Is Ninety The New Twenty?

Do not make fun of this girl.  She's 90!  Yes, you read that right.  Sylvester Stallone's Mother is Ninety Years Old!  And she turns 91 in November.  

In the words by Michelle Visage, "Does this broad look 90 freakin’ years old to you? OK, I hear your screams through the computer. I know about the shitload of plastics going on here, but Jackie Stallone hasn’t looked this good since her 20s. Ignore the lips. Her body, her hair, her everything is flooring me. Ninety. Years. Old. Bitches."

Cyanide and Happiness: 20 Pills

I Quote That - Don't Grow Old

Granpa Shuffelin'

Just when you think it's all over.  Grandpas come a shuffelin'.  OMG, too funny, but watch as these grandpas get down to LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem".   

I could've sworn Snoopy doing the Shuffle was the last draw, but I was wrong again!

Post Secret Fridays - Issue 074

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Senior Citizen Texting Shortcuts

This is all sorts of wrong!  I demand no one re-post this!  ROFL... CGU

If you do, you did not get this chart from me!