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Saturday, 22 August 2020

Twitter Twatter #85

First half of July 2020:

I just published Monkey Tennis: how #AlanPartridge singlehandedly created the TV landscape of today... https://t.co/r0wu0BwHV6 pic.twitter.com/dAEvipim42
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 2, 2020

1. Swallows In The Heatwave
2. The Universal
3. End Of A Century
4. He Thought of Cars
5. Death Of A Party
6. Look Inside America https://t.co/V1Cj7LSelD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 2, 2020

@bbcglasto What are the chances of Pulp and Blur's set from '98, or sets by Supergrass, Ultrasound, Beck, Skunk Anansie and/or Garbage making it to iplayer?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 3, 2020

We demand justice for Mondas and Planet 5... https://t.co/NvV18dfx59
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 3, 2020

Fox News has done to our parents what they thought gangsta rap would do to us pic.twitter.com/7tv5SRb6Xz
— Seltzer In Place (@VernorsHerzog) June 29, 2020

I just published An Interview With #VelvetChain https://t.co/PF0WTkYWiJ @erikaamato @SRTheBronze @SethGreen @joss pic.twitter.com/TJxfKehXyw
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 3, 2020

"Stile To Sunset, Elslack Moor"
A stile to sunset on the Pennine Way on Elslack Moor near Skipton, North Yorkshire, UK.
Like/Follow for daily photography

You can purchase this image as a print or on over 25 different items in my new online shop - https://t.co/IrIgdJh47a

© pic.twitter.com/KnpQ5EUQvm
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) July 3, 2020

1. The Great Escape
2. Blur
3. Parklife https://t.co/vGTBX5LHPM
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 4, 2020

Why I Adore #TheStationAgent And You Should Too… https://t.co/4eOwo8EBaw pic.twitter.com/KIPXomT6OD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 4, 2020

"Footpath To The Falls"
This path runs from the Yorkshire Dales Nation Park car park in Grassington down to the superb Linton Falls in the valley below.

You can purchase this image as a print or on over 25 different items in my new online shop - https://t.co/GexIzEVG5U pic.twitter.com/xnJEPdX8B1
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) July 4, 2020

I can't justify buying it, but I like the cover. It's yellow.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 5, 2020

Remember that time? #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/TETf7McbB3
— Tim Hill (@tim42nz) July 4, 2020

Every time I see Russell Brand's twitter username, I think to myself: has Russell T Davies joined twitter again?

Every. Single. Time. pic.twitter.com/YQ7t7y5iV2
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 5, 2020

You may have singlehandedly gotten them through lockdown.

You saved @BigFinish!
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 5, 2020

Spicy Copper Man
Miss Moneypen
Fish
Coffee Breath
Ringbag
Helpme https://t.co/DIaS3fYRXC
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 5, 2020

I just published An Interview With The #Discworld’s Falconer: Dave ‘Hodgesaargh’ Hodges https://t.co/JbAbz7ULp1 @terryandrob #TerryPratchett #Falconry pic.twitter.com/wFIiIYYA3p
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 5, 2020

Today’s the day! ✨#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/yTAax9AlSc
— TardisMonkey #BraveHeartTegan (@tardis_monkey) July 6, 2020

1989

Sylvester McCoy

Sylvester McCoy
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 6, 2020

"Saltburn-by-the-Sea"
The eye-catching Saltburn Cliff Tramway and the Pier below. Another of those places I have to stop off at if I am passing. I quick walk on the beach, a few photos & ten minutes in the amusements on the pier. Can't beat it!
Like/Follow for daily photos. pic.twitter.com/9nKMnhCAm8
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) July 6, 2020

I just published My Sixteen-Month-Old Son Made This Fauvist Masterpiece And What It Taught Me About Parenting https://t.co/vOYPzW8qMt pic.twitter.com/mKfY0PORb9
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 6, 2020

"St Germain's Churchyard"
A random find while exploring the Yorkshire Coast some years ago. The remains of St Garmain's Church in Marske-by-the-Sea. Located in the graveyard is the grave is Captain Cook's Father.
Like/Follow for daily photography pic.twitter.com/plu1vBA628
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) July 7, 2020

