offs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Knock-Offs. Show all posts

Monday, October 11, 2021

2015 Super-Team Family: The Lost Issues: "1000th ISSUE SPECTACULAR!" featuring Martian Manhunter and Drax the Destroyer



In the long life of The Brave and the Bold / Marvel Two-in-One: The Lost Issues, Ross has surely reached a lot of numerical milestones by posting every weekday. #1000 has to be among the most memorable though, since in 2015 no American super-hero comics had made it to that many issues, far eclipsing the combined runs of the various team-up titles that inspired the project. Also, people still paid attention to blogs in 2015. For the occasion, Ross did a real tour de force post, including scan of childhood hand-drawn team-up comics, how-to tutorial, best of gallery, and more! This is clearly a lifelong passion project, as evidence by his still going another half-dozen years since.

Ross also produced a special 1000th edition speculative comic in the tradition of DC Comics' 100 Page Giants, offering seven different pairings involving Batman, Deadpool, The Thing, Firestorm, The Hulk, Black Lightning, Superman, Gladiator, Ant-Man, The Atom... The primary story involved the Avengers and JSA, but for the purposes of this blog, a (crudely) foregrounded a back-up with J'Onn J'Onzz and Drax titled "Riot on the Red Planet!"

I just noticed that I screwed-up last week's link for Tars Tarkas, but another entry in my short-lived Martian Knock-Offs series of posts was Drax the Destroyer. Even by 2011, the characters had diverged sharply, to the point where the similarities ended with broad physical characteristics. Certainly, no one who has seen Dave Bautista (and of course James Gunn's) portrayal of an obtuse, brutally violent, fairly misogynistic MCU anti-hero would confuse the character with the more empathetic and pensive live action Alien Atlas. That said, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has made Drax a full blooded alien mourning a deceased wife and child with deep wells of sadness detected by his psychic cohort Mantis, so in some ways they're even more alike today.

The images here were taken, I believe, from a Phil Jimenez two-page massive group spread from JLA Secret Files & Origins and a Ron Lim cover for Silver Sufer when Drax was still in his imbecilic Hulk phase. I was a huge Adam Warlock fan growing up, but unless Jim Starlin were to do the project, preferably in 1977, I doubt this would be my bad today.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

2014 “Zoo Crew JLA” fan art by Oobalaboo Lordwormm

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Just'a Lotta Animals were the anthropomorphized JLA of Earth-C-Minus, home of Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew. Their time was the early '80s, when J'Onn J'Onzz was still relatively obscure, but Scott Shaw included "The Martian Anteater" all the same. Lordwormm included him here, along with Zapanda, Rat Tornado, Stacked Canary and Green Sparrow, though I cropped some of them, so you'll have to embiggen for the lot. Also, you may recall the artist's fondness for super-pets.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Bloodwynd the Second Worst Leaguer Ever?



Well, another truncated Summer of Saturn is drawing to a close. I'd have liked to have gotten through to the synopsis for #7, but considering I was stuck on #2 for something like three years, I'm very pleased with the progress I did make over the past two months. I also have lots of major pieces 50-75% finished, like bios for Jogarr and Commander Synn, that will surely get pushed through next year.

Bloodwynd on the other hand has not been so lucky, still stalled out a few issues into his Justice League America run. I'm not a huge fan, but as a misguided bit of '90s window dressing, he has his notoriety. That was apparently enough for him to "earn" a second place ranking in Newsarama's 10 WORST Justice League Members of All Time countdown, though...
BLOODWYND
"Saddled with a name that suggested pandering to the Image Comics dynamic of the early 1990s -- no less an authority than Grant Morrison commented that "he does appear to have based his super identity on some alarming rectal trauma" in his Supergods book of last year -- and a confused debut that appears to have been based on the Martian Manhunter stealing his identity as the result of mind control and then being rescued by the Manhunter and Justice League from the very gem that gives him supernatural control over the dead, the fact that Bloodwynd made it into the League at all seems like a victory of sorts.

