Just a little more proof that Parker is crazy . . .

Parker has invented a little something he calls a "water pud." If you ask him what it is he'll say, "it's a pud made out of water." What is a pud you may be asking? Audrey, who is good at Parker-translating says he means puddle, but pud is shorter. Parker stops the drain in the bathroom sink, fills it up about halfway with water, and splashes his hands around in it. Sometimes he may add soap bubbles, sometimes he may add a handful of dirt he has carried through the house. We never know, but if you drain the water pud, say, to wash your hands, he will quickly and quietly return to the bathroom, say calmly "who drained up my water pud?" and proceed to create a new one.

Where do these little people come from anyway?