I just published What’s The One Thing Most Billionaires Have In Common? https://t.co/qNbPBd8IO8 pic.twitter.com/GE0O1ZuVPP
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 7, 2020

Am I the only person who for the past 10 years has taken the cereal bag from each new box of Wheat Chex & placed it inside the box from the Limited Edition #StarTrek 2009 Cereal so they could pretend to be eating @StarTrek cereal every day? I am? Yeah. That’s what I thought.🖖🥣 pic.twitter.com/3GyFiMgfEV
— Enterprise Extra (@EnterpriseExtra) July 7, 2020

This will never not be powerfulpic.twitter.com/Ebi3uNQZoF
— Mike Lee (@mikeanthonylee) July 6, 2020

The gratitude from the Government didn’t last long.

Free parking for NHS staff will end on 31st July.

Please RT if you agree this is a kick in the teeth as Covid-19 continues to take lives. pic.twitter.com/sFmQF6zaim
— NHS Million (@NHSMillion) July 7, 2020

The lack of respect you have for both Douglas Camfield and Big Narstie is disappointing. https://t.co/5J69yRNnBb
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 8, 2020

Do please retweet if you think @BorisJohnson must now apologise to the #carehome staff he insulted. https://t.co/DMkxhNp4DP
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) July 7, 2020

I just published An Interview With #Pulp https://t.co/3C41FKMKSm pic.twitter.com/QCcsvBOwnU
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 8, 2020

"Paddy's Hole"
Following on from yesterday's photos of the fishing huts on South Gare in Redcar, this is one of the small harbours nearby.

Like/Follow for daily photography

© Tom Holmes / https://t.co/kvR9zpVegd pic.twitter.com/phtZoJHEuF
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) July 9, 2020

"Teesside Wind Farm"
Another photo from South Gare in Redcar. This wind farm is situated about a mile off the coast with 27 turbines.

Like/Follow for daily photography

© Tom Holmes / https://t.co/kvR9zpVegd pic.twitter.com/ZTS5kPMqgq
— Tom Holmes (@TomHolmes_Photo) July 10, 2020

Magnolia (1999) https://t.co/CLWI1SHCHz pic.twitter.com/pISNr8DGyq
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 10, 2020

I remember seeing references to DSN in the early 90's, but I think they probably disappeared when they started using DS9 as an acronym in the show itself.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 10, 2020

pic.twitter.com/BKwLyDJYt7
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 11, 2020

"Wotcha!"
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 11, 2020

Which @BBCGlasto performances have you seen on iPlayer?

Be sure to catch Pulp's and 100+ more ⛺️ https://t.co/C01QYi0OXf pic.twitter.com/hc5cToNnMJ
— BBC Radio 6 Music (@BBC6Music) July 10, 2020

There are more trees on Earth than there are stars in the Milky Way.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 11, 2020

Kamelion could have been brilliant. How do you get shape changing robot wrong? https://t.co/Qvkmjpyij5
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 11, 2020

Exactly. The possibilities were endless.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 11, 2020

M.A.S.K.
ThunderCats
Wacky Races
Transformers
Star Trek: The Animated Series (repeats) https://t.co/XWu5nyukzQ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 11, 2020

More TV science fiction series should start with embroidery patterns... https://t.co/iAfdyksJ17
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 11, 2020

Let's have a whip round. https://t.co/wSbUlmIkVx
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 11, 2020

This dog was left in this car on the hottest day of the year with no water or ventilation. pic.twitter.com/vkR3urz4o8
— Jonny Morris (@jonnymorris1973) July 19, 2014

I see National Anthem is trending... pic.twitter.com/H0AgfphJPo
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 11, 2020

Late to the party is still at the party. I'm glad you liked it.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 14, 2020

6 new #StarTrek series:

Serial adventure (DSC)
Epic personal conflict (PIC)
Fun mature comedy (LDS)
Optimistic episodic (SNW)
Gritty intrigue (S31)
Teen coming of age (Untitled)

As a kid this would’ve been a dream come true! So, I’m choosing to be a kid again.#NewTrekOpenMind pic.twitter.com/LmMCOue91Q
— Mark Berkins (@markberkins) July 13, 2020

Here's the trailer for Carleton In Lockdown https://t.co/E7iVfNd1YB via @YouTube

'a socially distanced documentary'
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 15, 2020