Sadly, it was a victory that was short-lived as the character placed himself on inactive duty after failing to help the team in a mission, further underscoring his odd (and never explained) tendency towards passivity, a trait that rarely makes for fan favorites. Outside of occasional cameos, he has remained in comic book limbo for more than a decade."
That wasn't actually Bloodwynd's story, but it's such a jumbled mess, the misrepresentation is forgivable. I think it was Rott presenting himself as Bloodwynd while possessing Martian Manhunter's body, but it could also be Bloodwynd believing he was himself while trapped in the Blood Gem buried in a shape-shifted Manhunter. I just broke your brain, didn't I?

I argue strongly against the inclusion of Gypsy and Vibe on this list, but it's difficult to defend Bloodwynd. When he wasn't paralyzed by indecision, he was embroiled in some form of treachery, and we still don't even know for sure which powers he possessed and which were on loan from J'Onn J'Onzz. Bloodwynd was basically the token black mystic when Doctor Mist wasn't available (or EXTREME!!!! enough.) The best validation that I can offer is that at least he wasn't as wretched as outliers like the Authority analogues in Justice League Elite.

I'd also like to point out that The Usurper came in at #6, but he still smells like #2 to me...

RED TORNADO
"It's easy to see why DC writers might have expected Red Tornado to be more successful than he eventually turned out to be. After all, Marvel was having a great deal of success with their introduction of the Vision over in Avengers, and if he had proven that even androids could cry, then Reddy would go even further, proving that androids could feel angst-ridden about anything and everything that ever happened to them.

As if the distinction of being the first emo robot in comics wasn't enough to make him a particularly annoying presence even on a team that specialized in annoying presences (hi, Green Arrow and Snapper Carr!), there's also the matter of his costumes: that Zatanna thought it was a good idea to give him striped leggings and an arrow on his forehead pointing to his nose still makes me wonder if she was playing some cruel joke to see if Reddy had mastered a sense of humor just yet.

No matter how many retcons the character went through - he's not a robot, he's a host body for the Tornado Champion! He's not a host body for the Tornado Champion, he's the Air Elemental! (and so on) -- nothing could make poor Red Tornado interesting enough to compare to his inspiration."
Has a New 52 RT been introduced yet? If there's one character who could benefit from a page one revision, It's bad old John Smith. I wouldn't even keep his gender, much less the manic-depressive robot with a Rannian demigod inside bologna.

Monday, June 18, 2012

2009 “Martian Manhater” art by Lisa M. Hayes

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Back when I did a post on J'Onn J'Onzz's mother around Mother's Day, I figured I'd go the same route for Father's Day. Well, that was yesterday, I forgot all about it, and don't really feel like going whole hog with a biographical post today. I'm also tired of scrounging up Miss Martian art early on Monday morning because I'm too busy/lazy to do better. Finally, I wanted to go through Comic Art Fans and just line up all their remaining Miss Martian pieces, so I can move on to the tremendous task of attempting the same at deviantART.

Anyway, this Monday is a bit weird. I cast my net broadly, and though I skipped out on all the Dejah Thoris and most of the "random green Martian chick" stuff, I almost let an oddity like Lobo & Martian Girl By Tony Harris slip by for kicks. The alternative I chose is actually worse, because despite surface similarities, that is not D'Kay D'Razz up there.

The Martian Manhater was created by Lisa M. Hayes for her pornographic super-team Ultra Fem Five, from a blog of similar name. To say the least, the related images are graphic, and I decided against direct links there to keep this blog's mention within the bounds of internet work safety. I can't even mention her risque pun of an alter ego. Let's just say that arms aren't the only thing she has four of, and leave it to an unfiltered Google search if you want more... information.

Technically, despite the gender, Martian Manhater falls under the heading of Martian Manhunter Knock-Offs. She has most of the common Martian powers, except those related to intangibility and vision. Her actual sex is undetermined, and her planet of origin is most likely not Mars. She hit Earth sometime in the mid-90s, and, um, that's about all I can talk about on a PG-rated blog, especially in regards to other sorts of "hitting" she's gotten up to...

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Martian Knock-Offs: Drax the Destroyer


A lot of the knock-off factor with Drax comes from just looking at him. It's like how everyone points to Thanos as a Darkseid knock-off, but he was actually modeled after Metron. The Mad God Titan's resemblance to the Lord of Apokolips really came from an editorial request of creator Jim Starlin to beef Thanos up. In the years since, Darkseid and Thanos have fed off one another, so that their mutual resemblance grew with time.


