Oh Happy Day! Today was Sandra's Halloween special, always a favorite with me. We were treated with SandyLoo portraying historical queens, although some looked more like drag queens, but that just might be me.

First off, Ann Boleyn. I'm quite surprised that the accompanying cocktail was not a guill-o-tini.

Next, Queen Guinevere. I love the salmonella sleeves.

Don't you like her cantaloupes? This is typical Sandy Logic. The only actual edible food in the entire episode and she's using it solely for a prop.

Marie Antoinette.

Double-fisted liquor pour.

Queen Elizabeth. And that's just plain damn scary. Whoot sistah!