It's not really a fair comparison: Series VI is the pinnacle of human achievement.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 15, 2020

Just rediscovered the personal letter from JNT thanking me for taking part in Dimensions in Time as Kiv!@SBCranford pic.twitter.com/LFqSf8bDov
— Phil Newman 🌈🎭♎ (@philnewmandsign) July 16, 2020

thrmidim of rkflisk roral life
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 16, 2020

1) Rosa
2) Fugitive Of The Judoon
3) Resolution
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 16, 2020

Yar isn't blacked out, she's been subsumed by Armus. pic.twitter.com/Q62027aaL7
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 18, 2020

In 2018, users discovered an AI glitch that meant if they translated the word 'dog' 18 times from Maori to English they got an unexpected result. pic.twitter.com/Lks6jyUwVk
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 18, 2020

“It took them 35 years to do nothing and 24 hours to do something,” https://t.co/yyZGu6TK0M
— zellie (@zellieimani) July 18, 2020

Remember, it's not screen accurate until you've smashed it on the deck... https://t.co/dV2LqQkzME
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 19, 2020

I hate it when this happens. pic.twitter.com/QBGSdvfG3n
— Yeasty Snack (@The_Ambassador_) July 19, 2020

pic.twitter.com/3pu55iJupf
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 19, 2020

OK Boomer
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) July 20, 2020

Monday, 4 February 2019

Twitter Twatter #61

August 2018 on Twitter:

If it's broadcast by the BBC, it counts. Radio and webcasts are as valid as TV.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 August 2018

Faith repels Ace's extended family.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 August 2018

pic.twitter.com/YpgZh8DAhw
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 3 August 2018

@NicholasBrendon as Xander, @AlyDenisof as Willow, @SethGreen as Oz, @JamesMarstersOf as Spike, @ElizaDushku as Faith, @TomLenk as Andrew, @JAugustRichards as Gunn, @AmyAcker as lllyria, @AlexisDenisof as Wesley, @JulietLandau as Drusilla and Anthony Stewart Head as Giles
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 3 August 2018

Oh, him.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 7 August 2018

“It’s Ireland’s biggest rug gallery, apparently.” pic.twitter.com/xfmDhgmyyl
— J Farrers (@Jfarrers) 8 August 2018

It's political correctness gone mad. What a ridiculous world we live in when Batwoman cannot be played by a straight white male. pic.twitter.com/uwq9oUXm6r
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 August 2018

No can do Phil.

Here is a spoileriffic photo from Season Eleven... pic.twitter.com/TBm5mxugFm
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 August 2018

I'm not even sorry. Here's another... pic.twitter.com/vor4bMBK4t
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 August 2018

Cher and Cher Alike
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 9 August 2018

@claytonhickman I saw this and thought of you. Apparently, it's a Anglia Police Box 1 Door Accent Cabinet and a mere snip at £509.99 (30% off a RRP of £724.80). pic.twitter.com/9iuIwDs3jd
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 August 2018

BARNABYEDWARDS is an anagram of BARNYARDS BAWD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 August 2018

In the United States, you can mail live scorpions - if they are inside a box labeled "live scorpions", inside another box also labeled "live scorpions".
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) 13 August 2018

He's just discovered that he is both the Eleventh and the Twelfth Doctor. It shook him to the core.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 14 August 2018

@uppityfabulous and I would like to present our contribution to the overpopulation of the planet you live on. pic.twitter.com/X6kUfm3FV9
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 August 2018

Favourite aspect ratio ✓
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 August 2018

That's reassuring.

Nothing fills you with confidence more than knowing your bank has transferred your money 'succesfully'@TSB pic.twitter.com/Huhblv39Zs
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 17 August 2018

SAVE Emmeline Pankhurst's statue!
If you don't agree with the proposal to dismantle this 88 year old statue then OBJECT here: https://t.co/4s6c2FTe7L #saveemmeline pic.twitter.com/smwADvaBPR
— Fawcett Society (@fawcettsociety) 17 August 2018

Always good to remember why some people might not want a Corbyn government getting into power... pic.twitter.com/zpUHe9la9E
— Cara Rose (@feats_fan) 18 August 2018