Drax was originally Earthman Arthur Douglas, whose family was slain following a chance encounter with Thanos. The Titan's father, Mentor, found Douglas' daughter alive. Mentor helped raise the girl to become the powerful telepath Moondragon. Mentor also used her father's soul as the driving force of an automaton, embued with great power but stripped of all memory, his sole purpose the destruction of Thanos. Drax the Destroyer was relentlessly grim and obsessive, but always managed to just miss out on killing Thanos thanks to better, faster moving heroes like Captain Mar-Vell and Adam Warlock. Drax's daughter was less than altruistic herself, and when Drax objected to Moondragon's subjugation of a planet, she scrambled his brains. As with his mortal enemy, Drax has been resurrected a bunch of times, but he has suffered through a few radical revisions. For most of the '90s, Drax was essentially a reincarnation of the dumb, violent, Frankenstein-ish Hulk. More recently, he's been Riddick, the Vin Diesel protagonist of two films and one cartoon, who counts Vin Diesel as his biggest fan in a shallow pool.



If I recall correctly, Jim Starlin acknowledged basing Drax partially on the Martian Manhunter. I suppose J'Onn J'Onzz's more severe attitude in his pursuit of Vulture may have played into that, but Drax's intensity far outstripped any take on the Alien Atlas seen to date. In fact, the O'Neil/Nasser interpretation of the character in 1977, and the many austere interpretations since, seem much more of Drax's bloodline than J'Onzz's. Drax had a daughter before J'Onn, and the telepathy angle (Moondragon's) hadn't been an ability of J'Onzz's since his earliest appearances. Once again, beyond the superficial, Drax may have reciprocated Martian Manhunter's influence with some of his own. It's not like super-strength, nigh invulnerability, and energy blasts are highly specific, although Drax playing the perpetual jobber certainly seems familiar. Most recently, J'Onn J'Onzz has taken on Drax's trademark purple costume, while Drax is running around topless to show off his tribal tats. Well, y'know, "Martian Co-Ops" doesn't have the same ring to it, so we'll let that alone.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Martian Knock-Offs: Red Tornado



This is a very special day for the blog my friends, because I have decided to finally discuss the Red Tornado in detail.

You see, when I started my first Martian Manhunter fan site, The Rock of the JLA, I had no particularly strong feelings about the fellow. He was this guy who appeared on the covers of a bunch of Justice League of America comics I never read, because you'd get past that George Pérez surface and find Don Heck or George Tuska underneath. There was a mini-series I never read, but the full page ad was nice, and a Super Powers Collection action figure I never owned. Basically, the Red Tornado was on his way out before I really came into the DC Universe in a big way after cutting my teeth at Marvel. Plus, he stayed away until Primal Force, where I went, "oh hey, I remember that guy." Then in 1999, I began doing serious research into the Martian Manhunter for my site, and like Jim Garrison, I could not deny the many and ominous connections with Red Tornado.

Don Markstein offered "Answer: A red-skinned android invented in 1968 by a master comic book villain as part of a plan to defeat the publisher's most prominent superhero team, who winds up joining the team instead, and named after one of the publisher's more obscure 1940s characters." The question? "Who is The Vision?" Markstein went on to explain that Red Tornado and the Vision debuting within months of each other was probably sheer coincidence, then moved on to one of the shortest biographies I've ever seen on his site. The problem isn't so much in the seeds, but in how the Red Tornado's garden was tended. R.T. took on a human identity like The Vision, began a romance with a human woman like The Vision, and even became a parent like The Vision. Each had big villainous turns in the '80s, followed by being disassembled and spending most of the '90s metamorphosing into different forms. Both were given needlessly overcomplicated retroactive origin stories meant to tie into the continuity of previously unrelated characters. The one trail Red Tornado blazed was being downgraded from team player to mentor figure for a bunch of under-aged heroes.



How does this relate to the Martian Manhunter? Well, J'onn J'onzz was introduced into the Justice League as their Superman stand-in, because editor Mort Weisinger wouldn't sign off on the Man of Steel being a regular for fear of diluting his brand. When the team book began dipping in sales, Jack Liebowitz asked why they didn't use Superman more, and upon receiving the answer, explained that Mort didn't own Superman, so use him. This led to the Martian Manhunter slowly getting pushed out of the book due to redundancy and more popular solo characters coming onto the team. Besides, the Manhunter from Mars had his own book with its own editor, so why bother with the headache? When Denny O'Neil took over writing JLofA, he preferred the less powerful, more realistic characters, and packed the Martian Manhunter's bags for good... in 1969.

