Napalm Death - Smear Campaign (2006)


The initial screeches on this record throw me off every single time I put it on. I absolutely adore Barney's voice. I think it's one of the most burly, beefy, visceral vocal deliveries in aggressive music. But those first squeaky screechy sounds, fuck do they put me off. After the first bar or two he's back to his usual awesomeness though, so don't worry dudes (I know you were worrying about it). What makes Barney so awesome is even when he just goes "Oooo!" or "Guhhhh!" it sounds so fucking brutal it makes my vertebrae rattle. And I don't mean brutal in a breakdowns and flatbill caps kind of way. I mean pulling your intestines out of your mouth and shoving them back up your asshole kind of way. Sure this album came out in 2006. Sure you pretend to love Scum. Who cares. I sure as fuck don't.

ASSHOLE.

Spazz - Crush, Kill, Destroy (1999)


Remember when we were young and we fed our ADD (This was before ADHD was invented) by listening to blistering 20 second songs and we all had street names like Death Snake, Big Dan, Hellfire, Lil' Smurf, Twin, Nacho, Viper, Mad Dawg, Clown, Loco, or Baby Chico?

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Flag - In My Head (1985)


My brain is in such a weirdo impenetrable fog right now. This about sums it up. I'm out cold, and I'm never comin' to.


nnnnn

Melvins - The Maggot (1999)


Hey dudes. This Melvins album is really heavy.

Heavy.

Hooded Menace x Ilsa Split (2011)


It took me so fucking long to find this. So very, very fucking long. Such a pain in the ass I thought I'd go ahead and post it. This is not my rip and there's a little bit of analog grain present, but nothing that distracts from the riffing.

CRUSHES.

Cannabis Corpse - Beneath Grow Lights Thou Shalt Rise (2011)


Hail the leaf.

Decapitated - Carnival Is Forever (2011)


Not really sure how I feel about this yet. Figure it out for yourself.
Get it while it's hot. Or at least lukewarm.

Worst album title.