The Jon Pertwee on the right is impressive, but the Beatrix Lehmann on the left is spectacular.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 August 2018

A Chel? pic.twitter.com/YW2PxGl3Gq
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 August 2018

It means 'Please don't shoot'
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 August 2018

Seamless @DWMtweets #Sleeveface pic.twitter.com/xEBBpf1k5e
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 21 August 2018

pic.twitter.com/hDxFGk9H5o
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 21 August 2018

Retweet if you've never bought a Superdry item but are now tempted to. https://t.co/rSg7CHFodq
— Pascal Jacquemain #FSFA #the5million #fbpe (@jacquep) 21 August 2018

Revealed in the new Private Eye, in shop today: the academy schools paying their heads £270,000, but refusing to shell out the London living wage for their cleaners.
— Private Eye Magazine (@PrivateEyeNews) 22 August 2018

B'Elanna was the one taken by the Caretaker from Chakotay's ship, because he thought she might have what he needed. Maybe some of her DNA was left aboard the dreadnought from her earlier visit and that's why he transported it into the Delta Quadrant.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 22 August 2018

Very good!
— Alan Barnes (@senrab_nala) 22 August 2018

Now And Again pic.twitter.com/uBBXeaWpP0
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 August 2018

Perhaps my favourite colour commission of @tfnationltd - wonderful @geoffsenior4 art featuring The Doctor and Grimlock. If you got a black and white commission at the weekend and would like it coloured let me know! pic.twitter.com/E1FIvOffCc
— John-Paul Bove (@wordmongerer) 22 August 2018

Do you not accept, though, that making it paper inside and out it gives the appearance of being 100% paper and is likely to be wrongly recycled, when in fact you have made the entire thing, paper and all, 100% UNrecycleable? It's just pretending to be environmentally friendly. https://t.co/Qsc6qWPKPi
— Debby Richardson (@DebRichardson26) 24 August 2018

NONSTOP CLIMATE OF PANIC pic.twitter.com/VVw8B1QijN
— Wheel Of Fortune Answers (@wofanswers) 24 August 2018

While the rich get richer:

Police starting salary
2010: £24,000
2018: £23,000

Newly qualified teacher salary
2010: £21,500
2018: £22,000

Fully qualified nurse starting salary
2010: £22,000
2018: £22,000

MP's salary
2010: £66,000
2018: £77,000

We are all in this together.
— Freddie (@FreddieBailey96) 25 August 2018

pic.twitter.com/88u7Hbnsbq
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 27 August 2018

so just as an experiment I put the president's ~supremely~ awkward oval office moment to the @VeepHBO closing credits theme song just now. uhh it works v well. pic.twitter.com/uWO5d7EVTF
— Arlen Parsa (@arlenparsa) 27 August 2018

"What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No not just for some but for everyone." pic.twitter.com/EZXPet9Dmr
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 28 August 2018

"Donald Trump Was the Dumbest Goddam Student I Ever Had."

- Wharton School of Business and Finance Professor William T. Kelley pic.twitter.com/gBIO14dsWz
— StrictlyChristo 🌊 📻 (@christoq) 27 August 2018

Reasons I'm not a real #DoctorWho fan:

- Don't blame JNT
- Do blame Levine
- Don't have the 3D glasses from Dimensions In Time
- Never tried to spend the ten pound note with David Tennant on it
- Not terrified of a Doctor without a penis
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 28 August 2018

Day Of The Doctor, The
Ambassadors Of Death, The
Visitation, The
Invasion, The
Doctor's Wife, The

Brain Of Morbius, The
Long Game, The
Android Invasion, The
Curse Of Fenric, The
Krotons, The
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 28 August 2018

Levine doesn't watch much TV these days... pic.twitter.com/XHIJpaLCGG
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 August 2018

He seems to have sold a lot of hats. https://t.co/HH0eomIhn1
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 August 2018

Worst TARDIS ever. https://t.co/8YiIARvj5s
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 August 2018

One with pictures.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 August 2018

Being a historian gives me a particular set of skills which allows me to look at a building, for example, and know when its roof was tiled. pic.twitter.com/toCDszaMf1
— Dr Kate Wiles (@katemond) 28 August 2018