After his two issue debut in 1968, Red Tornado returned the following year in the very next issue after J'onn J'onzz's big send off. He turned up for another couple of issues in 1970, then was joined by Martian Manhunter (in a cameo) upon the book's hundredth issue. That was in 1972, the first year J'onn J'onzz was seen since '69, and was now tending to his people as they settled on a new planet. By 1973, Len Wein was writing the book, and The Avengers had changed the game so that teams were most popular when they mixed major heroes with their own books that couldn't be altered in a major way with characters "owned" by the team title that could offer melodrama and significant changes over the course of their adventures. Since Wein was comfortable with more powerful heroes and the Martian Manhunter now lacked a series of his own, there was no reason he couldn't come back to the team and the scene in general... except for Red Tornado.



R.T. had been appearing at regular intervals in the book, and served as DC's parallel to the Vision, something '70s creators seemed to dig on. Red Tornado was a bald-looking, solid red guy with a blue cape. He was somewhat morose and withdrawn, struggling to relate to humanity. He took the rather generic name of "John Smith," and disguised himself as a thirtysomething white male prone to donning trench coats to blend in. His supporting cast consisted of an attractive blond woman who acted as a romantic interest and her adorable adoptive daughter. R.T. had anger management issues, but was a stalwart member of the team throughout the Bronze Age.

Detective John Jones had an adorable adopted pet/sidekick, and spent years working with an attractive blond co-worker/romantic interest. When not disguised as a human, he was a bald, solid green guy with a blue cape. Before reintroducing Red Tornado as a more volatile character, Denny O'Neil wrote the Martian Manhunter as emotionally unstable, morose, withdrawn, and irrationally hostile. Len Wein wrote a more even-tempered take in the one issue Martian Manhunter got to guest star in after Red Tornado had taken his place in the Justice League. He could perhaps have made more, but what's the point of having two characters of similar looks and demeanor who function in a similar capacity in the same book? Only after Red Tornado left did J'Onn J'Onzz become a stalwart member of the team from the end of the Bronze Age through to just a few years ago.



Amusingly enough, like the Martian Manhunter, Red Tornado was demonized before dropping out of the comics scene for about a decade with few appearances of note, before returning as part of an ill-fated multicultural super-team. R.T. never enjoyed his own JLI, jumping straight to his own Justice League Task Force as a supervising adult amongst Young Justice. Also, after decades without any collar and another fifteen years with a folded one, Martian Manhunter began popping his vampire style in emulation of the Vision, right around the same time Red Tornado began folding his collar like J'Onn J'Onzz.

You might ask why I would hold up one character as worthy of admiration, and another as a despicable rip-off, if they are in fact so similar. You might even ask why John Smith couldn't perhaps be invited into the unofficial John Jones "family." This gets back to the other reason I developed strong feelings about the Red Tornado: he sucks.

For instance, J'onn J'onzz's debut was preceded a year earlier by Roh Kar, First Lawman of Mars, a slightly goofy character with potential that was reshaped into a more commercial form for the Manhunter from Mars strip. While few would count him as the first Silver Age super-hero, J'onn J'onzz certainly anticipated Julie Schwartz's sci-fi detectives, who would soon revive the genre. Red Tornado was preceded by Ma Hunkel, a slightly goofy character from nearly thirty years earlier. However, the original Red Tornado was one of the few DC heroines of the early Golden Age, a tough husky woman who made up for her lack of abilities and resources with moxie. The android Red Tornado was yet another fit white male in appearance to come out very late in the Silver Age with incredible inborn powers he used to be a whiny, ineffectual "hero" granted near immediate access to the JLA. While few would count him as the first Bronze Age super-hero, John Smith certainly anticipated the worst tendencies of "feet of clay" heroes the fan-writers of the "Me" decade adored.



