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Ron DeSantis' Emergency Response Efforts are Proceeding Crisply While FEMA is Short-Staffed Due to Providing "Services" For Illegal Aliens at Harris and Biden's Dissolved BorderA tree uprooted by Hurricane Helene (not Milton)
We're not allowed to say that, though: Kamala, America's Drunken, Embarassing Side-Piece, wants to play president and will go on CNN to say that reporting the actual strength of the storm is "misinformation" because we're all required to lie to amp up the fear and pretend that Kamala Harris is "really showing executive competency." It wasn't as bad as Experts predicted. Does that mean Global Warming is a lie? They said the power of the storm proved global warming; does the relative weakness of the storm prove global warming is fake? Just wondering. Hurricane Milton made landfall near Siesta Key, Florida late Wednesday evening as a Category 3 storm with winds of 120 mph. Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis gave an update on Hurricane Milton Thursday afternoon after it made landfall the night before as a Category 3 Storm. He pre-deployed 50,000 linesmen so power lines are going back up.
He has a warning for Kamala voters -- I mean, "looters." Gov. DeSantis warned people against taking advantage of a dire situation. He then went on to own the relentless propgandists of the press, who kept demanding he tell them that global warming is real and will kill us all. At a press conference on Thursday, DeSantis was asked whether "global warming" impacted the hurricane's intensity after Milton spawned several tornadoes that wreaked havoc in the Sunshine State. Damn.
And performing "Covid funerals." What? On the eve of Hurricane Milton's landfall on a disaster-weary Florida, FEMA, the nation's disaster relief agency reported a stark shortage of frontline workers available to be deployed: just 8% of the Federal Emergency Management Agency's vaunted Incident Management personnel were still available for deployment.
Grandstanding nepo baby Anderson Cooper stood outside in the Milton storm for a few minutes to prove he's a Real Reporter and nature responded to this idiocy by popping him in his well-traveled mouth with a piece of flying debris.
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