Sunday, 14 January 2018

Twitter Twatter #51

November 2017 does Twitter:

Also available in 3D? pic.twitter.com/cmpfBmwqDu
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 November 2017

I have spoken to the other women and we have decided it is okay if you sit it out pic.twitter.com/KTj6YQcaVQ
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) 1 November 2017

If SIR Michael Fallon’s behaviour has fallen short of that expected of his job has it also fallen short of that expected by his knighthood?
— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) 1 November 2017

Jupiter Mining Corporation is hiring. RT this message to apply. #RedDwarfXII pic.twitter.com/LExU27lbvm
— Dave (@davechannel) 28 September 2017

I fixed it for you... pic.twitter.com/ciktumpyBc
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 3 November 2017

Here’s the moment Jo Brand had to explain to the #HIGNFY panel that they should take sexual harassment seriously. pic.twitter.com/4cc4J3ocOw
— Rob Williams 🐝 (@BobJWilliams) 3 November 2017

SEXUALLY VIOLENT PATRIARCHY EXISTS AT THE CENTRE OF UK ESTABLISHMENT. In other unrelated news, here's Mollie in her underwear for no reason. pic.twitter.com/MFpWIM6oJs
— Pete Fraser (@petefrasermusic) 3 November 2017

When it's your last day of work at Twitter. pic.twitter.com/5xkzznYMdU
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) 3 November 2017

pic.twitter.com/aDcpfYNcqo
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 5 November 2017

The UK is the only country in the developed world where workers are getting poorer while the country is getting richer. pic.twitter.com/ha48tK0Oh5
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) 5 November 2017

Which came first: the Fabergé egg or the Fabergé chicken?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 7 November 2017

Watched the #PrideOfBritain awards. Disgusted.

Didn't see a single lion.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 7 November 2017

20 years ago today, I rushed to HMV Market St Manchester straight after school to buy the first Pulp single in nearly 20 months. Holding that shiny new CD felt like the most exciting thing in the world... I sound so old-fashioned, don't I?

"Funny how it all falls away..." pic.twitter.com/z5bJq6DOG1
— Pip (@pipmadeley) 10 November 2017

This is а genuine conversation between Tony Blair and Bill Clinton. pic.twitter.com/4koxeqbPzj
— History Lovers Club (@historylvrsclub) 11 November 2017

Sometimes the BBC news app shows the wrong pictures for the story when it has no data/WiFi. Today it surpassed itself. pic.twitter.com/jrdtgsweyA
— Emma-Ashley (@EmmaAshley) 10 November 2017

I don't do a podcast with Bob Mortimer.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 November 2017

Is it just me, or does this gif make it look like Voyager is crashing into #Babylon5?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 November 2017

@LennyHenry https://t.co/WDzQctOetx
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 November 2017

'The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was practical. You knew where you were with kindness, especially if you were holding a pie it had just given you.'#WorldKindnessDay pic.twitter.com/h7z2v23lj7
— Paul Kidby (@PaulKidby) 13 November 2017

#MDTV Futurama, It's Garry Shandling's Show, Buffy, Doctor Who, Mr Benn
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 November 2017

Accents in Britain change noticeably every 25 miles.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) 13 November 2017

Oh the irony. Tommy Robinson here complaining about Border Control stopping hate preachers at our airports. pic.twitter.com/bTqUjOpGiM
— Otto English (@Otto_English) 13 November 2017

Does that mean Jarvis is back soon?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 November 2017

헬라벅스 pic.twitter.com/tGcCEesUsV
— 와이어박스 (@twirebox) 12 November 2017

Just listened to the DVD commentary on #BreakingBad's 'Kafkaesque' and heard @betsy_brandt have the idea for a @BetterCallSaul spinoff...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 November 2017

Don't ever abuse this day to further your commitment to destroying from within what those brave souls died for. How dare you hijack a time for remembrance in favour of political advancement. You obviously wasted time calculating a tweet in favour of quiet, solem gratitude https://t.co/eYy16RVZTa
— Johnny Vegas (@JohnnyVegasReal) 13 November 2017

If only you had as much love for the notion of accountability. If you consider moral outrage towards a sickeningly ill conceived tweet as 'trolling' then heaven help any constituent who doesn't share your political ideals. The day was about remembrance, not petty point scoring. https://t.co/y6ZREZ4jS8
— Johnny Vegas (@JohnnyVegasReal) 13 November 2017