Part of the appeal of the Alien Atlas for many is that he seriously has more powers than Superman. Red Tornado, meanwhile, blows. He creates tornadoes that can gust at others or propel himself. Even when he became the "Wind Elemental," the only difference was that Red Tornado blew more. Both the Martian Manhunter and Red Tornado are "jobbers" who get knocked out to make other heroes look good. J'Onn is known for getting back up again, or continuing a losing battle to the brink of exhaustion. Smith is known for getting shattered to pieces, then skipping runs of issues until someone bothers to put him back together again. J'Onn is always solemn because of the deaths of his family and race, but he is known for his quiet dignity and droll wit. Smith is always moping because he's a little wimp, even though he has a loving girlfriend, adoptive daughter and supportive teammates (despite his being such a lousy, unreliable, frequently treacherous super-hero.) Yes, J'Onn needed pants for a very long time, but at least the most distinctive aspect of his costume isn't bright yellow directional arrows like one would expect to use as a guide to the nearest freeway entrance. Finally, the Martian Manhunter has the simple, elegant origin of being accidentally transported to Earth and trapped here, but deciding to make the best of things by helping his adoptive home. Red Tornado was a robot built by a mad scientist who often fought the JLA to infiltrate the Justice League, but decided to do good against his programming, except it turns out he was really an alien Tornado Tyrant who had fought Adam Strange, and there's something about a Tornado Champion, but he's an air elemental of the Earth and... Let me be honest. I still don't understand what the Red Tornado's origin is supposed to be. I just know that he crawled out of the four color primordial slop to plague us all.



Unlike Rob Kelly's Grudge Against Shazam, I don't just resent Red Tornado for being "The Usurper" who helped cape-block Martian Manhunter's return to comics throughout the 1970s. I genuinely feel that the Red Tornado embodies much of what was and continues to be wrong with comics books. He has a terrible set of origins dependent on ties to impenetrable continuity, a lousy personality, lame powers, an ugly costume, he wipes his rust hole on his legacy status, and exists in opposition to racial and gender diversity in comics. Red Tornado is a character who makes a comic book worse simply by being in it, but is perfectly willing to actively push a book over the abyss with his distasteful activities. He was, is, and will forever be "The Usurper" to me, irredeemable and begging to finally be destroyed to make way for a better use of the trademark.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Martian Knock-Offs: The Incredible Hulk



So you're asking yourself, what would I have in common with a muscle-bound simpleton like the Hulk? Well you see, this big gray lug first popped up back in 1962, but he didn't exactly make a splash. Been there. By then I'm sure folks had their fill of Frankenstein types. I went with "alien visitor," which wasn't so fresh by '55. Klaatu barada nikto, and all that. But y'know, in the second issue of Hulk's book, he turned from gray to green. Even though his series was canceled with issue six, that emerald hue I know so well has that certain something that can nab a guy steady work as a back-up. Heck, he actually split Tales to Astonish with Sub-Mariner, the way I timeshared House of Mystery with good ol' Robby Reed. Eventually, Hulk took over the entire magazine. My house became infested with anthology horror, but them's the breaks. Hulk become a well-known but only partially respected fixture of the Marvel Universe, his title perpetually on the verge of cancellation for twenty years. I know exactly what that's-- waitaminute! That could've been me! Hulk steal Manhunter dream life! Martian smash!

My main problem with the Hulk though is that nine times out of ten, a kid points to one of my action figures, and goes "look, it's the Hulk!" Sure I've bulked up over the years, and the Hulk's had a pronounced brow at times, but you'd think my complete and total lack of hair might tweak the little buggers' puny ape brains something was amiss! Complimentary colors aside, this is why I never, ever wear purple. Hey-- kid... cape. Word to your mother. Your young are morons, human.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Martian Knock-Offs: Super-Skrull



I've never understood why The Skrull race wasn't the one destroyed in Operation:Galactic Storm, instead of the Kree. I think Marvel just wanted to spite me. I mean, sure, being a green-skinned shapeshifting alien comic book race doesn't make them Martians. We could have just been "inspired" by the same cornball movies and bad pulps. I didn't really get ticked until I laid eyes on their Super-Skrull. Okay, right off the bat, the guy fights what was the premier Marvel super team at the time of his creation. The Fantastic Four would never even have existed if Marty Goodman hadn't had his fill of my pal Jack Liebowitz's bragging about the sales of the new Justice League of America at their golf game. The cover of FF #1 even resembles the JLofA's first appearance in Brave and the Bold #28. So this guy has all the FF's powers (like our Amazo, the one android JLA,) and that includes fire. So he's superstrong (like me,) can turn invisible (like me,) flies (like me,) and he produces my greatest weakness to boot! Foul play! Luckily, Super-Skrull is even less liked and respected than I am. I think he may be dead right now too. Eat it, hypercleftchin!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Martian Knock-Offs: Tars Tarkas



Johnny Jones here, with another ona'a them influences on my development, but don'cha dare call me a Martian Knock-Off of...

