Showing posts with label nicknames. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nicknames. Show all posts

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Cloud Snowwalker (wiff bonus SQUEEE)


Dis post is fur everyone who is sad their snow melted away. As you can see, we still have lots of snow in Iowa. But wiff slightly above freezing temps in the daytime, then freezing at night, the snow has developed a thin crust of ice on the top. I can now WALK ON TOP OF SNOW!!! Dis feat has earned me new nickname of Cloud Snowwalker.

So the other day I was out in the backyard wiff mom while she was taking pictures of stuff like dis:


When she noticed me peeking out from behind a snowbank. I was looking fur rabbits. Woo may have to biggify picture fur to see me:


I stood up to say "Oh, HI!"


I decided to climb over the snowbank.


I fell through the crust! Dis happens sometimes when you're a Snowwalker.


Here it comes...


Wait fur it...


Wait......



SQUEEEE!!!


I has fierce determination befitting a Wonder Dog.


Almost to the top!


I made it! Look at all the snow I kicked up, BOL!


Note how I spread my toes wide. Dis helps wiff Snowwalking:


It's like having snow shoes!


Cloud Snowwalker. It keeps my nekkid belly out of the snow.


Luv,
Cloud

PS. If anyone wonders why I wasn't wearing my red hoodie, it wasn't that cold and we were only outside fur a few minutes. Mom didn't expect me to go climbing snowbanks, BOL!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Lightbulb Head??? Seriously?


I have LOTS of nicknames. More then any dog should probably have. Mom and dad come up wiff new ones all the time. Luckily, I am smart enough to respond to all of them. Truly, I am a genius!

Here is a sampling:

Cloudy
Mr. Cloudypants
Big Guy
Biggity
Biggity Boo
Bud
Bud Baggins
Cloud Baggins
Sprout
Cloud Sprout
Cloudy McSprouty
Cloudius Sprouticas
Clod
Clod Sprod
Cloudo
Klause
Wiggle-Butt Baggins
Sweetness
Cuteness
Woo

Sometimes my nicknames are used for whatever I'm doing at the time:

Barker
Cloud Barker
Runner
Trotter
Jumper
Chaser
Sniffer
Roller
Snezzer (when I sneeze)
Snezzerchadnezzar (when I sneeze A LOT!)
Head-tilter
Stretcher
and Pillow Head, (fur when I sleep wiff my head on the pillow.)

Sometimes they are fur parts of my body:

Ears
Face
Little Face
Feet
Feety-Feet-Feet-Smelly
Long Nose

See what I mean? LOTS of nicknames!
And now, for the mother of all weird nicknames...

Lightbulb Head!!! Who comes up wiff stuff like this??? My mom, that's who! She has provided these visuals, but I just don't see the resemblance. **grumble, grumble**

Ok. So my head is shaped a little bit sorta like a lightbulb. But really mom, Lightbulb Head is just not dignified AT ALL! My only solace is that our cat Boomer (The Queen of the Universe) has a lot of nicknames too. (Like Big Bada Boom. BOL!!!)