Hatrick Troughton as the second, third and fourth #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/b6U7y78wmw
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 15 November 2017

Worf: "I would like my hair trimmed." - Mr. Mot: "I promise, not too much off the top." pic.twitter.com/vVnw0Kaz94
— Ex Astris Scientia (@eas_trek) 14 November 2017

Fantastic news https://t.co/km8xF5J4iQ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 November 2017

It is @RedDwarfHQ time...:-). #RedDwarfXII #ruddymuddy pic.twitter.com/HLI5bUlkX3
— Ruddy Muddy (@Ruddy_Muddy) 16 November 2017

The Wish
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 17 November 2017

"See you yesterday."

And he did.#SixWordScifi
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 November 2017

The front page of today's Cumbria News and Star is a bona fide work of art (@OfficialOMD) pic.twitter.com/kcYRNvvQBq
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) 18 November 2017

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.#RedDwarf pic.twitter.com/R7STpBtpSq
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 November 2017

If nothing else, at least Brexit has finally answered the Blur v Oasis debate once and for all pic.twitter.com/KXJjWWR5HI
— Katie (@supermathskid) 17 November 2017

This is what the deforestation in the Amazon Rainforest of Brazil looks like. pic.twitter.com/mGHg5via7s
— banksy (@thereaIbanksy) 19 November 2017

When automated programme descriptions go bad.... pic.twitter.com/7NyuZLIpDq
— Mat Osman (@matosman) 19 November 2017

We avoided tax which should have funded children's services, now we're telling you to give to charity to fill the gaps left by our greed. pic.twitter.com/UQLwszTdQE
— Unite Community (@Unite_Community) 19 November 2017

let me read your cards pic.twitter.com/nKodkzQvSC
— adorable monster (@tristanreveur) 19 November 2017

Erm... pic.twitter.com/SBI43Vmm2i
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 November 2017

One night lands?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 November 2017

Here's my first pukka paid comedy writing gig, before the Christmas special pushes it even further into irrelevance... #DoctorWho https://t.co/yy1jh3kfR4
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 21 November 2017

54 years of #DoctorWho and we've still never seen those radiation gloves.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 23 November 2017

No cats or trains, but here's Helen Mirren as Commissioner Gordon... pic.twitter.com/RYtwqWV1Gk
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 27 November 2017

Tory death warrant for abused women: Government plans to remove housing benefit from women seeking accommodation in refuges (effectively removing 53% refuge funding) https://t.co/EpWplUUj9W
— Shed (@ShedLikesFood) 27 November 2017

I do have a soft spot for Battlefield. I was just that age that season 26 was a sudden renaissance for Doctor Who. Despite what the authors of silly GQ articles may think, S26 was about as far from "going out with a whimper" as you can get. #Battlefield #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/64u7mjq2eC
— Kippy Woo (@TygerWhoCame2T) 26 November 2017

Never mind #CyberMonday. Let's #CybermanDay. pic.twitter.com/qX4Z936uLg
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 27 November 2017

Amy Pond whenever Caitlin Blackwood wasn't available to play her.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 27 November 2017

Transformers Generation One + The IT Crowd. I have no idea either, shut up. pic.twitter.com/oEtixXPRbQ
— Orion Twax and her Cavalcade of Knackered Robots (@tainkirrahe) 26 November 2017

It's being filmed according to strict Dogme '95 rules... https://t.co/bKMEn913h4
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 27 November 2017

pic.twitter.com/RuLUySeigo
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 27 November 2017

Welcome to the UK, where an engagement is more important than mental health. pic.twitter.com/wjF7TCXgz3
— Bhean (@_Bheanian_) 27 November 2017

Happy Birthday to Anders Celsius, born #otd 1701. He died in 1744 aged 42, although his great rival Fahrenheit thought he was 108. pic.twitter.com/U2m2DtvvZ6
— Jonathan Healey (@SocialHistoryOx) 27 November 2017

@Channel4, any plans to show #ThisIsUs season 2?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 28 November 2017

"On Monday, I woke to the news that Meghan Markle will marry her prince and move to the UK.