Tars Tarkas

Tars Tarkas was the leader of the largest army of four-armed, antennae-bearing green warriors on the planet Mars, though they called it Barsoom... or at least that's how it's written in Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter: Warlord of Mars novel series. Burroughs is best remembered as the creator of Tarzan, but this series is much beloved, and still in print today.

Transported from Earth to Mars during the U.S. Civil War, Carter quickly found love and action on his new home world. He was soon captured by a group of Martian warriors, until his ability to jump great distances on Mars' surface made him a form of entertainment among the native people. Carter was placed under the watch of the great fighter and leader Tars Tarkas. Over time, John Carter also became a warlord, and a trusted friend to Tars. Tarkas himself eventually rose to the rank of emperor of his world.

In the 1970's Marvel Comic, Tars Tarkas wore a blue loincloth and cavalier boots. A chestpiece crossed his chest in an "x" shape, and his eyes often glowed red. It felts so good to be acknowledged... Like my existence and parentage were finally validated... I-- *choke* --I get so emotional. I don't want you to see me like this...

Tars, as noted, had four arms and two legs. His eyes rested on inch tall stalks that could look in any direction, separate or together, with bright red irises. He was hairless, with olive green skin. He had bright white teeth, with tusks that curved up toward his eyes. He stood fifteen feet tall, and would weigh about four hundred pounds on Earth. Because of Mars' lighter gravity, Martian bodies were much weaker and more fragile than a human's. A smile on Mars was equivalent to a perfunctory handshake here. Their laughter was usually a reaction to the suffering of others, and they were known to torture captives mercilessly to provoke merriment.

"Evidently devoid of all the finer sentiments of friendship, love, or affection, [the Martian] people fairly worship physical prowess and bravery, and nothing is too good for the object of their adoration as long as he maintains his position by repeated examples of his skill, strength, and courage."
-from "A Princess of Mars"

Friday, August 7, 2009

Martian Knock-Offs: Superman



Hey there kids! I'm Johnny Jones! You may remember me as the Silver Age Manhunter from Mars. You know what the term "Silver Age" means? It means I predate a bunch of rat faced punks who want to trade off my marketable uniqueness! This section is devoted to people who will be hearing from my lawyers! I call it...

"Martian Knock-Offs!!!"

Speaking of the eels, I've been warned by my attorneys to note that this is a satirical essay. It's intent is not to defame any characters, their creators, or their owners. It is here to whimsically point out observed similarities between the Martian Manhunter, and characters who are not the Martian Manhunter.

Alright, I'm not so arrogant that I think I sprang out from the void fully born. Obviously, I've got my own influences. First off, there's Superman... like I'm not reminded of that every stinkin' day of my existance. Yes, we're both aliens. Yes, we were both stranded on Earth while our home worlds were destroyed. Yes, we're both super-heroes, with the powers of...

  • Super-strength™
  • Super-breath™
  • Super-speed™
  • Super-hearing™
  • Heat Vision™
  • Telescopic Vision™
  • Invulnerability
  • Flight
...but cut me some slack, will'ya? I've got my own unique attributes that seperate me from Big Blue. For most of my life, my Martian race continued to live, and I even led them for several years. My personality and methods are totally different from his. I even stopped using most of the more Superman specific powers, and have plenty of my own! And it's not like Superman never ripped anybody off, huh? Do the names Moses, Hercules or Solomon ring any bells? Religion doesn't count? Try Hugo Danner, John Carter and Flash Gordon. That's pulp fiction, you say? How about when he stole The Marvel Family from Fawcett, and turned it into Superboy/girl/dog/cat/monkey/horse/etc.? Turnabout is fair play, you say? Well up yours, buddy! I'm trying to make a buck here, Mr.Righteousness!