"On Tuesday, I woke to a letter from the Home Office, informing me that my wife, my best friend and my partner of seven years, has been denied entry into the UK"https://t.co/dyauRPeXbL
— polly curtis (@pollycurtis) 30 November 2017

There'ssss no need to be afraid.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 30 November 2017

pic.twitter.com/bdpQJTD8BA
— Pardeep ❄❄❄ (@PardeepParmar4) 30 November 2017

Jo Cox MP was murdered by a far right fanatic shouting "Britain First".

The French honour her: name a street after her.

The US president retweets racist hatred from Britain First.

Are you sure Brexit is a good idea?

Because the world is changing, for the worse, very fast. pic.twitter.com/ReC0stwBSq
— ben goldacre, MBE LOL (@bengoldacre) 29 November 2017

Sunday, 4 June 2017

Twitter Twatter #43

May 2017's was probably my twitteriest month on record, here are the first 28 days or so:

Amazing display in local sweet shop. #summerisle pic.twitter.com/7NC3GqBHn5
— Reece Shearsmith (@ReeceShearsmith) 1 May 2017

Happy It's Becoming Clear Just How Screwed We Are With Theresa Mayday.https://t.co/JkciDCAkmw
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) 1 May 2017

Where's Theresa May's blindfold?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 May 2017

#DoctorWho - The Other Five Doctors, starring @4SylvesterMcCoy @4SylvesterMcCoy @4SylvesterMcCoy @4SylvesterMcCoy & @4SylvesterMcCoy pic.twitter.com/qYnlYseIeD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 May 2017

Who knew @SirPatStew was in #BattlestarGalactica? pic.twitter.com/o1KU4b8gib
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 May 2017

#TOSSpineArt from UK re-release. Thanks to @StarTrekVHS, I can finally find out what it spelt out. Was not expecting Spock quote. pic.twitter.com/Uijg98D9NP
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 1 May 2017

Colostomy Explosion? #RDTEE
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 5 May 2017

“Your classic, middle England voter - they’re the difference between 48 and 52.” @Damonalbarn argues that Britain's young are being ignored pic.twitter.com/Kix6FP8VZ6
— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) 5 May 2017

Horse racing millinery with an air of the #sixfacesofdelusion #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/Tzz5WSyRVD
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 7 May 2017

I love it that in France, 66% is a low turnout. That's brilliant.
— Paul_Cornell (@Paul_Cornell) 7 May 2017

Has anyone else noticed how Wales looks like a man in a hat pointing accusingly at Waterford? pic.twitter.com/VhdWfZW9kt
— Adam Leahy (@A_Leahy) 6 May 2017

#DrWho #ThePowerOfWords pic.twitter.com/mZE0quHqIW
— Lisa Lovebucket (@Lisa_Lovebucket) 20 April 2017

Work together to sack #JeremyHunt and Save the #NHS - https://t.co/l5YEu0GBE6
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 8 May 2017

Knock Knock and Keys of Marinus. Probably just coincidence #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/ZuYoDjrv4C
— Bob Johns (@BobJohns) 8 May 2017

UKIP's vote collapsed at #LE2017 & we made net gains across the UK. RT if you think the BBC should #InviteTheGreens! https://t.co/0QTiyR4Osp
— Green Party (@TheGreenParty) 8 May 2017

This is becoming ridiculous pic.twitter.com/FxoDB5gBvW
— Joe Dharampal-Hornby (@Joe_DH) 9 May 2017

A handy guide to help tell the difference between Shakara and Shakira. @2000AD @robbiegmorrison @henryflintZ @shakira pic.twitter.com/hp3Kkenhcf
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 10 May 2017

I just looked at a map of #Cumbria and now all I can see is an old lady in a mad hat desperately trying to ignore Ireland. pic.twitter.com/31RvuujixY
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 12 May 2017

ICYMI: My imaginary sequel to #Flatline. Gallifreyan papercraft, anyone? https://t.co/DxhihdvnV4 @dwcoverstory @DWComicArt @doctorwhocovers pic.twitter.com/kzHPPgvlRW
— Iain Clark (@iainjclark) 7 May 2017

Where is @Jeremy_Hunt in light of #NHSCyberAttack caused by chronic NHS underfunding forcing Windows XP reliance? #whereisjeremyhunt?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 May 2017

@BBCNewsnight @johnsweeneyroar was so keen to track down @andrealeadsom & @angelaleadsom, will he search for @Jeremy_Hunt #whereisJeremyHunt
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 13 May 2017

British people every time Americans get excited about something Loui$e Men$ch has said: pic.twitter.com/6g7IETCZtS
— James Henry (@james_blue_cat) 14 May 2017

We're watching Dr Who on French Netflix. I'm enjoying the alternative titles. 'The Hysterical Woman in the Strange Skylight' @Markgatiss pic.twitter.com/GDpiqDsODD
— Gary Gillatt (@Gary_Gillatt) 15 May 2017

“The fat cats keep the money and us lot get nothing” – Theresa May is confronted by Cathy, who has learning difficulties, in Abingdon Market pic.twitter.com/Mk3oEltD5R
— 5News (@5_News) 15 May 2017

I don't think I want to know the story behind this photo of Peter Davison from The Five Doctors in case it's a disappointment. #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/yN43PDDUt2
— Clayton Hickman (@claytonhickman) 14 May 2017

News Quiz called a bus of young Conservatives a sort of bell end trojan horse. :)
— Rob Williams (@Robwilliams71) 15 May 2017

Remember that time in #JudgeDredd when they elected an orangutan mayor & we all laughed at the hilarious satire? Happy days… pic.twitter.com/qC81jXWskQ
— Jim Campbell (@CampbellLetters) 16 May 2017

Apparently, people struggle to pronounce Steve Buscemi's name. It's 'Steve', to rhyme with 'weave'. I hope this helps. pic.twitter.com/cJpmghj4KZ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 16 May 2017

Optimus Prime has fallen on hard times pic.twitter.com/JPDlwBJXC6
— Steve Drew 📚 (@elquesogrande1) 18 May 2017

Well, it's official: we have now seen more of @JulianAssange than the #Tory front bench...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 19 May 2017

@Theresa_May knows just what to say to cheer me up... #JeremyCorbyn #VoteLabour #DontVoteTory https://t.co/gz4dsBH9cc
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 20 May 2017

#GE17 pic.twitter.com/cOTZ9YzDt4
— Jilly Ballantyne (@JillyBallantyne) 20 May 2017

Is someone you know thinking of voting Conservative?
RT to help them outhttps://t.co/lAbl9KMsGi #votenhs #torymanifesto pic.twitter.com/bSBUZjdRgY
— NHS Roadshow (@NHS_RoadShow) 21 May 2017

Comedy Nazi who can't even spell Manchester proposes the return of concentration camps and the gassing of millions of innocent people. pic.twitter.com/X82GB1IoAn
— Barnaby Edwards (@BarnabyEdwards) 23 May 2017

"We can react in anger. Or we can react by doing" - powerful interview with blood donor Ian in Manchester pic.twitter.com/SA02U3uYoK
— BBC Newsnight (@BBCNewsnight) 23 May 2017

Today, I was awakened by Birdsong.

It's a harrowing story.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 25 May 2017

(artist's impression)
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 25 May 2017

I've just been told 'gay marriage' is wrong because it's not mentioned in the Bible - this is on TWITTER by an AUSTRALIAN who loves TENNIS.
— Barnaby Edwards (@BarnabyEdwards) 26 May 2017

Tories appear to be basing their whole election campaign on a particularly brilliant episode of The Thick of It https://t.co/g1ru1IOzyJ
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) 27 May 2017

Does anyone remember when they watched "The Trial Of A Time Lord" on Gogglebox? #DoctorWho

Part 2 here: https://t.co/1CdTQTJeTt pic.twitter.com/i2lD5BOkM4
— Pip (@pipmadeley) 28 May 2017

"Goggletrial Of A Time Lord" - Part 2 of 2 #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/TavJ7L7mGk
— Pip (@pipmadeley) 28 May 2017

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— Jack Klaff (@jackshebang) 29 May 2017

About to start reading #Misty, but struck by cover. Did @Rubywax pose for this? It's a pretty impressive likeness... @2000AD @PatMillsComics pic.twitter.com/AozPevudwQ
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) 29 May 2017